I have done a long stint in the Indian Navy that lasted for nearly thirty seven years; I rose as far as my somewhat rebellious and irreverent nature allowed me to. On retirement, in Feb 2010, the first thing that occurred to me, and those around me, was that I Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (you will find an article with this title in this blog) and hadn't lost all my noodles and hence thought of a blog titled 'This 'n That'. I later realised that every third blog is called 'This 'n That' and changed the name to 'Sunbyanyname'. I detest treading the beaten track. This blog offers me to air 'another way' of looking at things. The idea is not just to entertain but also to bring about a change. Should you feel differently, you are free to leave your comments. You can leave comments even when you agree and want to share your own experience about the topic of the blog post. Impudent or otherwise, I have never been insousciant and I am always concerned about the betterment of community, nation and the world. I hope the visitors of this blog would be able to discern it.
It has been a little more than three years since I put up in this blog ‘Best Of ‘Make Your Own Quotes’ and fifteen months since I put up here ‘Best Of ‘Make Your Own Quotes’ – Part II’. In these three years or so since the first blog-post and 38 months since I started with the Facebook Page called ‘Make Your Own Quotes’, a lot has happened. One, from a membership of just 30 or so, the Page has a membership of more than 600 now. Two, I started two series: one, about Leadership Lessons and the second about ‘I Thank You, O’ God’. Both are favourite topics with me. I believe that we have to be thankful to God for whatever He/She/It has given us even when we feel that we haven’t got enough. I sincerely feel that gratefulness is the beginning of the journey into happiness,
Why did I start with the page? As I mentioned in the introduction of the first post, “I noticed that on the Facebook and elsewhere, there is a great penchant about putting up Quotes. These range from quotes about Love, Friendship, Politics, Life; indeed about each and every subject. Whilst reading these quotes I was stuck by the realisation that somehow we have this feeling that the sages, saints and wise-people of the past had abundance of sane-advice on all kinds of subjects; but, by a curious quirk of fate, we ourselves and fellow citizens have nothing great to offer in terms of such advice. When I started analysing this, I reached the conclusion that there is nothing simpler than giving sane advice; the answer is really blowing in the wind; it is everywhere. We only have to gather these pearls around us and weave them in a garland”. That’s how I started this Facebook page called ‘Make Your Own Quotes’ with an introduction: “There is nothing simpler than giving sane advice; you don’t have to follow great teachers. Make your own quotes and let others follow you.”
This venture started on the 25th of Feb 2013 and, as I said, I have finished three years of it and it is still going strong. I have received tremendous interest from friends in these Quotes and I am told that around the world these Quotes are being circulated in all kinds of garbs. I have nothing against these since I shall never be making this into a commercial activity.
I like all quotes on Facebook; these provide quick and easy solutions to life’s seemingly complex problems. I believe life is as simple as Facebook; what you get is dependent upon your “settings”.
I started off by giving tips to people on how to make their own quotes, eg,:
Great Quotes Tip #1: Compare Life, Love, Relationships etc to something mundane and infer “great” sounding advice out of it.Here is an (original example): “Friends should be like electricity wires; opposite poles, running parallel and lighting up lives by meeting”. For effect, inscribe this on a totally unrelated picture of, say, a Frog in a Pond. Wanna try your hand at it; go ahead….nothing is simpler! Try comparing Life to Beans!! Go ahead, now that you have joined this site, you will eventually follow your own quotes!!!
Here is therefore the third tranche of Best of ‘Make Your Own Quotes’, but, on a unique topic of finding reasons to thank God.
I may not be a traditional believer in God, the one who personifies God and identifies with Him or Her with innumerable idols and pictures. In the ‘Philosophy’ section of my blog there are a number of posts about how the current concepts of God and Religion are causing more harm and even evil than the evil these were conceived to eradicate. Of particular interest to readers would be a blog-post titled: ‘Whose God Is It Anyway?’ that I wrote five and a half years ago. I am into God as a supreme force that should guide us, bind us together, keep us from doing wrong and look after us as children. I am also a believer in the concept of ‘Ik Omkar’, a concept given to us by Sri Guru Nanak Dev ji, and which translated means: ‘God Is One’ and hence there isn’t a separate God for Hindus or Muslims or for that matter Christians or followers of any other religion (Please read: ‘Nanak Shah Fakir – The Movie And Its Message’).
Now that I have explained my concept of God, please go through the following quotes as addressed to that God and not to Ishwar, Allah, Jesus or Buddha.
Lets begin.
The first one is something that we take for granted: our five senses; particularly the sense of seeing. Here is what a friend Puneet Narula had to write about seeing: “We went to a restaurant in Singapore called “NOX- Dine in the dark”. You are served in pitch dark (No watches and mobile phones allowed) by visually impaired / blind waiters. Amazing experience. You can feel and eat- can’t see a thing. The food tastes better because your entire focus is on taste and not how beautiful it looks. You realize how lucky we are that we can see, hear, feel and smell. Check out http://www.noxdineinthedark.com/”
I believe that God has really made this world beautiful. However, all the beauty that God made would have been lost on us if God hadn’t given us the good sense to appreciate this beauty. So here is a quote about it:
Thank God, we have been given the ability to smile; to make light of our troubles, burdens and situation. If it hadn’t been for this ability, we would have led and lead such hopeless lives:
We can never, even if we try our best individually and collectively, to thank God enough for giving us the emotion of Love. God gave us Dark, so that we know the importance of Light. Likewise, God gave us all the other emotions so that we would realise that Love indeed is the best:
We are often frustrated, especially in arguments, that the other person has a different point of view. But, what if God had given us all the same way of looking at things. It would indeed be such a dull and drab world:
There is no end to God’s Creation. Just at the time when you feel that you have got handle on some part of it, another world opens before your eyes and other senses. It is pointless trying to see the beginning and the end of the universe as if God’s creation is finite. It would be better to adore its infinity and rejoice that there is enough for us for all times to come:
We feel it is intrinsic and innate. However, we refuse to believe that God gave it to us. There is great merit in believing that God gave it to us since, when the chips are down, and darkness engulfs us, we can ask for more. My own experience is that when I have asked for more, God has given it to me:
The holy book of the Sikhs have repeated mention of this Music that is beyond ears. Even if we talk only about the aural experience (within the reach of our five known senses), it is still heavenly. Who else, but God would have thought of giving us this wonderful gift:
There is considerable debate about what is Right and what is Wrong, about Good and Evil. Since all virtues on earth are relative (Please read ‘Absolute Virtue’), it is quite possible that someone’s Wrong is another man’s Right and vice-versa. However, Reverend Emerson once said, “God, don’t let me prove right with arguments that I know to be wrong.” This quote is about that ability and I sincerely feel that God gave to most of us, if not to all of us:
God gave us Life – a four lettered word. He gave us Love – another four lettered word – and most of us love the life that God gave us. For others, God ensured that another four-lettered word was given to them so that even if they won’t love their current life, they would know that the future would be better. God gave us Hope:
We often bemoan the fact that nothing is permanent in this universe. One form is always evolving into another. In some cases it is so slow that we ain’t conscious of it. However, it surely is changing. Whilst we think of it, many a times, as a bad thing, the fact is that it would have been hopeless if we were to encounter a permanent situation and world:
We require worldly knowledge. However, worldly knowledge also confines us and puts limits on our imagination and innovation (I have several posts on this such as ‘How Unbiased Or Innocent Can We Become?’ and ‘Being Non-Sensical May Be Far Sighted’). A child, in this aspect, is better than us. I am fond of giving this example that when a bus tumbles down a hill in an unfortunate accident, often the children and infants are saved. There is, therefore, merit in looking at things afresh as a child; somewhat different from the pejorative expression: ‘Putting one’s foot in one’s mouth’. Have a look:
The next one is related to it. We sometime feel that we haven’t been given the requisite skills to live and survive. However, the fact is that God has provided for us to live and survive. Here is from Sri Guru Granth Sahib:
“Sail patthar mein jant upaaye,
Taa ka rizk aage kar dharaya,
….Un kavan khilaave, kavan chugaave,
Man mein simran karaya”
(The one who gave birth to creatures in moist rocks,
It provided for their nourishment there too,
…..who makes them feed, who provides for them,
Think about it in your mind)
Here is my quote about it:
The next one is the simplest of the quotes and should have come much earlier:
God made no secret of it. God didn’t send us on a wild-goose chase. However, it has made sure that its own abilities (being the Creator) would be far beyond the sum total of all our individual and collective abilities. Here is the quote that was born out of this:
Yes, there is God, if not as a person or a being, but as a Force or Creator. But, of what use these knowledge had been if God had not blessed us with the ability to reach out to it. And since God made everything, it is conceivable that God only gave this ability to us. Hence lets thank God for having given us this ability:
The concept of God as that Force to whom we can pray to solve our problems provides us with tremendous relief. Just imagine that if we hadn’t invented God we would have felt alone and helpless. Here is the quote for that:
God’s Creation is totally discover-able by us; like they say: Seek and thou shalt find. Here is the quote for thanking God for that:
I have discovered – and I am sure each one of you who is reading this would have – that there is newness in God’s Creation everyday, every hour, every moment. It has been medically established that millions of cells in our body are dying everyday and being rejuvenated. Have a look at this, put up by me on the New Year Day of the year 2016:
We have thoughts and emotions and ideas and we want to convey to others and listen to theirs. Over centuries, various languages evolved to convey these to others and those who understood these languages had not much difficulty in understanding thoughts, feelings and ideas of others. However, there is a language of humanity that God gave each one of us and it is beyond the languages that we ourselves made. This is a language that is beyond verbal and text means. It is the language beyond all senses too. It is a language between hearts. Here it is:
I have maintained that there are more reasons to thank God for than we can think of. We feel that the most precious gift that God has given us is Life. However, each one of us in our lifetime discover that there are many things that God made, for which it is worth giving up life. Taste this:
This is something that most of us discover during our lifetime but many of us never think of thanking God for. The fact is that despite our putting a price on many things – the more precious we feel they are, the more is the price – there are quite a few of the most precious things of life that are absolutely free. Have a look at this:
We fall in the habit of cursing our memory and the oft heard crib is: “I don’t seem to remember many a thing”. We reason it out that all that God had to do was to give us elephantine memory so that we would never forget anything. However, think again after seeing the following quote:
Every once in a while the chips are down for us and we feel that the whole world and even God is lined up against us. I am convinced that God never gives a problem to us without giving us the skills and abilities to solve it. And, it adds to our happiness when we have solved it.
And the last one in this part of the series is about Faith, Hope and Love, the building bricks of the house of our happiness. God is, I am convinced, not like human beings (whatever its shape, size and form be). It isn’t seeking happiness by making us think of it all the while. It is purely in our interest. Hence, if you want to have Faith, Hope and Love without ascribing these to God, there is nothing ungodly about it. That knowledge has also come to you from God that I believe in. I would rather thank it for these since I obtain enormous satisfaction and happiness by thanking it for it:
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As I brought out in the introduction of ‘A Hundred Ghazals In Hindi Movies – Part I’, ‘A Hundred Ghazals In Hindi Movies – Part II’, and ‘A Hundred Ghazals in Hindi Movies – Part III’, the ghazal is a poetic form consisting of rhyming couplets and a refrain, with each line sharing the same meter. A ghazal may be understood as a poetic expression of both the pain of loss or separation and the beauty of love in spite of that pain. The form is ancient, originating in ancient Arabic poem in Arabia long before the birth of Islam. The term Ghazal is of North African and Middle Eastern origin. Its root term in Arabic is “gh-zl” and is derived from the Arabian panegyric qasida.
The ghazal spread into South Asia in the 12th century due to the influence of Sufi mystics and the courts of the new Islamic Sultanate. Although the ghazal is most prominently a form of Dari poetry and Urdu poetry, today it is found in the poetry of many languages of the Indian sub-continent.
I gave you 18 Ghazals in Part I starting with Shakeel Badayuni‘s Na milata gham to barbaadi ke afsaane kahan jaate, to Rajinder Krishan‘s Jahan Ara ghazal sung by Talat Mahmood: Phir wohi shaam wohi gham wohi tanhaayi hai. In between I packed ghazals by Kaifi Azmi, Sahir Ludhianvi, Bahadur Shah Zafar, Muztar Khairabadi, Hasrat Mohani, Hasrat Jaipuri, Jaan Nisar Akhtar, Majrooh Sultanpuri, and Farooq Qaiser.
I followed it up with another 18 Ghazals in Part II starting with Mohammad Rafi singing Sahir Ludhianvi‘s ghazal Tum ek baar mohabbat ka imtehaan to do for the 1960 movie Babur, to Lata Mangeshkar singing Jaan Nisar Akhtar‘s Aap youn faaslon se guzarte rahe for the 1977 movie Shankar Hussain. In between I gave you ghazals sung by Mubarak Begum, and ghazals of Mirza Ghalib, Raja Mehdi Ali Khan, Majrooh Sultanpuri, Rajinder Krishan, Gulzar, Bashar Nawaz and Mir Taqi Mir.
I followed the second part with another 16 Ghazals in Part III, starting with Talat Mehmood singing Sardar Jafri’sShaam-e-gham ki kasam, aaj gamgeen hain ham, Aa bhi jaa, aa bhi jaa, aaj mere sanam…. modified by Majrooh Sultanpuri for the 1953 movie Footpath and ending with Lata Mangeshkar singing Sahir Ludhianvi’s Jurm-e-ulfat pe hamen log saza dete hain, Kaise nadaan hain sholon ko hawa dete hain… for the 1963 movie Taj Mahal. In between I gave you three more ghazals by Talat Mehmood, one sung together by Mohammad Rafi and Mahendra Kapoor, a ghazal of Hassan Kamal, a few of Majrooh sultanpuri, one of Anand Bakshi and a few for which the great music director Roshan composed music.
Lets resume our journey into the fascinating world of Ghazals.
Ghazal #53
Mahendra Kapoor
He was born on 9th January 1934 in Amritsar, not too far from the birth place of his guru, guide and mentor Mohammad Rafi.
He made a distinct identity of his own with his smooth silky voice.
He excelled in ghazal singing too.
Mahendra Kapoor
I particularly like his rendition of Qamar Jalalabadi’s most famous ghazal: Rafta rafta woh hamare dil ke armaan ho gaye that he sang with Asha Bhosle. The 1966 movie Ham Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain starred Neena and Prakash and had Basant Prakash’s music.
Please enjoy: Rafta rafta woh hamare dil ke armaan ho gaye…
raftaa raftaa vo hamaare dil ke armaa.N ho gae
pahale jaa.N, phir jaan-e-jaa.N
phir jaan-e-jaanaa.N ho gae
raftaa raftaa…
raftaa raftaa vo merii taskii.n kaa saamaa.N ho gae
pahale dil phir dil_rubaa phir dil ke mehamaa.N ho gae
raftaa raftaa…
raftaa raftaa un kii aa.Nkho.n kaa nashaa ba.Dhane lagaa
pahale may phir maikadaa phir may kaa tuufaa.N ho gae
raftaa raftaa …
raftaa raftaa husn nikharaa aur nikharataa hii gayaa
pahale gul phir gul_badan phir gul ba_daamaa.N ho gae
raftaa raftaa …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQg5eddcz1A
Ghazal #54
Mahendra Kapoor
I have given you a few ghazals of Mahendra Kapoor and today I gave you his rendition of Qamar Jalalabadi’s most popular Rafta rafta woh hamaare dil ke armaan ho gaye.
SH Bihari as a lyricist was certainly most under valued lyricist. One composer who brought out the best in him was OP Nayyar. The two of them made 1960 movie Kashmir Ki Kali songs immortal.
SH Bihari – the most under-rated Lyricist
Here is one of SH Bihari’s ghazals on the music of OP Nayyar for the 1968 movie Kahin Din Kahin Raat. Once again, it has been sung by Mahendra Kapoor and Asha Bhosle.
When the ghazal finally starts in the video, you won’t believe such a lovely ghazal is hidden in the initial fast music.
Please enjoy: Ham pe ilzaam ye kyun hai ki mohabbat ki hai……
( ham pe ilzaam ye kyuu.N hai
ki mohabbat kii hai ) -2
hamane to aapako puujaa hai
ibaadat kii hai
ham pe ilzaam ye kyuu.N hai
ki mohabbat kii hai
( hamane kab aapase maa.Ngaa hai
wafaa_o.n kaa silaa ) -2
( kab sunaa aapane hamase ko_ii
shiqawaa yaa gilaa ) -2
( hamane kab dil ke ta.Dapane kii
shiqaayat kii hai ) -2
hamane to aapako puujaa hai
ibaadat kii hai
( Gam nahii.n isakaa agar aap
hamaare naa huye ) -2
( Gam to ye hai ke tumhaare bhii
tumhaare na huye ) -2
( aapane jinake liye aaj ye
haalat kii hai ) -2
hamane to aapako puujaa hai
ibaadat kii hai
ham pe ilzaam ye kyuu.N hai
ki mohabbat kii hai
Ghazal #55
Shakeel Badayuni
I can never have enough of Shakeel. He wrote exactly how I would like to write, except that I cannot have his mastery over words.
Shakeel Badayuni – the King of Irony
This ghazal from the 1962 movie Son OF India has everything that you look for in a ghazal: superb music by Naushad and excellent singing by Mohammad Rafi and tons of irony since Shakeel was the King of Irony.
Please enjoy: Zindagi aaj mere naam se sharmaati hai…
zindagii aaj mere naam se sharamaatii hai
apane haalaat pe mujhe khud hii ha.Nsii aatii hai
zindagii aaj mere …
ek Gam chain se jiine nahii.n detaa mujhako -2
ek ulajhan hai jo aksar mujhe ta.Dapaatii hai
zindagii aaj mere …
is tarah chho.D ke nikalaa huu.N mai.n apanii ma.nzil
jaise hasarat ko_ii siine se nikal jaatii hai
zindagii aaj mere …
raah chalate hu_e kuchh soch ke ruk jaataa huu.N -2
har qadam par ko_ii bhuulii hu_ii yaad aatii hai
zindagii aaj mere …
Ghazals #56
Shakeel Badayuni
As I said, I can never have enough of Shakeel. He wrote the best songs and the finest ghazals in Hindi movies.
This one is a favourite of mine from the 1962 movie Mulzim and is pictured on Pradeep Kumar and doe eyed Shakeela. Music was composed by Ravi. Mohammad Rafi was the singer.
Please enjoy: Deevana keh me aaj mujhe phir pukaariye…
diivaanaa kah ke aaj mujhe phir pukaari_e
haazir huu.N ko_ii tiir-e-nazar dil pe maari_e
diiwaanaa kah ke …
lag jaa_e aapako naa kisii kii nazar kahii.n -2
ghar jaa ke apane husn kaa sadakaa utaari_e
haazir huu.N ko_ii …
zulfe.n sa.Nvaarane se banegii na ko_ii baat -2
uThi_e kisii gariib kii qismat sa.Nvaari_e
haazir huu.N ko_ii …
ik baar kar hii diiji_e is dil kaa faisalaa -2
rah-rah ke yuu.N nigaah kaa Ka.nzar naa maari_e
haazir huu.N ko_ii …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3d1mQ9zkik
Ghazal #57
Shakeel Badayuni
The 1967 movie Palki starred Rajendra Kumar and Waheeda Rehman and had two beautiful ghazals sung by Mohammad Rafi. One of these I have decided to share with you. It is on Naushad’s music.
Please enjoy: Kal raat zindagi se mulakaat ho gayi….
kal raat zindagii se mulaaqaat ho ga_ii
lab tharatharaa rahe the magar baat ho ga_ii
kal raat zindagii …
ek husn saamane thaa qayaamat ke ruup me.n
ek Kvaab jalvaagar thaa haqiiqat ke ruup me.n
cheharaa vahii gulaab kii ra.ngat li_e hu_e
nazare.n vahii payaam-e-muhabbat li_e hu_e
zulfe.n vahii ki jaise dhu.Ndhalakaa ho shaam kaa
aa.Nkhe.n vahii jin aa.Nkho.n pe dhokhaa ho jaam kaa
kuchh der ko tasallii-e-jazbaat ho ga_ii
lab tharatharaa rahe …
dekhaa use to daaman-e-ruKsaar nam bhii thaa
vallaah usake dil ko kuchh ehasaas-e-Gam bhii thaa
the usakii hasarato.n ke Kazaane luTe hu_e
lab par ta.Dap rahe the fasaane ghuTe hu_e
kaa.NTe chubhe hu_e the sisakatii uma.ng me.n
Duubii hu_ii thii phir bhii vo vafaa_o ke ra.ng me.n
dam bhar ko Katm gardish-e-haalaat ho ga_ii
lab tharatharaa rahe …
e merii ruuh-e-ishq merii jaan-e-shaayarii
dil maanataa nahii.n ki tuu mujhase bichha.D ga_ii
maayuusiyaa.N hai.n phir bhii mere dil ko aas hai
mahasuus ho rahaa hai ke tuu mere paas hai
samajhaa_uu.N kis tarah se dil-e-beqaraar ko
vaapas kahaa.N se laa_uu.N mai.n guzarii bahaar ko
majabuur dil ke saath ba.Dii ghaat ho ga_ii
lab tharatharaa rahe …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3a0TCdSUj4
Ghazal #58
Hasrat Jaipuri
Hasrat Jaipur was born as Iqbal Hussain on 15th April 1922. At the age of 18 he came to Bombay and started his career as a bus conductor at a monthly salary of eleven rupees. At a mushaira in Bombay, he was heard by Prithvi Raj Kapoor who recommended him to his son Raj Kapoor and Raj saab took him for Barsaat recording his first song: Jiya beqraar hai and his second song Chhor gaye baalam.
From there started an unbreakable association between Hasrat Jaipuri, Shankar Jaikishen and Raj Kapoor and his singing voice Mukesh. One of their most famous songs Aansu bhari hain yeh jeevan ki raahen is considered the standard bearer of songs in Hindi movies of old.
His title song for the 1968 movie Mere Huzoor was so popular a ghazal that many people would spontaneously sing it everywhere. Mohammad Rafi is the singer.
Please enjoy: Rukh se zara naqaab utha do mere huzoor….
apane rukh pe nigaah karane do
khuubasuurat gunaah karane do
rukh se pardaa haTaao jaan-e-hayaa
aaj dil ko tabaah karane do
rukh se zaraa naqaab uThaa do, mere huzuur
jalvaa phir ek baar dikhaa do, mere huzuur
tum hamasafar mile ho mujhe is hayaat me.n -2
mil jaae chaa.Nd jaise koii suunii raat me.n
jaage tum kahaa.N ye bataa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
husn-o-jamaal aapakaa shiishe me.n dekh kar -2
madahoshh ho chukaa huu.N mai.n jalavo.n kii raah par
Gar ho sake to hosh me.n laa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
vo marmarii se haath vo mahakaa huaa badan -2
Takaraayaa mere dil se, muhabbat kaa ek chaman
mere bhii dil kaa phuul khilaa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
apane rukh pe nigaah karane do
khuubasuurat gunaah karane do
rukh se pardaa haTaao jaan-e-hayaa
aaj dil ko tabaah karane do
rukh se zaraa naqaab uThaa do, mere huzuur
jalvaa phir ek baar dikhaa do, mere huzuur
tum hamasafar mile ho mujhe is hayaat me.n -2
mil jaae chaa.Nd jaise koii suunii raat me.n
jaage tum kahaa.N ye bataa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
husn-o-jamaal aapakaa shiishe me.n dekh kar -2
madahoshh ho chukaa huu.N mai.n jalavo.n kii raah par
Gar ho sake to hosh me.n laa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
vo marmarii se haath vo mahakaa huaa badan -2
Takaraayaa mere dil se, muhabbat kaa ek chaman
mere bhii dil kaa phuul khilaa do, mere huzuur
rukh se…
Ghazal #59
Hasrat Jaipuri
He was awarded the Filmfare Best Lyricist award twice: once for his song that became super hit in Andaz: Zindagi ek safar hai suhaana; and the other for Baharon phool barsaayo in Rajendra Kumar movie Suraj. This means that his efforts for Raj Kapoor were never recognised by the Hindi film industry. Even for 1968 movie Mere Huzoor he missed out on getting Best Lyricist award (he wasn’t even nominated!) and the award went to Gulshan Bawra for his Upkaar song: Mere desh ki dharti. Even Anand Bakshi didn’t get that year for his Milan songs and Sahir too didn’t get for Neele gagan ke tale.
Anyway, such is luck.
This ghazal of his is close to my heart. It is from another Raaj Kumar movie (like Mere Huzoor): the 1971 movie Laal Patthar in which Raaj Kumar starred opposite Hema Malini.
Predictably, the ghazal has Shankar Jaikishen’s music and Mohammad Rafi’s voice.
Please enjoy: Unake khayaal aaye to aate chale gaye….
un ke Kayaal aae to aate chale gae
diivaanaa zi.ndagii ko banaate chale gae
jo saa.ns aa rahii hai usii kaa payaam hai
betaabiyo.n ko aur ba.Dhaate chale gae
is dil se aa rahii hai kisii yaar kii sadaa
viiraan meraa dil thaa basaate chale gae
hosh-o-havaas pe mere bijalii sii gir pa.Dii
mastii bharii nazar se pilaa ke chale gae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjr8Q_i-Kc0
Ghazal #60
Hasrat Jaipuri
This ghazal penned by Hasrat Jaipuri is amongst the best of Mohammad Rafi in Hindi movies. It is from the 1956 movie Raajhath starring Pradeep Kumar and Madhubala. No surprise, again, about the music director. It is Shankar Jaikishen again.
Please enjoy a ghazal very close to my heart: Aaye bahar ban ke lubha kar chale gaye…
aa_e bahaar ban ke lubhaa kar chale ga_e
kyaa raaz thaa jo dil me.n chhupaa kar chale ga_e
aa_e bahaar ban ke …
kahane ko vo hasiin the aa.Nkhe.n thii.n bevafaa
haay aa.Nkhe.n thii.n bevafaa
kahane ko vo hasiin the aa.Nkhe.n thii.n bevafaa
haay
daaman merii nazar se bachaa kar chale ga_e
aa_e bahaar ban ke …
itanaa mujhe bataa_o mere dil kii dha.Dakano.n
haay dil kii dha.Dakano.n
itanaa mujhe bataa_o mere dil kii dha.Dakano.n
haay
vo kaun the jo Kvaab dikhaakar chale ga_e
aa_e bahaar ban ke …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aBsePa-LJU
Ghazal#61
Naqsh Lyallpuri
He was born Jaswant Rai Sharma in Lyallpur (Punjab). His interest in literature, specially Urdu literature, started as a young boy. He became aware of his talent when his school teacher borrowed his notebooks at the end of the year because of the poems he wrote on them.
After Partition, he moved to Lucknow with his family. He moved to Bombay to find a job and ended up working at the Department of Post and Telegraph. He quit soon after thanks to the monotony of job and his keen interest in making a career in Hindi films. His film career began in 1952, when an introduction to film maker Jagdish Sethi led to his first song – “Agar Teri Ankhon Se Ankhen Mila Doon” (“Jaggu”, 1952). However, success eluded him for many years and he sustained himself through B and C grade Hindi films as well as Punjabi films. His first big hit came with “Main To Har Mod Par Tujhko Doonga Sada” (“Chetana”, 1970), almost two decades after his debut in Hindi films.
Naqsh Lyallpuri with Lata Mangeshkar (Pic courtesy: www.hindu.com)
Lets start with his most famous ghazal for the 1973 movie Dil Ki Raahen starring Rehana Sultan and Rakesh Pande. Who could have given better music for it than the maestro himself: Madan Mohan. Lata Mangeshkar sang it beautifully.
Please enjoy: Rasmen ulfat ko nibhaayen to nibhaayen kaise….
rasm-e-ulfat ko nibhaae.n to nibhaae.n kaise
har taraf aag hai daaman ko bachaae.n kaise
rasm-e-ulfat ko nibhaae.n…
dil kii raaho.n me.n uThate hai.n jo duniyaa vaale -2
koii kah de ke voh diivaar giraae.n kaise -2
rasm-e-ulfat ko nibhaae.n…
dard me.n Duube hue naGame hazaaro.n hai.n magar -2
saaz-e-dil TuuT gayaa ho to sunaae kaise -2
rasm-e-ulfat ko nibhaae.n…
bojh hotaa jo Gamo.n kaa to uThaa bhii lete -2
zi.ndagii bojh banii ho to uThaae.n kaise -2
rasm-e-ulfat ko nibhaae.n…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxMW7klhq_U
Ghazal #62
Naqsh Lyallpuri
For someone who took more than a decade to establish himself in Hindi movies, Naqsh Lyallpuri wrote some excellent songs and ghazals.
This one is gentle since it has Khaiyyam’s music. As a rare interesting point, it has Sulakshna Pandit’s voice.
Sulakshna Pandit
This is from the 1981 movie Ahista Ahista and pictured on Padmini Kolhapur and is very very good.
Please enjoy: Maana teri nazar mein tera pyaar ham nahin….
maanaa terii nazar me.n teraa pyaar ham nahii.n
kaise kahe.n ke tere talabaGaar ham nahii.n
tan ko jaalaake raaKh banaayaa, bichhaa diyaa
lo ab tumhaarii raah me.n diivaar ham nahii.n
sii.nchaa thaa jisako hamane tamanna ke khoon se
chaman me.n us bahaar ke haqadaar ham nahii.n
dhokha diyaa hai khud ko mohabbat ke naam par
ye kis tarah kahe.n ke gunehagaar ham nahi.n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaiMGBoF4FQ
Ghazal#63
Naqsh Lyallpuri
Here is one of his earliest popular ghazals sung by Asha Bhosle. It is from the 1968 movie Teri Talaash Mein starring Kumkum. Sapan-Jagmohan composed the music for it.
Unfortunately I couldn’t find the original video for it.
Nevertheless, please enjoy: Raaz-e-dil hamase kaho ham to koi gair nahin….
raaz-e-dil ham se kaho ham to ko_ii Gair nahii.n
yuu.N pareshaan na ho ham to ko_ii Gair nahii.n
raaz-e-dil ham se …
mahakii mahakii sii ye tanahaa_ii gilaa karatii hai
Gair tum bhii na raho ham to ko_ii Gair nahii.n
raaz-e-dil ham se …
kisii hamadard ko kuchh dard ba.nTaa lene do
dard tanahaa na saho ham to ko_ii Gair nahii.n
raaz-e-dil ham se …
Ghazal #64
Naqsh Lyallpuri
As I mentioned earlier, for someone who took his time establishing himself, he finally ended up penning some really fine ghazals. This one from 1979 movie Khandaan is a favourite. The movie starred Jumping Jack Jeetu, Bindiya Goswami and Sulakshana Pandit. Music was composed by Khaiyyam and Lata ji sang it.
Please enjoy: Ye mulaqaat ik bahaana hai….
ye mulaaqaat ik bahaanaa hai
pyaar kaa silasilaa puraanaa hai
dha.Dakane dha.Dakano.n me.n kho jaaye.n
dil ko dil ke qariib laanaa hai
Kvaab to kaa.Nch se bhii naazuk hai
TuuTane se inhe.n bachaanaa hai
man meraa pyaar kaa shivaalaa hai
aap ko devataa banaanaa hai
mai.n huu.N apane sanam ke baaho.n me.n
mere qadamo.n tale zamaanaa hai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCa1-MmF38o
Ghazal #65
Shahryar
Akhlaq Mohammad Khan ‘Shahryar’ (16 June 1936 – 13 February 2012), was an Indian academician, and a doyen of Urdu poetry in India. As a Hindi film lyricist, he is best known for his lyrics in Gaman (1978) and Umrao Jaan (1981) directed by Muzaffar Ali. He retired as the head of Urdu Department at the Aligarh Muslim University, and thereafter he remained sought after name in mushairas or poetic gatherings, and also co-edited the literary magazine Sher-o-Hikmat.
He was awarded the Sahitya Akademi Award in Urdu for Khwab Ka Dar Band Hai (1987), and in 2008 he won the Jnanpith Award, the highest literary award and only the fourth Urdu poet to win the award. He has been widely acknowledged as the finest exponent of modern Urdu poetry.
I start with his ghazals tonight and will continue tomorrow.
This of course is from 1981 movie Umraao Jaan based on the novel by the same name by Mirza Hadi Ruswa (1905). The movie won six Filmfare Award including Best Actress Rekha, Best Music Director Khaiyyam and Best Direction and Best Singer Lata.
However, Shahryar didn’t win any award.
Shahryar (Pic courtesy: www.thewire.in)
Nevertheless, the ghazals of this movie are amongst the best in Hindi movies.
Lets start with this one sung by Talat Aziz for Farooq Sheikh.
Please enjoy: Zindagi jab bhi teri bazm mein laati hai hamen…
zi.ndagii jab bhii terii bazm me.n laatii hai hame.n
ye zamii.n chaa.Nd se behatar nazar aatii hai hame.n
surkh phUlo.n se mahak uThatI hai.n dil kI rAhe.n
din Dhale yU.N terI AvAz bulAtI hai hame.n
zi.ndagii …
yAd terI kabhii dastak kabhii saragoshI se
raat ke pichhale pahar roz jagaatI hai hame.n
zi.ndagii …
har mulAqAt kA a.njaam judAI kyU.N hai
ab to har vaqt yahI baat satAtI hai hame.n
zi.ndagii …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82tyHLrjuBo
Ghazal#66
Shahryar
I have enjoyed putting up these Ghazals for you for almost three weeks now.
My idea was to give you the hundred best ghazals in Hindi movies. From last night, some sadness is coming to me now that in another week or ten days it would be over.
Last night I had embarked on the great Urdu poet Shahryar. I had given you his ghazal sung by Talat Aziz for the 1981 movie Umrao Jaan starring Rekha, Farooq Sheikh and Naseeruddin Shah.
Here is another ghazal from the same movie sung by Asha Bhosle on Khaiyam‘s music.
Please enjoy: Justaju jisaki thi us ko to na paaya hamane……
justajuu jisakii thii us ko to na paayaa hamane
is bahaane se magar dekh lii duniyaa hamane
tujhako rusavaa na kiyaa Khud bhii pashemaa.N na huye
ishq kii rasm ko is tarah nibhaayaa hamane
kab milii thii kahaa.N bichha.Dii thii hame.n yaad nahii.n
zi.ndagii tujhako to bas Khvaab me.n dekhaa hamane
ai ‘Ada’ aur sunaaye bhii to kyaa haal apanaa
umr kaa lambaa safar tay kiyaa tanahaa hamane
‘adaa” was taKallus of umraao jaan ‘adaa’ in the film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMppeXU7Fl4
Ghazal #67
Shahryar
The 1981 movie Umrao Jaan was full of excellent ghazals.
Here is another one put together by the same combine of Shahryar, Khaiyyam and Asha Bhosle.
Please enjoy: In aankhon ki masti ke mastaane hazaaron hain…
in aa.Nkho.n kii mastii ke mastaane hazaaro.n hai.n
in aa.Nkho.n se vaabastaa afasaane hazaaro.n hai.n
in aa.nkho.n…
ik tum hii nahii.n tanhaa, ulafat me.n merii rusavaa
is shahar me.n tum jaise diivaane hazaaro.n hai.n
in aa.Nkho.n…
ik sirf ham hii may ko aa.Nkho.n se pilaate hai.n
kahane ko to duniyaa me.n mayakhaane hazaaro.n hai.n
in aa.Nkho.n…
is shamm-e-farozaa.N ko aa.ndhii se Daraate ho
is shamm-e-farozaa.N ke paravaane hazaaro.n hai.n
in aa.Nkho.n…
Ghazal # 68
Shahryar
The 1981 movie Umrao Jaan’s ghazals not only were very popular but also left you gaping with their excellence of lyrics by Shahryar and music by Khaiyyam.
This was the most popular, sung by Asha Bhosle.
Please enjoy: Dil cheez kyaa hai aap meri jaan leejiye…
dil chiiz kyaa hai, aap merii jaan liijiye
bas ek baar meraa kahaa, maan liijiye
is a.njuman me.n aapako aanaa hai baar baar
diivaar-o-dar ko gaur se pahachaan liijiye
% is the last word naaz?
maanaa ke dosto.n ko nahii.n dostii kaa naaz
lekin ye kyaa ke gair kaa ahasaan liijiye
kahiye to aasamaan ko zamiin par utaar laae.n
mushkil nahii.n hai kuchh bhii agar Thaan liijiye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60O11sF9_-o
Ghazal # 69
Shahryar
The 1981 movie Umrao Jaan’s ghazals not only were very popular but also left you gaping with their excellence of lyrics by Shahryar and music by Khaiyyam.
Here is another one sung by Asha Bhosle and pictured on Rekha who in the title role won the Best Actress Award.
Please enjoy: Ye kyaa jagah hai dosto, ye kaun sa dyaar hai….
ye kyaa jagah hai dosto.n, ye kaun saa dayaar hai
had-e-nigAh tak jahA.n gubAr hI gubAr hai
ye kyA jagah hai dosto.n
ye kis mukaam par hayaat, mujhako leke aa gaI
na bas khushI pe kahA.n, na Gam pe ikhtiyaar hai
ye…
tamAm umr kA hisAb mA.ngatI hai zindagI
mA.ngatI hai zindagI
ye merA dil kahe to kyA, ye khud se sharmasAr hai
ye khud se sharmasAr hai
ye…
bulA rahA kyA koI chilamano.n ke us taraf
chilamano.n ke us taraf
mere liye bhI kyA koI udAs beqarAr hai
udaas beqarAr hai
ye…
(A nazm not in the song, but is there in the movie)
na jisakI shakal hai koI, na jisakA naam hai koI
ik aisI shai kA kyo.n hame.n azal se intazaar hai
ye…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moJUfnqRqZE
That brings us to the end of Part IV of A Hundred Ghazals in Hindi Movies. We have had a total of 69 ghazals so far.
Please let me know in the comments below if some ghazal of yours should appear in the Top 100. I shall try to accommodate. Only, please remember two things: One, there are still two more parts to go with a total of 31 ghazals. And, secondly, these are not the best ghazals in all fora; these are only considered the best that appeared in Hindi movies.
I have a Facebook Group called Yaad Kiya Dil Ne. It is group for serious music lovers who not just relish putting up and listening to songs but also identify these with Lyricists, Music Directors, Singers and Actors who brought/bring the songs to us. The group pays tributes to these four classes of people on their birth and death anniversaries. The group is also interested in sharing knowledge about all aspects of songs including Raagas. The group also has thematic Music Fests at least once in a month.
The name of the group has been derived from the title of a duet between Hemant Kumar and Lata Mangeshkar from the 1953 movie Patita starring Dev Anand and Usha Kiran.
The last music Fest that was held was on the theme: Funny Songs. For the first time we had a unique Fest in which there was no keyword to look for. For the first time we had a Fest wherein every participant was his/her own judge about whether the song was according to the theme, ie, funny.
Just four days prior to the Fest, I put up clarification about what would constitute ‘Funny Song’. Here it is:
“FUNNY SONGS FEST
Guys and gals,
Just want to remind you that the Funny Content of the song is solely your judgment (I am not going to be the judge). You have to convince others as to what you find funny about the song. It can be (and this is not a comprehensive list) some or all of the following:
Lyrics are funny.
The tune is funny.
The situation is funny.
There is unintentional humour/comedy in the song, eg, a buffoon like Manoj Kumar has murdered the seriousness of the song; such as his Zulfon ko hata le chehre se with Sharmila Tagore. P.S. It doesn’t mean all his songs are comic! His Shaheed songs, for example, are classics.
You have a hostel/classroom/school/college/family funny anecdote about the song; eg, whenever we used to bathe on the ship as cadets, someone would sing: Parde mein rehane do parda na uthaao.
It is a fine song but a bozo such as Anil Dhawan looks so funny singing it, eg, Teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam.
You can pun on the words and bring out the humour, eg, Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyaar karta hoon!”
From amongst the songs that were put up by my friends and me, I have selected the following as the Top Twelve or Dozen. These twelve are not in any order or ranking.
Funny Song #1
Ek chatur naar karke singaar….
Traditionally, since I only organise the Fests and don’t contest, all the songs that I put up are considered out of contest. The other members give me a concession in that they allow me to put up the song of the cover picture.
However, lately, people have found ways and means to circumvent this concession. Here is one of the ways; and see how beautifully she has done it:
“No this is not Kishor Kumar and neither Padosan but this is the amazing original song from film Jhoola(1941) which was much later sung by the younger brother Kishor Kumar. The choice between Kishor Kumar and this one was anyway taken from me as Kishor’ s song figured in the event poster. But if I had a choice, I would have still posted this only. Frankly this might not be as hilarious as the newer one (but this one is minus the ethnic slur) there is an innocence to Ashok Kumar‘s madness here which Is missing in the later version. This was the time when to act, actors had to sing their own songs. Imagine the scenario where Ashok is given a bucket full of ice n water to pour on himself to come out with the shivery voice required for the song. (I don’t know if that ever happened). See the start of the song. Heroine is watching- Ashok Kumar comes running inside and jumps on the bed – bed breaks, he starts singing, the finger on his cheek, the expression after looking into the hand mirror, not bothered with what he sees about himself in the mirror but goes on singing. Then the bath starts and with it the tempo of the song. The song goes in a hilarity mode. Along with actor/singer, you feel the onslaught of cold cold water too. Ashok Kumar, I think was blessed with a sense of humour that manifested in so many of his songs. Can we forget his amused acting in ‘ Aaiye Meherbaan’?.
‘One man’s meat is another’s poison’ I think the same goes for fun and laughter. Some jokes may make one person to double up laughing while it might only bring a smile or grin or snigger or happiness to another. A collective belly laughing or falling off the couch is a phenomena, I have rarely or may be never witnessed in any Hindi movie that I have seen till date. Amusement yes!
Kavi Pradeep‘s lyrics, Saraswati Devi‘ s composition and Ashok Kumar’s singing/acting does not make me feel hysterically funny but it leaves me feeling jolly good happily satisfied.I felt this one is a true classic and has to be shared on this platform.
ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chatur naar karkar singaar thaade apne dwaar jiya leke sujaat ek palak maar hans mora man leenho ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chandra kiran chanda si baran main to aaya hoon sanad tore nek nazar ek palak maar hans mora man leenho ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chatur naar karkar singaar thaade apne dwaar jiya leke sujaat ek palak maar hans mora man leenho ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chandra kiran chanda si baran main to aaya hoon sanad tore nek nazar ek palak maar hans mora man leenho ek chatur naar karkar singaar ek chatur naar karkar singaar”
As given in the above beautiful description by her, the Padosan song still continues being the most hilarious song in the Hindi movies. But, it is not in Hindi movies that the comedy germinated. There was first (in 1952) a Bengali story by Arun Chowdhury titled Pasher Bari, which was made into a movie by the same name starring Sudhir Mukherjee and Bhanu Bannerjee. Eight years later, it was re-made into a Tamil movie Adutha Veettu Penn starring Anjali Devi, TR Ramachandran and KA Thangavelu. Then came the Hindi version Padosan in 1968. It didn’t stop at that and in 1981, came the telugu version as Pakkinti Ammayi starring Chandra Mohan, Jayasudha, SP Balasubramanyam and K. Chakravarthi. Such is the universal popularity of the theme that in 2003, it was remade in Kannada as Pakkadamane Hudugi starring Raghavendra Rajkumar and Anant Nag.
Nitin Bose (the Director of famous movie Ganga Jamuna) has been credited with the first use of playback singing in Indian films in a Bengali film directed by him in 1935 titled Bhagya Chakra. Later, in the same year, he introduced playback singing in Hindi movie too by the remake of his Bengali film as Dhoop Chhaon. Who would have thought that Mehmood in his 1968 movie Padosan (Lady Neighbour) would have a spoof on playback singing itself.
Sunil Dutt as Bhola doesn’t know singing, let alone classical singing. In the process of wooing his neighbour Bindu (Saira Bano), his friend and mentor Vidyapati (Kishore Kumar) advises him to learn singing so that he, Bhola, could outsmart in singing, Bindu’s current favourite Mehmood as a South Indian classical singing maestro Pillai or Masterji. But, seeing that singing is to Sunil Dutt, what classical dancing was to Dara Singh, Vidyapati now advises him to just stand in the window and lip-sync whilst Vidyapati would sing hidden in the background. Bindu would think that it is Bhola singing. There is thus a dual between Manna Dey singing for Mehmood and Kishore Kumar singing for Sunil Dutt. The funny part also is that Manna Dey was a much better singer of classical songs than Kishore Kumar but in the song and the antics, Kishore Kumar has the better of Mehmood lip-syncing to Manna Dey. With this, Manna Dey’s ignominy of having won from the great Bhimsen Joshi, twelve years ago, in the 1952 movie Basant Bahar, must have been lessened.
The story of the movie, adapted from the original, was written by the great lyricist Rajinder Krishan. He has been credited with some of the best songs of Lata Mangeshkar (the movie has one of them: Sharm aati hai magar). And yet, in this and the other playback spoof song – mere saamne waali khidaki mein – Rajinder Krishan has come up with excellent comical lyrics. It was left to Kishore Kumar and Mehmood to make it into the funniest song in Hindi movies. The whole song is funny but the last part of the dual between Chatur and Ghode is a riot indeed. Kishore Kumar was vastly influenced by his uncle, a classical singer, Dhananjay Banerjee and music director Khemchand Prakash in his acting.
Finally, who can beat Rahul Dev Burman in this superb composition that is a cross between classical and comical, two of the genre’ that RD Burman excelled in with equal ease.
Please enjoy: Ek chatur naar kar ke singaar…..
ek chatur nAr kar ke si.ngAr
mere man ke dvAr ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat, are he he he
yak chatur nAr kar ke si.ngAr…
pa re sa, sa sa sa ni dh sa
sa re sa dha dha pa
pa dha sa re sa
sa re ga dha pa
yak chatur nar kar ke si.ngaa… r
ki: ##ummm ## dham
mah: ayyo !
ki: are dham, o dham, o dham dham dham ruk
##umm ## bru – 2
o a aa i ii u U e ai o au a.n a: ##(vowels)##
um nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm nAm
nAm nAm lama lama lama lama la
um bal bal bal bal re,
bal bal bal bal re, bal bal bal bal re
om
ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyAr – 2
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ham hasat jaat are ho ho ho ho ho !
ek chatur nAr ba.DI hoshiyar
su: tuu kyo.n…
mah: chhI re
kare lAkh lAkh duniyA chaturAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA mai.n usakI
abake jo AvAz lagAI
chhuTTI kar dU.ngA, aa aa aa…
tA jum, taka jum, taka num, yaka jum
tak tankidia…
ki: pa.Dh ke botan chIr bi chakkar – 2 (?)
har bud khudi-budi khud kar – 2
chhiTake to rere mon mAkhan – 2
sab chale gaye, sab chale gaye chidamudh chiting chitubud
chitubud gaay, chitubud gaay, chitubud haay haay haay
jA re, jaa re kAre kAgA
kA kA kA kyo.n shor machaaye
us nArI kA dAs nA ban jo
rAh chalat ko rAh bulAe
kaalaa re jaa re jaa re
are nAle me.n jaake tuu mu.Nh dhoke aa
Kaalaa re ga re ga re
mah: ye ga.Daba.D jI
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur badalA
ki: o gA re gA re
mah: ye hamako maTakA bolA
ki : o gA re gA re
mah: ye sur kidhar hai jI, ye sur…; ye…, ennAyA idhu ##(Tamil)##
yek chatur naar…
am chho.DegA nahii.n jI
yek chatur naar…
am paka.Dake rakhegA jI
ye ghusat jaat
ham marat jaat are aa aa aa
tuu kyA jAne kyA hai nArI
jis tan laage more nainA
usape sArI duniyA vArI
mah: nAch nA jaane, A.ngan te.DhA
Teee.DhA, Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA – 4
naach nA jaane, aa.ngan Te.DhA
Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA Te.DhA – 4
us sa.ng lAge more nainA
abake jo AvAz lagAI
ki: o Te.Dhe!
mah: oy
ki: o ke.De!
mah: o yA
ki: are sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa re
sIdhe ho jaa
vAh rI cha.ndaniyA, vAh re chakore
rAm banAI ye kaisii jo.DI
kare nachAyA tA tA thaiyyA
tAl pe naache la.nga.DI gho.DI
are dekhI
are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: ye phir ga.Daba.D
ki: are dekhI terI chaturaaI
mah: phir bhaTakAyA
ki: tujhe suro.n kI samajh nahii.n aaI
tUne korI ghAs hI khAI
are gho.De!
mah: ye gho.DA bolA
ki: o nigo.De!
mah: ye gaalI diyA
ki: are dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar…
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar…
ki: gho.De dekhI terI chaturAI
mah: yek chatur naar…
ki: ek chatur naar…
ki: ek chatur naar…
mah: ayyo gho.De terI…
ki: are gho.De terI…
mah: kyA re ye gho.DA-chatur, gho.DA-chatur bolA,
yek pe rahanA yA gho.DA bolo yA chatur bolo… gaao
ki: ek chatur naar ba.DI hoshiyaar
apane hI jaal me.n phasat jaat
ek chatur naar! ##(Tune becomes faster here) ##
ba.DI hoshiyArI!
ye ghusat jaat
mah: ham marat jaat, marat jaat ##(Mahmood gets stuck) ##
ye aTak gayaa !!!
ki: sa re ga ma pa, he aa aa…, he … … !!!!
Funny Song #2
Pyaar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya….
This song was put up by a member Evani Leela and if you can see the song without splitting your side, you can win a bit! Here is her original description:
“Mehmood Mehmood Mehmod kya style hai baba unke abhinay ka. Jaise nartaki ek ek shabd ko naatya mein dikhaati hai, waise hi Mehmood ek ek shabd ko apne haav bhaavon se abhineet karke dikhate hain ki itne achhe classical geet ka bhi kaise achaar dala jaa sakta hai. And hatsoff to Manna Dey, jinka itna sureela gaayan hai comic flavour mein bhi ki geet ko bhi enjoy karo aur hanste bhi jao. Bachpan mein Manna Dey ke jaisa gaane ki koshish karti thi aur ek ek shabd ko jaise unhone gaaya, gaane ki koshish karti thi aur ghar walon se daant bhi khaati thi.
Mehmood ka chhat par chadhna, rengte hue jaana aur baad mein mooh se dhuan nikaalna, last mein Mohan Choti ko leke naachna aur Dhumal ke saath aankh micholi; each and every moment is so hilarious and fantastic. Main thakti nahin yeh geet dekhte. asha hai aap bhi enjoy karenge.”
During the Fest, whilst I was watching the song, I burst out laughing and kept laughing and my wife was looking at me to find out if I have gone loony! That’s the effect of this song on you. I have seen it at least half a dozen times since then and I am sure you would too.
What a serious number by Manna Dey in a super funny situation….two extremes. Pata nahin chalta roye yaa hanse.
The song is from the 1968 Pramod Chakravorty movie Ziddi starring Joy Mukherjee, Asha Parekh, Mehmood, Shobha Khote, Mohan Choti, Dhumal, Raj Mehra, Sulochana, Ullhas, Madan Puri, Nazima, and Majnu. The scene depicted is of Dhumal (Shobha Khote’s father) deciding to marry off Shobha Khote to someone other than the love of her life Mehmood.
Hasrat Jaipuri, the lyricist, didn’t do a Rajinder Krishan in this song. He maintained the seriousness of the situation of a lover seeing his beloved being married to someone else. The song is solely made funny by Mehmood’s acting, with Shobha Khote, Mohan Choti and Dhumal adding to it. If the first song above had RD Burman’s composition, this one has his father, SD Burman‘s. It requires a lot of imagination as a composer to have a serious number being used in a comical way. But, then, it was SD Burman who composed the comical Ek ladaki bheegi bhaagi si with the same ease as he did the classical Tere bin soone nayan hamaare; the hallmark of a great composer.
Please enjoy: Pyaar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya…
Dunia banane wale sunle meri kahani
Roye meri mohabbat
Tadpe tadpe meri jawani
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Jane fir kyu jalati hai dunia mujhe
Jane fir kyu jalati hai dunia mujhe
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Mai to rota firu badlo ki tarah
Thandi aahe bharu paglo ki tarah
Mai to rota firu badlo ki tarah
Are mai to rota firu
Mai to rota firu badlo ki tarah
Thandi aahe bharu paglo ki tarah
Jane fir kyu fir kyu
Jane fir kyu rulati hai dunia mujhe
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Bat jab mai karu muh se nikle dhua
Jal gaya jal gaya mere dil ka jaha
Bat jab mai karu muh se nikle dhua
Bat jab mai karu muh se nikle dhua
Jal gaya jal gaya mere dil ka jaha
Jane fir kyu fir kyu
Jane fir kyu satati hai dunia mujhe
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Ishk mujhko nachata raha hai sada
Kya kya sapne dikhata raha hai sada
Ishk mujhko nachata raha hai sada
Ishk mujhko nachata raha hai sada
Kya kya sapne dikhata raha hai sada
Jane fir kyu fir kyu
Nachati hai dunia mujhe
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
Tan badan jal gaya
Tan badan jal gaya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwb-gjMd_n0
Funny Song #3
Kuve mein kood ke mar jaana yaar tum shaadi mat karna…
Kishore Kumar was to comic singing what Mehmood was to comic acting. However, it was a treat to watch Kishore Kumar acting on his comic songs. I can think of scores of songs by Kishore da which are funny in lyrics, in singing style, in situational comedy and in their message. But, even I have to think hard to come up with funnier lyrics and acting than this song. It is from the 1956 movie Parivar (Family).
Before I go further into the song, I will tell you my own association with the song. I have described this in the latest issue of the Navy Foundation magazine called Quarterdeck in an article called ‘A REAL LIFE PLAY OF INS AGRANI OR NAVY’.
I was asked to prepare a play in Navy’s Leadership establishment called INS Agrani and take it to Cochin to participate in the Southern Naval Command Annual Dramatic Championship. Why me? Because I was the junior most officer there! I roped in another officer and we started searching for a suitable play. With just a week to go for the championship, we hadn’t found a play.
That night, I wrote the script for a three-act-play titled Hamara Drama (Our Drama). Whatever we had done in search and preparation for the play was put in the first two acts. In the last act, Bajwa (my friend whom I had selected to help me) and I were sitting dejected that we still didn’t have a play and that everything had failed. And then yet another brainwave occurred to me and I told him, “Why don’t we present our search for a suitable play and a cast as a play…is mein khushi hai, gham hai, bebasi hai, suspense hai, comedy hai, tragedy hai….aur kahin kahin to paagalpan bhi hai…hahahaha…hahahaha (there is joy in it, sadness in it, helplessness, suspense, comedy, tragedy…and at places, there is madness too)..exactly like our navy life..” The play ended there with a freeze shot.
When we went to Cochin for presenting the play, our hearts sank seeing the plays of other establishments. Each one of them had elaborate sets, cast, background music and other props. We had nothing. But, now, at that late stage could do nothing about it.
Ours was the last play on the second day. Each play was to be one hour’s duration with ten minutes given for changing sets. During our preparation time, Bajwa and I were sitting with the audience in uniform. When the curtain opened, we got up from the audience and performed on stage.
It was a riot. The audience roared with every dialogue. For example, at one stage, I told Bajwa that I could do the famous Rajesh Khanna’s Anand movie dialogue, “Babu moshaye, ye zindagi ek rang manch hai aur ham sabb ismein kaam karne wali kathputliyan; in kathputliyon ki dore ooper waale ke haath mein hai. Kab, kahan, kaise kis kis ko uthana hai ye koi nahin jaanata…ha, ha, ha…ha, ha, ha..(Sir, this life is a stage and we are like puppets on a stage; the strings of these puppets are held by God. Who, where, when would be lifted by Him, no one knows.” And Bajwa asked me on stage, “But, what has this got to do with the naval audience?” And then I told him that we could modify it…and I enacted the modified dialogue:
“Babu moshaye, yeh navy ek rang manch hai aur hum sabb is mein kaam karne waale afsar ya sailor. Ham sabaki dore DOP (Directorate of Personnel) ke haath mein hai. Kabb, kaise, kahan kis kis ka transfer ho jaaye yeh koi nahin jaanata..ha, ha, ha…ha, ha, ha…”
I espied C-in-C and his wife in the front row having side-splitting laughs. It was difficult to proceed from one dialogue to the other throughout the play as the laughter and applause won’t die down. No one could believe we could actually present a play, a humorous take on how we did things in the Navy or for that matter in the armed forces.
The jury was unanimous in voting for Hamara Drama as the Best Play and yours truly as the Best Actor.
I sang this song when the jury was deciding! The audience roared and literally begged the jury to give us all the awards!
The movie has been directed by another great Bengali Asit Sen and has our group’s (Yaad Kiya Dil Ne) heroine Usha Kiran acting opposite Kishore Kumar. The story is by Panchu Mukherji. The story is about a joint family consisting of four brothers, their wives, and their respective children, living under one roof. Some of the brothers are professionals, one a lawyer, a doctor, and others businessmen. They are a happy family, living and sharing each other’s joys and sorrows. Then one day, an argument breaks out over a glass of milk, and the entire family is thrown into chaos, and the only resolution seems to be nothing but dividing the entire property amongst the brothers and their respective families.
After the film was completed and the unit dissolved, according to an interview by the lead actress Usha Kiran, the unit members wept miserably, so strong was the bondage developed between members during the course of the film-making. The entire unit literally lived up to it’s name Parivar, meaning family.
And now, lets glance at who put this song together for Kishore Kumar to perform on the stage? Lyricist is Shailendra! Wow, how can anyone of his emotional set-up write something as funny as this? The composer is Salil da (another Bengali who, like SD Burman and RD Burman above, can give vent to the funny and light-hearted songs). The singer is Kishore himself.
Please enjoy: Kuve mein kood ke mar jaana, yaar tum shaadi mat karna…..
( kuve.n me.n ) -2 kuud ke mar jaanaa
yaar tum shaadii mat karanaa -2
mat karanaa -3
kuve.n me.n kuud ke …
dekhii dillii kii ek la.Dakii jisako dekh tabiiyat pha.Dakii
mukh se aah nikal ga_ii Tha.nDii andar-andar aag sii bha.Dakii
usakaa naam gharaanaa puuchhaa usakaa Thaur-Thikaanaa puuchhaa
apane dil kii uma.nge lekar pahu.Nchaa mai.n usake ba.ngale par -2
jaate hii jhuk ke salaam bajaayaa ##daddy## ko dil kaa bayaan sunaayaa
bhole-bhaale ##daddy## bole haa.N haa.N jii -2
haa.N haa.N jii
achchhaa Kyaal hai aapakaa diiji_e mujhe pataa apane baap kaa
aapake baap ko chiTThii ke zari_e bataa duu.Ngaa
jii achchhaa Kyaal hai aapakaa
chaay pilaa_uu.N ke Tha.nDaa ma.ngaa_uu.N oy hoy oy hoy
chaay pilaa_uu.N ke Tha.nDaa ma.ngaa_uu.N
ke muragii ke a.nDe kii bhurajii banaa_uu.N
chaay pilaa_uu.N ke Tha.nDaa ma.ngaa_uu.N
ke a.nDe khilaa_u.N ke bhurajii banaa_uu.N
ha.Ns kar jab vo la.Dakii bolii mere dil pe chal ga_ii golii
mere man ke bataashe TuuTe aakhir maan ga_e prabhu ruuThe
terii jay-jay ho karataar -3
ho terii jay-jay ho karataar ho -3
terii jay-jay ho karataar
are baap re
itane me.n aa gayaa usakaa bhaa_ii zaalim nikalaa ba.Daa hii kasaa_ii
kahane lagaa
mu.Nh aur masuur kii daal ve ( nikal jaa ) -2 yahaa.N se cha.nDaal ke bachche
( usakaa bhaa_ii thaa baaksar bhaarii ) -2 usane kii hamale kii taiyaarii
mai.n to dum ko dabaakar bhaagaa raste me.n bolaa man kaa kaagaa
kyaa kyaa
( kuve.n me.n ) -2 kuud ke mar jaanaa …
Funny Song #4
Munne Ki Amma yeh to bata…..
This song was put up by my sister Manik Chava Lakhkar with the following description:
“Good Morning Friends and now lets start with the Funny Songs Fest. But before that A very Happy Birthday to our active member Anindya … My first post is from the movie Tum Haseen Mai Jawan. Iss geet ke bol likhe hain Rajinder Krishan ne, sangeet diya hai Shankar Jaikishan ne aur swar diye hai Kishore Kumar and Pankaj ne.
Doston, ek mushkil hai – or rather ek paheli hai – jo geet mujhe funny lagata hai woh agar aap ko funny na lage to?
Khair, I hope aap ko bhi yeh geet Funny lagega. How does one define “Funny Song”? Going by the lyrics or by the picturization or by the situation?
In my opinion a song that make you want to chuckle is a funny song. I am posting one such song here. Let us see the lyrics first:
munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai sach sach bata tu ham se na chupa, bol gori karta vo kam kya hai munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai
fir se ro ro rha hai bin badal ki barkha hai ye, jane kha se tapka hai ye bin badal ki barkha hai ye, jane kha se tapka hai ye kya bin mage hi god bhari, patzdh dali hri hue kya bin mage hi god bhari, patzdh dali hri hue dekha rani juthe na aasu bha munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke abaa ka naam kya hai munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke abaa ka naam kya hai
rona mat rona mat ro mat chup kar chup kar besura ye baja ru ru ka, kambakt murbba chu chu ka besura ye baja ru ru ka, kambakt murbba chu chu ka
bukhe ko dud pila degi, to nahhi si jaan duaa degi bukhe ko dud pila degi, to nahhi si jaan duaa degi jhula jhula esko lori suna munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bitua ke aba ka naam kya hai are munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai
me ban gae eski amma ji sadke, to eske aba ban jao me ban gae eski amma ji, tum eske aba ban jao tum mard ho tum kurbani do, is dhul ke ful ko apnao tum mard ho tum kurbani do, is dhul ke ful ko apnao nakhare na kar ese duddu pila munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bitua ke abua ka naam kya hai munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai sach sach bata tu ham se na chupa, bol gori karta vo kam kya hai munne ki amma ye to bata, tere bete ke aba ka naam kya hai me marugi
If you have by now gone through the lyrics, I am sure you are smiling. Go through the video and you will laugh out loud… LOL…
This song is picturized on a Ship as the hero Sunil (Dharmendra) is a Naval Officer and so my friend Raj Dutta, Jaswant Singh Lagwalji and Ravinder PS Ravi bhaiyya will connect immediately with the picturisation. Rajendra Nath and Dharmendra are seen on screen with other cadets. Making merry and singing and laughing. The actions of Dharmendra and Rajendra Nath and their expressions qualify this song to be a part of Funny Songs Fest. Don’t just chuckle… laugh… enjoy”:
Here is the story from Wikipedia to understand the situation:
“Sunil (Dharmendra) is a navy officer, and has had numerous affairs with a number of attractive young women. One day he meets with beautiful Anuradha (Hema Malini), and falls in love with her. Anuradha too loves him, and she is introduced to his mom. Anuradha has another admirer in Ranjeet (Pran), who informs Sunil and his mom, that Anuradha is deceiving them, and is the mother of a baby boy. Sunil and his mother are shocked, and will have nothing to do with Anuradha. Then the child, in question, is kidnapped, and held for ransom. It is then Sunil comes to know the shocking truth behind the abduction, which will change his life forever.”
Songs with the actors cross-dressing are always funny. Here in this song, it is not just Rajendra Nath cross-dressed as a woman but also as the mother of the child.
Please enjoy: Munne ki amma ye to bata tere bete ke abba ka naam kyaa hai….
Funny Song #5
Saala main to saahab ban gaya
The hallmark of a great actor is that he or she is comfortable with playing all kinds of roles whether tragic, serious, mystery, sad and gloomy or even laughable, comic and funny.
Various great actors have won our hearts in this aspect. We have had songs from the great Amitabh Bachchan and we can think of Sanjeev Kumar and the modern day Devdas Shah Rukh Khan.
But, when an actor is dubbed as the Tragedy King because of all the lugubrious roles that he has undertaken and then he comes up with comedy (at least during the song), he is to be admired.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about the great Dilip Kumar. He acted in the title role in the 1974 Tapan Sinha movie Sagina that also starred his wife Saira Bano and Om Prakash. Four years before that, in 1970, Tapan had made the same movie in Bengali, Sagina Mahato with the same actors.
“Sagina is a factory laborer, and aggressive, honest and lovable character who was the first to fight against the tyranny of the British bosses in the Tea gardens of North-Eastern India”.
With this background you would understand the song and why it is so brilliantly funny! He isn’t aping the British (as in Mehmood’s Jodi hamaari). Dilip Kumar here is making fun of them!!
Now that we have finished (for the time being) with the great actor, lets take on the brilliant composer SD Burman. He was the master of classical based songs such as Poochho na kaise maine rahn bitaayi. He was the best in the Hindi movies in assimilating the western guitar in his songs (eg, Ye rat eye chandini phir kahan). And, he has the best comical sounding music in Hindi films: Ik ladaki bheegi bhaagi si. No wonder his son RD Burman too could handle from ultyra serious to ultra comical. This one does justice to the funny situation of the song.
There are two other Bengalis who helped to make this song great and funny: Kishore da singing for Dilip Kumar and Pankaj Mitra singing for Om Prakash. Kishore too, could tackle all kinds of songs from Beqraar dil tu gaaye jaa to the ultra comical (Ek chatur naar). Pankaj Mitra’s role is only to remind Dilip Kumar of his rustic and poor background.
And finally not too far from Bengal, we have Majrooh Sultanpuri. He gave us those lovely and sad songs from Mamta such as Rehate the kabhi. And then he gave us Do ekum do, do dooni chaar from (I think) Dil Deke Dekho.
Truly, all these greats getting together to make a funny song for our own Tragedy King speaks of their genius. The lyrics are very funny and the way Kishore Kumar says Landhan (London) makes it even funnier.
There is nothing funnier than role playing. Since the morning we have had songs with men role playing women, as pregnant women too. Now here is a slave (that’s how the British treated us) role playing his masters and making them look laugheable.
Go to my native state Punjab and you would hear them deliberately mis-pronouncing English words in order to make them laugheable and funny. Bengalis are like Punjabis in this respect: hot blooded but ready to laugh at anything.
Hidden in the comicality of the song, is a message for the present day saahabs to get back to India and Indian way of doing things.
Please enjoy: Saala main to saahab ban gaya….
kishor:
( saalaa mai.n to saahab ban gayaa
are, saalaa mai.n to to saahab ban gayaa, hai.n
re, saahab banake kaisaa tan gayaa
ye buuT meraa dekho, ye suuT meraa dekho
jaisaa goraa koii lanaDhan kaa, haa! ) -2
pa.nkaj:
suurat hai bandar kii phir bhii lagatii hai alabelii -2
kaisaa raajaa bhoj banaa hai meraa ga.Nguu telii
kishor:
teraa ga.Nguu telii !?
tum la.ngoTii-vaalaa na badalaa mai.n na badalegaa
tum sab saalaa log kaa kismat, ham saalaa badalegaa
ham saalaa badalegaa
haa.N, ham saalaa badalegaa
haa … (khaa.nstaa hai)
siinaa dekho kaisaa tan gayaa !! haa haa haa …
(ha.Nsate hu_e) saalaa mai.n to …
Funny Song #6 Mere angne mein tumhaara kyaa kaam hai…
We are now at the half-way mark. This song was put up by another friend Jaswant Singh Lagwal with the following description:
“What Is Funny about the Song: Friends, no life without wife. And almost everyone who desires, gets one and has a life. But, it is also true that to the majority … Biwi hamesha doosre ki hi achchhi lagati hai (I being in minority). Most husbands dislike secretly their wives on one pretext or the other and have sharp eye on the others’ (I not being in those most). Now this is not fair at all. This is not a simple matter and it has to be included into the most serious and dangerous social evils. It must be the foremost task at the hands of the authorities; though it may not be able to solve this but it must be there in its agenda. Other organaizations including all the eminient babaji etc must also come to the forefront and try to solve this social evil. We can take lesson and derive motivation from filmwallas how they are so sincerily working to eradicate this evil. Now take this song, how by just one song, Amitabh Bachchan, Anjaan and Kalaynji Anandji almost convinced all the husbands of India that they all are bade bade naam waale if and if they have such and such kinds of wives. Now who do not want to be a bade naam waala? In that attempt the secret hate will certainly atleast convert into deliberate love.
This song with funny lyrics and an added super comical performance by Amitabh in drag wears gives nice tribute to all kinds of wives be they fat, tall, dark skinned or fair skinned. A great feat towards miyan-biwi harmony, as it will definitely drastically reduce Miyan Biwi ki ladaai.
Friends, first of all , I welcome you all in the Funny songs fest. We are already in the month of April and weather, too everywhere, is fine and pleasant and in that Ravi Sir is not at all wrong in bringing out a Song fest based on pure fun and there seems no reason not to have fun all around and that too in the fest. In a quite funny mood, here, I present my first number of the fest. Mere Angne mein………. And it is from the movie Laawaris released in 1981 directed by Prakash Mehra and starring Amitabh Bachchan, Amjad Khan and Zeenat Aman.
The film became known for its hit song “Mere Angene Mein, Tumhara Kya Kaam Hai” rendered twice: the first time by a young Alka Yagnik who earned her first Filmfare nomination as best female playback singer, and the second time by Amitabh Bachchan. The second version turned out to be a mega hit . Even today the song is popular as it was then.
In Urdu, “Laawaris” means bastard or loosely means orphan. Although the word has a negative connotation, it is not as negative as the English connotation. The story revolves around an orphan who stumbles upon reality in search for his parents. A child born of an illegitimate relationship is named Heera after the name of a dog by a drunkard who makes him work hard for liquor. After knowing that he is a Laawaris (orphan), he leaves home looking for a job with Ranjeet. Fate brings Heera and his biological father together. Will they ever know about the relation between them? What happens if they find out about it?
The film was an ‘All Time Highest Earner’ that year, got highest verdict present at that time by Trade Guide [Bollywood boxoffice magazine], and was among those rare movies, which crossed 2 Crore per territory. There was only 13 All time earner [Crossed 1 Crore per territory] movies till 1984 and Laawaris was among them.
It earned additional Filmfare nominations for Best Actor (Amitabh Bachchan) and Best Supporting Actor (Suresh Oberoi).
The film is remembered for Amitabh Bachchan’s over-the-top acting and fiery dialogues using his all famous Bachchan-baritone, his charismatic and stylish screen presence.
It was another movie of Prakash Mehra where the ending have similarity with the ending of Namak Halal with his favourite villain Ranjeet and Satyen Kapoo.
This film was remade as Naa Desam, in Telugu in 1982, starring NTR, Kaikala Satyanarayana and Jayasudha.andPanakkaran, in Tamil in 1990, starring Rajinikanth, Vijayakumar and Gouthami.
Song : Mere Angne Mein Music : Kalayanji-Anandji Lyrics : Prakash Mehra & Anjaan Singers : Amitabh Bachchan & Alka Yagnik”
Please enjoy: Mere angane mein tumhaara kyaa kaam hai…
La la la la…
La la la la…
La la la la…
La la la la…
Mere angne mein
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai… (2)
Joh hai naam wala
Arre joh hai naam wala wahi toh badnaam hai
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Jiski biwi lambi usska bhi bara naam hai… (2)
Kothe se lagado
Arre kothe se lagado seerhi ka kya kam hai… (2)
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Jiski biwi moti usska bhi bara naam hai
Jiski biwi moti, o moti, o moti, o moti moti moti
Jiski biwi moti uska bhi bara naam hai
Bistar pe litado
Bistar pe litado gaade ka kya kam hai… (2)
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Jiski biwi kali usska bhi bara naam hai… (2)
Aankhon mein basalo
Aankhon mein basalo surme ka kya kam hai… (2)
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Jiski biwi gori uska bhi bara naam hai… (2)
Kamre mein bithalo
Kamre mein bithalo bijli ka kya kam hai… (2)
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Jiski biwi choti usska bhi bara naam hai… (2)
God mein bithalo, haan haan haan
God mein bithalo bache ka kya kam hai… (2)
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
Mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai… (2)
Joh hai naam wala
Arre joh hai naam wala wahi toh badnaam hai
Mere angne mein, haan mere angne mein
Haan mere angne mein tumhara kya kam hai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM3l1duDPmg
Funny Song #7
Meri bhains ko danda kyun maara….
When it came to Shankar Jaikishen and Raj Kapoor, I had several songs to choose from and then I short-listed two of them. One, from Raj Kapoor’s classic Mera Naam Joker, that is, Ai bhai zaraa dekh ke chalo. I soon rejected it when I realised that the movie and the song, though outwardly comical with comical name, is actually very serious life movie and that Raj Kumar has used comedy to send a serious message. The second one is from Shree 420, one of the rare songs that has a funny punchline in every stanza: Yes, I am talking about Dil ka haal sune dilwaala. One of the punchlines is:
Bole ye kyaa kar baithe ghotala,
Haay ye kyaa kar baithe ghotala,
Ye to hai thaanedaar ka saala!
Both the songs have been sung by Manna Dey, the ace classical singer in Hindi movies. Yes, they laugh in the songs but somehow I didn’t find them as funny as this third song from Shankar Jaikishen. It is not picturised on Raj Kapoor but on his brother Shammi Kapoor.
Who should you laugh at whilst listening to this song? Yes, the obvious choice is Shammi Kapoor since he was enacting (in his own words this is the most challenging role that he ever did) the title role of the 1969 movie Pagla Kahin Ka. But, after a little while into the movie, you realise that if Shammi Kapoor is to be called Pagla or Crazy or Mad, we in the society are all even more Mad and Crazy. A pagla is a simpleton whereas we find complex characters in the society who don’t make us laugh and smile but make us wince and cry.
Once again Manna Dey, the often very serious classical singer is the comic singer. And guess what? Hasrat Jaipuri who made name for himself with such deep songs as Rasik balmaa and such romantic numbers as Masti bhara hai samaa, also wrote this delightfully farcical song. Goes to prove that all of us have a funny bone somewhere.
For the situation and the acting, I leave it entirely to you (Hint: you will have to watch the song and dissipate 5 mins 10 seconds of your precious time).
This is one funny song wherein the lyrics, notes, sitaution and acting is not just funny but maddeningly farcical.
Please enjoy: Mei bhains ko danda kyun maara….
Meri bhains ko danda kyun maara?
kyu mara kyu mara kyu mara kyu mara
kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu kyu meri bhais ko danda
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara wo khet me chara charti thi
tere bap ka wo kya karti thi meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo khet me chara charti thi tere bap ka wo kya karti thi
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo laddu pede khati hai wo pedo pe chad jati hai
wo laddu pede khati hai wo pedo pe chad jati hai
ye machhar been bajate hai wo apna rag sunati hai
wo thumak thumak nache jam mai dil ka bajau
mai dil ka bajau ek tara meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo khet me chara charti thi tere bap ka wo kya karti thi
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
are ghar ka ye station hai or jhandi pyari pyari hai
are ghar ka ye station hai or jhandi pyari pyari hai
hum sab to rail ke dibbe hai wo apni eingine gadi hai
wo gussa jab bhi karti hai to ban jati hai
ban jati hai angara meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo khet me chara charti thi tere bap ka wo kya karti thi
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
bandhu re bandhu re wo jan se badhkar payari hai
badhu re bandhu re kya bolu mai kya bolu mai
ek katari hai bandhu re bandhu re wo jan se badhkar payari hai
kya bolu ek katari hai wo jan se badhkar pari hai
kya bolu ek katari hai kajrari uski ankhiya hai
viswas se apni yari hai maine to apni kallo ka nam rakha
hai nam rakha jaha nara meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo khet me chara charti thi tere bap ka wo kya karti thi
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara wo khet me chara charti thi
tere bap ka wo kya karti thi meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
wo khet me chara charti thi tere bap ka wo kya karti thi
meri bhais ko danda kyu mara wo khet me chara charti thi
tere bap ka wo kya karti thi meri bhais ko danda kyu mara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4jHdxko4g
Funny Songs #8
Muthukodi kawaadi hadda….
In the Funny Song #1 above, I didn’t give you the Jhoola song that Sumedha Nair had put up (though I gave you her sterling description) but opted for the more hilarious Padosan number with the same mukhada: Ek chatur naar…
Here is then one by her that is really funny with her own description:
“Whats funny is (no I don’t mean in this song, I’ll come to that later) that so many titles of films are repeated over and over again in India and so many remakes. Now for instance this ‘Do Phool’ was made in 1973 but earlier same name in 1958. Later this story was copied for a film Aankhen. And Aankhen is being made again with new cast. Do Phool was a remake of Tamil film which was later remade in Kannada. Can understand it if all these were some super classic stories and had to be showcased again n again …
The song muthukodi kawaadi hadda is a direct lift from a Tamil film. Mehmood wanted it and RD Burman obliged, he couldn’t have said no to the producer. The first two words mean – Give me a kiss. Wow that would take you to a special scenario, a girl, a boy, picturesque setting, candle lights, water, beaches and whatnot. What do we get? Water yes, beaches yes, lots of trees yes – coconuts 😀, Hero and the heroine of the song yes, but do we get tender moments – No, Give me a kiss? Ok take it but you have to catch me first. Hilarious! So they play catch me if you can around the trees, they wrestle on the beach, they also perform couple of Bharatnatyam steps. And while all this is going on, I can well imagine the audience in the theatre laughing and whistling and clapping.
Mehmood was one of our best comedians but he could do serious roles with great intensity too. His acting in ‘Aa ri aaja nindiya tu’ can bring tears to any eyes then why would he take meaningless roles with bad comic timing is beyond me. Though he sang well in this song along with Asha Bhonsle.
This song for me is very funny not in its literal sense though.
Lyrics Muthukodi kawadi hadaaMuthukodi kawadi hadaa aiyyo Muthukodi kawadi hadaaMuthukodi kawadi hadaa aiyyo re pyaar me jo na karna chaahawo bhi mujhe karna padaa haaa ha haa aa Muthukodi kawadi hadaaMuthukodi kawadi hadaa aiyyo re pyaar me jo na karna chaahawo bhi mujhe karna padaa aiyyo da aiyyo aiyyo Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamme Muthukodi kawadi hadaa kahta tha chaahoon tujhko jee se tu to ghabraata hai abhi se amme amme gale lag jaa re phir dikhaa doon achaa haan dharti oopar hai swarg neeche ui maa thoda to duniya se dar le yende karle yende karlena maane bedardi aiyyo daaiyyo daaiyo aiyyo Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaaiyyo re pyaar me jo na karna chaaha wo bhi mujhe karna padaaaiyyo amma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamme Muthukodi kawadi hadaa kar detaa hai re mujhebekal kal kal kal kal kal kal seene se gir ke tera aanchallahala lahala lahala laha laha dagmag chalke na gir padoon mainphir kyaa matwaale mujhko thaam ke chalammaseena taane baanhe taane aisi ye mastaani doledole jaise daaru ka ghadaaaiyyo amma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaaiyyo re pyaar me jo na karna chaahawo bhi mujhe karna padaa aiyyo da amma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaammaMuthukodi kawadi hadaaaiyyo re pyaar me jo na karna chaahawo bhi mujhe karna padaa aiyyo da aiyyo aiyyo Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamme Muthukodi kawadi hadaaaiyyo Muthukodi kawadi hadaaaiyyo daa amma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaamma Muthukodi kawadi hadaaMuthukodi kawadi hadaa Muthukodi kawadi hadaa”
Please enjoy: Muthukodi kawaadi hadda….
Funny Song #9
Lambu ji lambu ji bolo tingu ji……
When Sumedha Nair put up the predecessor of the song in the cover picture of the Fest (Ek chatur naar that I didn’t eventually put up in the Fest), she was adamant that I should put up mine also. I told her that when PG Wodehouse wrote his ‘Summer Lightning’, it was pointed out to him that a novel by that name, by another author, already existed. So, in the introduction to his book, PGW wrote, “I hope mine will be in the first ten books titled Summer Lightning.”
It is only so long that one can go on repeating songs!
I have plenty up my sleeve and here is a really funny one.
Manmohan Desai, the director of popular though trash movies, compared himself with – hold your breath – Satyajit Ray; a similar comparison can only be between Ludhiana and London! And why did he do so? He said, “Ray and I both make movies about poor people; only in my movies they become rich during the movie itself”.
MD decided to make movies initially about two brothers having been lost: he called them Dharam and Veer. Seeing the success of that, he tried it with three brothers: Amar, Akbar and Antony. At last count, he had brothers galore in every nook and corner.
He directed the 1983 movie Coolie. The movie, even before it was made, was made famous by a fight scene between Amitabh Bachchan and Puneet Issar that nearly showed AB the door to heaven that his celebrated dad Harivanshrai Bachchan often alluded to in his poems.
The contest between AB and PI wasn’t the only contest in the movie. In the song for which I have put up the mukhada above, there is one between Amitabh Bachchan as Lambu ji and Rishi Kapoor as Tingu ji. They are literally the Spy Vs Spy team trying to woo a lady-love. In just one song sequence the total story of their tooth-and-nail contest ends. Throughout the song they are wanting the other one to keep clear of her. At the end of the song, after meeting the parents, and realising that there is no dowry (a humorous take on dowry!) they are palming off her to the other!
It is such a funny situation that, in case you have forgotten, you have to see for yourself.
The movie was, of course, edited by Hrishikesh Mukherjee who is adept at making light comedies that are meaningful too.
The song is a tribute to the most abiding and most popular pairing of a lyricist with music director in the Hindi movies. As I have said many times earlier too, they have the maximum songs for which the Binaca (later Cibaca) Geetmala bugle was sounded. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am talking about Anand Bakshi and Laxmikant Pyarelal. The singers are Shailendra Singh and Shabbir Kumar for the Lambu and Tingu respectively.
Please put your hair down and enjoy the story of an ultimate comedy in the duration of just one song: Lambu ji lambu ji, bolo tingu ji….
lambuji lambuji bolo tinguji, lambuji lambuji ha bolo tinguji
mere raste me tang na adana mere raste me tang na adana
iss kanya ko hath na lagana ho hath na lagana
yeh tinguji tinguji bolo lambuji, tinguji tinguji ha bolo lambuji
mere raste me tang na adana mere raste me tang na adana
iss kanya ko hath na lagana ho hath na lagana
tinguji tinguji bolo lambuji, lambuji lambuji bolo tinguji
ha dekha isse maine tumse pehle, dhundha maine isse tumse pehle
ha dekha isse maine tumse pehle, dhundha maine isse tumse pehle
par ley rahi hai yeh nam mera, chhodo ji yeh hai inam mera inam mera
lambuji lambuji bolo tinguji, mere gusse ko na nind se jagana
iss kanya ko hath na lagana, ho hath na lagana
lambuji lambuji kya bolo tinguji
madras se mai aya hu bombay, raste me ho gaye tum kitne lambe
lambi uidane kad kitna chota
iss khel me kya chota kya mota kya chota kya mota
lambuji lambuji bolo tinguji, lambe kad ka na rob too jamana
iss kanya ko hath na lagana ho hath na lagana
lambuji lambuji o bolo bolo tinguji
laya nahi isko bhagakar, yeh faisala karega iska father
laya nahi isko bhagakar, yeh faisala karega iska father
kar dale na yeh kissa barabar, dono ka yane hissa barabar
lambuji lambuji bolo tinguji, ladki hai yeh nahi koyi khajana
iss kanya ko hath na lagana ho hath na lagana
hath na lagana hath na lagana, lambuji tinguji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-I3DvoH8MQ
Funny Song #10 Pag ghungroo baandh Meera nachi thi….
This song was put up by my friend Vipan Kohli with the following description:
“What is funny about thus song? Just watch Amitabh Bachhan and the other actors performing on this song to find the answer to this question. Particularly watch Amitabh’s dance steps and the antics of the drunkard guest of the hotel.
This song from Namak Halaal is an awesome song. Just listening to this song cheers one up. Kishore Kumar has sung the song so well and with such enthusiasm that one can feel the enthusiasm every time one listens to this song.
Not just Kishore Kumar, everyone associated with the creation of the song seem to have caught the enthusiasm bug. When everyone is so keyed up, then the result has to be a wonderful song, and indeed this song is a memorable song. Lyricist Anjaan, as well as Bappi Lahiri, the music director and his team have freaked out and have come up with an amazing song.
So far, I have only talked about the audio. The picturisation matches the audio just as well. In fact, the picturisation just before the song begins is also worth watching. The entire picturisation, before the first word of the song appears, sets the tone for a wonderfully hilarious and light hearted experience. Amitabh Bachchan, with the picturisation of this song, enhanced his reputation as an actor with great comic sense. The supporting cast, especially the actor who is determined to shake the hand of Amitabh, only to get rebuffed each time, Ranjit- the hotel manager, Ram Sethi- the photographer friend of Amitabh, everyone have contributed in making this song a great visual experience.
Namak Halal is a 1982 movie about a youngster named Arjun Singh who is the son of Bhim Singh, the bodyguard and a loyal employee of Seth Raja Singh. Bhim Singh and Seth die at the hands of Girdhar Singh Seth Raja’s step brother. Seth entrusts the custody of his properties and his son Raj Kumar to Bhim Singh’s wife Savitri Devi. Savitri promises to Bhim Singh that she will take care of Raj Kumar under all circumstances. She hands over her own son Arjun to the care of her father in law Dashrath Singh.
Young Arjun (Amitabh Bachchan) is brought up by his Daddu (Om Prakash). His Daddu decides for him to go to the city in search of a new job and life. Arjun reluctantly agrees, and re-locates to Bombay. While in the city he meets up with Bhairon (Ram P. Sethi) who guides him into finding a job as a servant in a 5-star hotel owned by Raj Kumar aka Raja (Shashi Kapoor). While in the hotel, Arjun meets Poonam (Smita Patil) and falls in love with her. Arjun is very loyal to the owner, Raja. He also looks up to Savitridevi who manages the hotel, until he finds out that Savitridevi is his biological mother, and that the Raja believes that she is involved in a plot to kill him. During this time, many attempts are made to kill Raja by the one and only Girdar Singh (Satyendra Kappoo) and his son Ranjeet (Ranjeet). All these attempts are thwarted by Arjun. Finally goons kidnap Arjun’s and Raja’s family members and blackmail them to transfer all his property to Ranjit’s name. Arjun and Raja beat all bad guys and save their loved ones. Raja marries Nisha and Arjun marries Poonam at the end and they reconcile with their mother Savitri.
Amitabh in the role of Arjun is a laugh riot. I particularly liked his English speaking skills at the interview “I can talk English I can laugh English because English is a very Phunny language. You see Bhairon becomes Bhairan and Bhairan becomes Bhairon because their minds are very Nairon.” This movie was Amitabh all through. His performance on this song remain in my memory till date and will continue to be there till I breathe my last.”
I have to add and the movie and the song are dear to me sincde this was the last movie that I saw with my dad before he died of a jeep accident. It is unforgettable comedy by Amitabh, poking fun at the usurpers and evil people. And yet, when he sees the love of his life, Smita Patil, he suddenly turns serious: mausam-e-ishq mein machale huye armaan hain ham.
Imagine Bappi Lahiri composing it in a royal raag: Raag Darbari Kanada!
So ladies and gentlemen enjoy this must watch audio visual treat:Pag ghungroo baandh Meera nachi thi….
Buzurgon ne,
Buzurgon ne, farmaya ki pairo mein apne khade hoke dhiklavo
phir yeh zamana thumhara hai,
zamane ke sur thaal ke saath, badthe chale jaao
phir har taraana, fasaana tumhara hai
arey tho lo bhaiya hum, apne..
pairon pe oopar, khade ho gayeeeeey,
aur milalee hai taal
dabha lega daanton thale ungliyaan…liyaan..
yeh jahan dekh kar, dekh kar
apnee chal…<WAH WAH> <WAH WAH>
Dhanyavaadh…
Ki pag ghunghuroo baandh, meera naachithi
aur hum naache bin ghunguroo ke
Ki pag ghunghuroo baandh, meera naachithi
woh theer bhala, kis kaam ka hai
jo theer nishane se chooke chooke chooke rrre..
ki pag ghunguroo…
<Sa sa sa> <ga ga> <ree ree> <sa ree ree> <ga ga ga> (2)
<pa pa pa> <pa pa> <ma ma> <ga ree ree> <ma ma ma> (2)
<pa nee sa>(2)…<ma pa nee>(2)
<re re re re> <re ga> <re ga> <re ga>
<pa ni da ni sa……..?????????>
<pa ma ga ri sa ni da pa da>(3) PHEW!!!!!!
MMMMMMM…..
aap andhar se kuch, aur baahar se kuch aur nazar aathe hain,
bakhuda shakl se tho, CHOR nazar aathe hain,
umr guzri hai saari chori mein
saare sukh cheyn bandh, jurm ki thijhori mein
aap ka tho lagta hai bas yahi sapna
ram naam japna paraya maal apna (2)
vatan ka khaya namak tho, namak halal karo,
farz imaan yahan zinda misaal bano
paraya dhan, parayi naar pe nazar math dalo
buri aadath hai yeh, aadhath abhi badal dalo
kyon ki!!!!
yeh aadath to, woh aag hai jo
????????
Mausam-e-ishq mein machle hua armaan hai hum
aisa lagta hai ki do jism ek jaan hai hum
aisa lagta hai to lagne mein kuch burai nahin
dil yeh kahta hai aap apnee hai, parayee nahin
Sangemarmar ki hai, koi moorath ho tum
koi dilkash badi, khoobsurat ho tum
dil dil se milne ka koi muhurat ho
pyaase dilon ki zaroorath ho tum
dil cheer-ke, dikhladoon mein,
dil mein yahi, soorath haseen
Kya aap ko lagtha nahin,hum hai mile pahle kahin..
kya des hai, kya jaath hai,
arey chodiye inn baaton se,
hamko bhala kya kaam hai
ajee suniye tho….hum aap miley
to phir ho shuru
afsaane laila, majnu laila majnu ke…
Ki pag ghunghuroo………
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTvUrpSr9ck
Funny Song #11
Rukmani rukmani shaadi ke baad….
In my list of Top Twelve Funny Songs in Hindi movies, I am steering clear from any more cross-dressing songs though several more were put up. One of these from the 1975 movie Rafoo Chakkar, put up by my friend Raj Dutta had Rishi Kapoor and Paintal enetering the railway compartment of ladies only by cross-dressing as females. However, here is my attempt to give you another genre’ of Funny songs: the subtle humour that is.
And this is subtle humour at its best.
Let me build up to it. The subject of sex is privately our most favourite topic. Some of us (including me) spend more time thinking of sex than about anything else. God is often a distant second. But, we are shy to discuss it in public!
DN Chakrapani was the greatest cricket commentator that India ever had. It was during those days when we used to listen to commentary on the Short Wave radio and through commentary only imagine the scene. Well, one day, when India was playing against England (that time it used to be India Vs MCC) at Lord’s in London, a man streaked and ran around naked in the stadium. Here is what DNC had to say about it, “Old ladies in the crowd can now see what they haven’t seen for quite a while”. This song has that element too.
Someone has said and with great justification that there is nothing funnier than love-making or sex! I mean, just imagine, it is almost like wrestling. The only difference is that instead of winning, both the partners are trying to lose. A famous cartoon of two kids shows them naked with the boy standing on the head of the girl with this caption from the boy: “So, okay, we are rid of our clothes now and I am on top of you. I wonder when the delirious fun would start?” And the girl, bearing his weight on her head says, “I don’t know about fun; but, now I understand why mom complains of headache everytime dad wants sex”!
It is as funny as that.
It is a fact that though we don’t want to admit it, we all have a degree of voyeurism in us. Not only, our own sexual experiences excite us but even those of others do fascinate us. A latest whatsapp forward, for example, has this guy on his honeymoon night giving his Facebook status update, “We are now in the bedroom” and whole lot of his friends comment, “We are there with you Aslam bhai. Don’t be scared. Just keep telling us what is happening”.
Talking about status updates, showing sexual prowess, at least in bragging, is an art. Three of these close buddies get married on the same date and go to the same hotel for honeymoon. They said when they meet for breakfast they would tell one another about the number of times. But, it would be too crude and too direct and the ladies would be offended. So they devised a code. They would wish each other ‘Good morning’ with the number of times that they managed.
Next day, in the breakfast room, Sandeep was the first one there. Soon, Deepak joined him and wished him, “Good morning, good morning”. To this Sandeep heartily responded, “Good morning, good morning, good morning”.
Having settled the score between them, they awaited Amrik Singh to join them. Amrik Singh (totally bedraggled) joined in with his wife Kartar Kaur looking fresh as a daisy. Sandeep and Deepak greeted him with their specified number of Good mornings. There was no immediate response from Amrika. They goaded him to say something. Then in a frail voice, Amrik muttered, “Good morning, good morning, good morning, good…….until morning”!
As I said, we are shy to discuss sex in public though Indians, taditionally, use more sex than the rest of the world (the whole world is now concerned that through this obsession with sex, every one in six person on earth is an Indian).
In the movie, of course, it requires more sensitive handling. This sensitivity, excitement, and voyeurism has added to the funny quotient of this remarkably well choreographed song from the 1993 movie Roja starring Arvind Swamy and Madhu. Mani Ratnam won accolades for the movie even more than he did for Bomaby. Many also feel that AR Rehman‘s music in this movie is par excellence; much much better than the Jai Ho number for which he got Oscar.
Shweta and Baba Sehgal have sung this song. Lyrics are by PK Mishra. I heard Baba Sehgal last November in Bacardi Weekender at Pune. He hasn’t lost his penchant for really funny songs.
In the meantime, please enjoy: Rukmani, Rukmani, shaadi ke baad….
rukamanii rukamanii shaadii ke baad kyaa-kyaa hu_aa
(o rukmani! what all took place after the marriage)
shaadii ke baad kyaa kyaa hu_aa
kaun haaraa kaun jiitaa
(who won and who lost)
khi.Dakii me.n se dekho zaraa
(peek a little into the window)
baa.Nho.N me.n hai.n baa.Nhe.N Daale miiThii baate.n hone lagii.n
(putting arms in the arms, sweet talks started)
khaTiyaa pe dhiire-dhiire khaT-khaT hone lagii
(slowly the bed started making noise)
aage piichhe hu_aa to chhaT-paT hone lagii
(when they went ahead of went back then it started persisting)
chaachii tujhe baa.Nho.N me.n Daalaa hogaa chaachaa ne
(o aunty, the uncle must have put you in his arms)
maamii tujhe pyaar se chhe.Daa hogaa maamaa ne
(o aunty, the uncle must have sneered at you with love)
chhoTii sii dulhaniyaa ne piyaa ko sataayaa hogaa
(the little bride would have tortured the husband)
haath jo.D balamaa ne gorii ko manaayaa hogaa
(the husband would have clasped hands to appease the fair girl)
piyaa ne god me.n phir biThaayaa pyaar se
(then after the husband would have taken her to sit in his lap)
ek baar dil se phir lagaayaa pyaar se
(once again he would have again embraced her to his heart)
u.Ngalii se chhu_aa hogaa kaa.Np ga_ii gorii tab
(when he would have touched with finger then the fair girl would have shivered)
kaamadev mast ho ke naachane lage the tab
(the the god of sex had broken into dancing with enjoyment)
bi.ndiyaa chamak ga_ii chuu.Diyaa.N khanak ga_ii.N
(the forhead jwelery started shining, the bangles started crackling)
mile do badan to ye javaanii khil ga_ii
(when the two bodies met, then the adulthood bloomed)
zamii.n-aasamaa.N kii har Kushii tab mil ga_ii
(then they achieved every happiness of the land and the sky)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4e_DmnoODk
Funny Songs #12
Jori hamari jamega kaise jani…..
I have a dilemma now. I had decided to give only twelve songs and this is the last one. Already the blog-post is quite long. In this much length of post, my friends from IndiBlogger would have given twelve posts and many of them as many as two to three dozen posts!
I have such really funny songs still remaining from the Fest such as:
Parody of Pritam aan milo from the comi-drama Angoor based on Shakespearian play Comedy of Errors put up by Manik Lakhkar Chava.
Aao aao aao sawariya from the movie Padosan put up by Nitin Shringarpure.
O meri pyaari Bindu from Padosan put yup by Vipan Kohli.
Ham to mohabbat karega from Dilli Ka Thug by Maj Vishwas Mandloi.
Wo pari kahan se laayun from 1970 movie Pehchaan by Anindya Chatterjee.
Sun sun sun didi tere liye from Khoobsurat by Manik Lakhkar Chava.
Sar jo tera chakraaye from Pyaasa by Vipan Kohli.
Aslam bhai from Love Ke Liye Kuchh Bhi Karega by Nitin Shringarpure.
Emotional atyaachaar from Dev D by Sumedha Nair.
Ae meri meri johra jabeen from Phir Hera Pheri by Raj Dutta.
I have, however, opted for the following:
Funny Song #12
Jodi hamaari jamega kaise jaani….
This was put up by my friend Sumona Jaswant Grewal with the following description:
“It is from the flm Aulaad. This film released in 1968 had Jeetendra, Babita, Mehmood, and Aruna Irani in main roles. This song a comic one was picturised on Mehmood and Aruna Irani, while Mahmood was at the peak of his career as top comedian and Aruna was just a new comer. I liked this song as not only its lyrics create comedy in itself but Mehmood’s imitation of Hollywood comedian Charlie Chaplin created very good comedy for those who had never seen Charlie Chaplin thinking this action belonged to our comedian and for those who had already watched Charlie this was very close imitation. Not only dressing but even acting and walking and other actions with small stick in hands matched perfectly. Chitragupta had created music for this movie, Majrooh Sultanpuri wrote the lyrics and Manna Dey and Asha Bhonsle sang this in comedy style.”
One has to give full marks to Chitragupta for seamlessly fusing Western pop tune with Indian one. Full marks also to both Mehmood and Aruna Irani for their acting. Majrooh’s take on crazy fascination of the youth for all things Western is also to be admired.
Please enjoy: Jodi hamaari jamega kaise jaani…
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
ham to hai angreji tum ladki hindustani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
bat mano saiya ban jao hindustani, jodi hamari
angreji mulak me kitna romance hai
bahar kaa chokari kitna advance hai
angreji mulak me kitna romance hai
bahar kaa chokari kitna advance hai
dekhe bina kabhi koyi itane pyar se
mukhde pe laj ka ancharva dar ke
khilti hai ghunghat me jawani
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
bat mano saiyan ban jao hindustani, jodi hamari
baho me tham ke do ghanta roj me
tumko shikhlayega ulfat ka poz me
baho me tham ke do ghanta roj me
tumko shikhlayega ulfat ka poz me
daiya re nain ka kajra na chhut jayey
jhankoro na piya jhumka na tut jayey
ro degi dekho tumhare dil ki rani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
ham to hai angreji tum ladki hindustani, jodi hamari
lau me kat du lambi lambi yeh lat
tumko to hir se banana hai juliet
lau me kat du lambi lambi yeh lat
tumko to hir se banana hai juliet
yun na pagal bano dekho re balma
chila ke shor me kar dungi jalima
julfen ghata ki naa dungi me diwani
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
jodi hamari jamega kaise jani
ham to hai angreji tum ladki hindustani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
tumko bhi mushkil mujhe bhi pareshani
bat mano saiyan ban jao hindustani, jodi hamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAKBMvILpY
So that’s my list of the Top Twelve Funny Songs in Hindi movies. With the deluge of such songs, I am sure you would have your own list. You may share with me in the comments below.
तुम रूठो तो मेरी गलती, मैं रूठूँ तो मेरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
जीत के तुझे वह मिल गया जो हार के मुझे मिल न पाया I
फिर भी लगता है तेरे दिल पे पढ़ा है कोई ग़म का साया I
तुम चाहो तो चाहत है, मैं चाहूँ तो भूल है मेरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
काश जो अब तुम समझ रही हो, वह पहले ही समझती I
कदम कदम पे बात बात पर मुझसे ना उलझती I
गाली गलोज और इल्ज़ामों की तुमने लगाई थी ढेरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
मैं मायूस उदास ज़रूर हूँ, लेकिन हूँ नहीं तनहा I
याद है मुझको संग बिताया हर एक अनोखा लम्हा I
मेरी मुहब्बत साथ रहती है, बनके याद सुनहरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
मुझे तुमसे कोई शिकवा नहीं, ना है कोई शिकायत I
इक तरफ़ा प्यार की, तेरी महफ़िल में थी रिवायत I
तुम्हें ज़िन्दगी की खुशियां मुबारक, मेरे लिए चोट है गहरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
इक डोर थी जो अब टूटने को है , सजाई थी ख़्वाबों की जन्नत I
इक सांस है जो अब झूटने को है, मांगी थी ज़िन्दगी की मन्नत I
तेरी कामयाबी पर, कबूल हो बधाई अब मेरी I
दोनों रुख़ से जीत हुई है, ऐ सनम अब तेरी I
(Pic courtesy: america.pink)
Tum rootho to meri galti, main roothun to meri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
Jeet ke tujhe woh mil gaya, jo haar ke mujhe mil naa paaya,
Phir bhi lagta hai tere dil pe padha hai koi gham ka saaya;
Tum chaaho to chaahat hai, main chaahun to bhool hai meri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
Kaash jo ab tum samajh rahi ho, wo pehle hi samajhati,
kadam kadam pe baat baat par mujhase na ulajhati.
Gaali galoz aur armaano ki tumane to lagaayi thi dheri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
Main maayus udhass zaroor hoon, lekin hoon nahin tanha,
Yaad hai mujhako sang bitaaya, har ek anokha lamha.
Meri mohabbat sang rehti hai, banake yaad sunehri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
Mujhe tumase koi shikwa nahin, naa hai koi shikaayat,
Ik tarfa pyaar ki, teri mehfil mein thi riwaayat.
Tumhen zindagi ki khushiyan mubarak, mere liye chot hai gehri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
Ik dore thi jo ab tootne ko hai, sajaayi thi khwaabon ki jannat,
Ek saans hai jo ab jhootne ko hai, maangi thi zindagi ki mannat.
Teri kamyaabi pe, ai dost, qabool ho badhaayi meri,
Dono rukh se jeet hui hai, ai sanam ab teri.
I was posted for my watch-keeping certificate on INS Himgiri. Within three weeks of my joining, we sailed for a lovely foreign cruise to Russia (the beautiful port of Odessa, the port city having been designed like a ladies’ hand-fan. Legend says that when Queen Catherine was asked about what the city should look like, she just opened her fan to give herself some air and they (the city architects) thought that it should be designed like a fan!), Split (in erstwhile Yugoslavia) and Athens (in Greece; the seat of modern civilization and democracy).
USS Mitscher (named to honour Admiral Marc A. Mitscher (1887–1947), famed naval aviator and World War II aircraft carrier task group commander) was the name of the American ship that berthed not too far from Himgiri. The year was 1975 and we didn’t have too many restrictions that time about seeing, talking to and being with foreigners. The only terror that India had seen was its Prime Minister who declared Emergency in order to protect her position that was challenged by a ruling of the Allahabad High Court.
We were lucky to be away from the country after the Emergency was declared. Billoo (my course-mate) and I just ambled across to Mitscher to say “hi” to the yanks. They received us on board without much ado and many of them, at our invitation, joined us for drinks in our wardroom (the US Ships unlike the British from whom we have derived our customs and traditions, do not have hard drinks on their ships).
We were much impressed by the latest in missiles, gunnery and torpedoes on their destroyer. But, more than that we were amused by the carefree atmosphere on board rather than the “ji Sir ji” stiffness in our own armed forces.
We insisted on seeing everything on board. They even demonstrated the loading of the Tartar missile launcher. And then we came to the door of the compartment called Ops Room. Billoo and my eagerness to see the inside of their Ops Room was in sharp contrast to their eagerness to whisk us away. Billoo is more British than the British and more Yank than the Yanks. He uttered blithely, “Ah, you won’t want us to see your Ops Room because it would give away all your secrets”.
Lieutenant John who was taking us around admitted that it was really SECRET that he was protecting and we better not see it. Billoo is Chauhan and I am a Singh; the only way to arouse our curiosity totally is to bar us from seeing something. We were determined like the soldiers in the armies of Prithviraj Chauhan and Maharaja Ranjit Singh and declared with solemnity that the only reason why we had stepped on board was to see their Ops Room.
John cracked open the Ops Room door, put his head inside, took it out and declared, “No, it is too much of a SECRET to share with Indians”. Billoo, always quick on the draw, shared a dirty one about their sharing many a thing with Red Indians and concluded that there won’t be any harm done to share with the Brown Indians.
Resignedly, John shrugged his shoulders and opened the Ops Room door. We stepped in and their SECRET was revealed in stark reality. Inside, a dozen sailors were busy leafing through and drooling at the center-spreads of ‘men’s only’ magazines: Playboy and Penthouse.
(Pic courtesy: toonz)
All this ‘knowledge’ cannot go un-shared. We ‘borrowed’ some. In the evening when they came on board, we gave them dog-eared copies of our own men’s magazines: Debonair and Gentlemen.
Navies are all about making bridges of friendship across the seas!
There is this story of a sailor who went on his first leave after having been recruited in the Navy and having served on his first ship. The next day, first his mother and then his sisters, brother, father etc noticed that Jagtar Singh was in such deep sleep – as the one that a person gets in the Punjabi proverb ghode vech ke (after selling the horses) – that he refused to budge, let alone get up.
As the story goes, the alarmed parents and family consulted other siyaane (wise) men and women in the village but no one had any clue to this peculiar problem, let alone a solution. They also consulted the local quack who felt the sailor’s pulse and declared that the problem was beyond his saayins (science) too and all that the family could do was to pray.
They were about to give up when it occurred to them that Satnam Singh, another sailor, who had retired from the Navy a few years back, lived in the next village and probably he would know what is to be done with this unique naval problem. So, their other son Amrik (nickname Happy) was sent on the only power driven vehicle the family had – their Escort tractor – to fetch Satnam Singh from the next village.
One thing that the Navy teaches you is camaraderie; the fact is that you live in such close quarters that you are not just familiar with the way your shipmate’s looks but also his whims, fancies, idiosyncrasies and – hold your breath – smell. There is something about the salty seawater smell of a navy man that makes him stand out like a…..like a….well, salt-horse in the waves at sea. Hence, very soon, they had Happy bringing back Satnam Singh to revive Jagtar Singh. Satnam didn’t take long to come to grips with the situation. He lifted the eyelids of Jagtar and satisfied himself that Jagtar was alive but only blissfully sleeping; almost in a state of induced coma. He stood next to Jagtar’s prone figure and shouted, “Fresh water would remain open in all bathrooms for the next ten minutes”.
Jagtar’s reaction was to be seen to believed. He shot out of his cot like a pilot of an about to go down plane from his ejection seat, grabbed the nearest towel and shot into the nearest bathroom.
The grateful family asked Satnam, “Kaka, tussi Navy wich daakter sige?” (Son, were you a doctor in the Navy?)
And Satnam replied with pride, “Nahin ji; main fresh-water tankey si aapne jahaaz wich” (No, I was a Fresh Water Tankeyon my ship)
Many of you from the Army, Navy or civil backgrounds won’t know the importance of this position on the ship that Satnam proudly said he occupied, but an officer or sailor or even civilian on board (yes we have some civilians too on board like the dhobi, barber and civilian bearers) would know that a Fresh Water Tankey on board a ship is next to God only. He is a ME (Mechanical Engineer) who has been entrusted with the opening and closing of water from the Fresh Water Tank or Tanks (and hence called Tankey) to various bathrooms and galleys. Water at sea is the most scarce commodity. It would surely remind you of ‘water water everywhere and not a drop to drink”.
Yesterday, the veteran naval community in Mumbai were regaled by our annual Admiral Soman lecture (named after the visionary Vice Admiral Bhaskar Sadashiv Soman who was the 4th Chief of the Naval Staff of the Indian Navy from 1962 to 1966) by Ms Mehar Heroyce Moos on the subject of her expedition to Antarctica in 1977, making her the first Indian woman to have done so. She has been an avid and intrepid traveler who has visited 180 countries, tasted all kinds of food, met all kinds of people, and seen every nook and corner of our vast and beautiful Earth. During her talk she mentioned how, in Antarctica, water was the most precious commodity in all the camps. This would give you an idea of the famous water-water-everywhere dilemma. Antarctica is house to so much of ice that if it were to suddenly melt, the water levels of the oceans would rise by 57 feet. It stores seventy percent of Earth’s usable water. And yet when you are there, water is scarce.
Mehar Moos delivering her Antarctica talk at INHS Asvini auditorium in Mumbai
Ships have evaporators to convert the salt-water into usable or potable water called fresh-water. Warships, as compared to merchant ships, have considerable manpower on board to man various weapons and sensors and combat positions. These men require fresh-water for various activities. The ship’s main purpose is to fight and hence fresh-water is not just scarce but luxury on board. Hence the importance of FW Tankey on board. It would be only at some scheduled timings that FW Tankey would open the fresh-water. If you miss the announcement, you have to wait for the next schedule that lasts only about 10 to 15 minutes. And who knows when the next schedule is there, whether you will be on watch or not, spreading your fragrance to all those who were fortunate enough to have not missed the earlier schedule.
Precisely for this reason, your ears are so tuned to this refreshing announcement that nothing else, not even ‘Hands to Action Stations’ or even ‘Hands to Lunch/Dinner’ gets the kind of response that ‘Fresh-Water will remain open in all bathrooms for ten minutes’ obtains. To this is to be added the fact that it is not as if each person on board has his own bathroom. The ratio is generally 10 to 20 persons per bathroom. Having the luxury of bath on board is therefore a race, not only against the other hopefuls but also against yourself, your needs and desires, and your skills that enable you to finish your bath before there is urgent knock at your bathroom door for having taken more time than was necessary for a “bride to get ready for her wedding“.
Thanks to Satnam, Jagtar’s family learnt how to bring Jagtar out of his indolence. But, they didn’t know that the Navy conditions your mind to such an extent that you find yourself at sea (lost) when you are on land. Jagtar was a changed man, unfit for everything except to be a sailor on board.
To learn more about how to wake up a determined sleeper on board, please read: Night Watch.
When I was in the Indian Navy, we often had to travel by train. Now, anyone who has ever traveled by Indian Railways a few decades back would tell you what an ordeal it used to be. Though in Nov 2010 I had written a humorous piece titled ‘The Great Indian Train Journey’, anyone who had spent hours standing in queues, dealing with corrupt and inefficient railway officials before, during and sometimes even after the journey, would tell you that humour was the last thing that you associated with the misery of railway reservations and ensuing journeys. As I wrote in the essay: “It is incredible to think after what you have gone through that the journey has not yet commenced.”
Cut to modern age. You do your reservation online in the luxury of your home or office. You have an application installed on your phone and it tells you how late the train would be at your boarding and alighting stations, what is the trend for the last week or so, where exactly your bogie would be, and who exactly to turn to for complaint and assistance. Just by having Internet, even the gargantuan Indian Railways suddenly appear more efficient and less corrupt.
Similarly, you have had great time in buying from online stores such as Flipkart, Amazon and Paytm. You have even been buying movie tickets online and you can confidently predict whether it is going to be good movie, the kind of movie, its exact duration and where would you and family sit and even enjoy your snacks.
Convenience and efficiency galore. However, Digital India is much more than that. The two key phrases are e-Governance and e-Services.
Looking back, it appears incredible that the Government of India launched National e-Governance Plan (NeGP) as late as in 2006. Not much notice was taken of it due to poor net-penetration in rural areas as well as poor net-coverage and speeds. Those who dreamt big such as the then Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh were eventually voted out as not being in sync with the aspirations of the people at large. Some people realised that it was going to be be a significant thing in future but in the absence of means, the ends sought were far too lofty to be realistic.
And then, last year, on 01 Jul 2015 to be exact, Prime Minister Narendra Modi launched the Digital India campaign. Whereas the 2006 plan was just a plan, the Digital India campaign takes into consideration the need to set up right electronic infrastructure including availability of high-speed Internet, extensive rural and urban penetration, and technical excellence and support. The dream is that it would result in digitally empowered people, knowledge based economy, efficiency, transparency and corruption free society.
The nay-Sayers would maintain (in the atmosphere of cynicism that years of ill or non-governance led us into, nay-Sayers are legitimate) that simply by improving advanced Internet and Data services, how would these objectives be met?
That’s why I gave you the Railways example. Let me give you some more examples:
Land Revenue Records. I heard the former CM of Himachal, Virbhadra Singh, speaking in a public gathering in my native town Kandaghat that the Patwari (The Patwari is a village (land or revenue) accountant (also known as Talati, Patel, Karnam, Adhikari, Shanbogaru, etc in various parts of the country) in a village is more powerful in his village than he, the CM, was in the state. And how does the Patwari derive his powers? Simple, by manipulating the land-revenue records in his custody. In my village, these are maintained on a latha (white coarse cloth) with indelible black ink. The Patwari, only the other day, used to measure the land through chains and see it on this latha by a scale rule that only he has. So, if he swings by a fraction of an inch on thew latha map, a substantial part of your land might actually go to your neighbour. The Patwari is thus open to corruption and bribery and even charges under-the-table sums of money to give you copies of your own land-records. There are thousands of instances wherein both or several of the contending parties fill his coffers to achieve the desired swing in their favour. The contending parties then resort to judicial action and for several years (decades in most cases) fill the coffers of the lawyers and/or judges (Please read: ‘The Great Indian Judicial System’). Now imagine that the land-revenue records are not only digitized but readily available in digital form on the net. You access them and you know precisely where your land is on the map and in reality. The corrupt and inefficient Patwari suddenly looks like a pygmy as compared to the giant he made himself into by keeping all that knowledge only with him and on latha and dog-eared registers in his moth-infested cupboard. Last year you must have seen an Idea mobile ad on television about an opportunist trying to hoodwink the village people out of their lands by offering them insignificant sums of money. A village girl, however, had the facts about land digitally available on her mobile phone and put the hood-winker to shame. That’s the face of Digital India of future.
Diaster Relief. A few years back there was a super-cyclone in Orissa and Andhra coast. Hundreds of thousands of people died and were rendered homeless as the warnings didn’t reach them in time. Extensive relief material was collected country-wise. It is estimated that half of it didn’t reach the intended people and was siphoned off by corrupt middle-man and touts. Not having live information about the affected populace, grossly inequitable distribution of relief material took place; some villagers received much more than was required whereas others perished due to total lack of it. Now, as this data is more and more digitally available and distributed, first of all the alert systems are more effective in evacuating people to safety. Then, the distribution of relief material is coordinated real time and equitable distribution takes place without much corruption and inefficiency.
Beneficiaries of Government Doles. Presently, about half of government doles under various welfare schemes are siphoned off by middle-men, touts and undeserving elements. The government, in preparation for a full-fledged Digital India has got a Bill passed in the current session of Parliament that would ensure direct distribution of doles through Aadhar Cards. Now a few years back even if that was the intended lofty aim, it would still not be possible due to lack of digital penetration in the villages. However, now it is possible to empower people directly and ensure transparency.
Digital and e-Literacy. Just as it did the local Patwari good to keep the people in the dark, the politician and babu derived their vicarious powers over people to keep people ignorant and illiterate. Both Digital and e-Literacy are the buzzwords to make people knowledgeable about their rights, government schemes and other plans. Digital Literacy deals with knowledge, skills and behaviours required to deal with digital devices such as computers, laptops, tablets, smartphones seen together as networks and not computing devices. E-Literacy, on the other hand is general literacy through not classroom learning but through e-Learning.
DigiLocker. The Government of India, in the year 2015, launched Digital Locker facility. It helps people to digitally store their important documents like PAN card, passport, mark sheets and degree certificates. The lockers are authenticated by Aadhar cards. It would not only stop pilferage of documents but also stop spurious documents generated by unlawful elements. Only day before yesterday I was reading in the newspaper that even the databases of potential candidates for jobs both on the government and corporate networks can be shared thereby reducing enormous paperwork and ensuring transparency.
Participating in Economical and Political Growth. Thanks to Digital and e-Illiteracy, there is hardly any participation of people in economic and political growth of the country. Politically, you have to belong to one party or the other; all of which extract their pound of flesh. With spread of Digital and e-Literacy, the political clout of common people becomes stronger. Take Economic Growth, and just the example of Stock Markets. So far the retailers share of stock markets is abysmally small and insignificant to make any dent in the overall sensitivity of the market. However, with the spread of Digital India to small towns and villages, the percentage of retailers share becomes more and more and then the big-guns in the markets (the Harshad Mehta and Jhunjhunwala types) are not able to manipulate the markets with the ease that they used to.
Accountability of Government Functionaries and Departments. The best example that I can give in this case is that of Police. It is a known fact that lodging an F.I.R. with the Police Station on legitimate complaints is a herculean task, if not totally impossible. However, e-filing of F.I.Rs is already underway in some of the stations. A few months back, a car recklessly driven by a driver fell on our roof-top, next to the highway, in my native village in Himachal. Our tenant woke me up in Mumbai at about 2 O’ Clock in the morning to tell about this accident. The miscreant’s people were dilly-dallying in paying compensation to us thinking that they would get away with less than half the sum by greasing the palms of the police. So when the police arrived on the scene and talked to me on the phone, they said that it wasn’t much of damage and to let them go. I informed them that an e-F.I.R. showing the accident and the damage caused had already been filed by me. I was thus given adequate compensation before they took out their vehicle. In similar manner, with public records being digitally available and online filing of RTI and other complaints, the accountability of government functionaries would improve.
I can go on and on. Now, it would start occurring that Digital India is not just about social media, Facebook, chat groups, smartphones and applications and easy availability of information. It is much more than that. Once realised, it would really make Indians empowered and India society efficient and corruption free.
Surely, the work didn’t start only with the launching of Digital India campaign last year. Take my last company RIL, for example. It had been working on this digital revolution, appropriately called RJIO for several years now and it is talked about that more than 100, 000 Crores of investment has already gone into raising infrastructure such as National Optic Fibre Network to enable high-speed digital networks across the length and breadth of the country. A limited soft-launch of the prototype 4G network was there on 28th Decmeber, the birth-anniversary of the founder of RIL Shri Dhirubhai Ambani. A full fledged launch is scheduled in the second half of the year.
Various other players like Airtel and Vodafone have jumped on the 4G bandwagon without having the crucial LTE (Long Term Evolution) technology, which only RIL has. Anyway, as long as the dream of high-speed internet connectivity of rural areas is realised, I don’t see any quarrel between the service providers’ use of technology. However, I do see a conflict between their commercial interests and the dream of Digital India. This is noticeable, for example in Airtel ads on the television where the use of 4G in remote places such as Mashobra in Shimla is for such entertainment as watching cricket match live on the mobile from Eden Gardens in Kolkata.
The US strategic-thinker and writer, Fareed Zakaria, on 21 Feb 16, flew all the way from US to Mumbai to interview Mukesh Ambani, Chairman and MD of RIL on RJIO’s scheduled launch. Mr. Ambani told him that what US was able to do in decades, India was on the cusp of achieving in two years. Significantly, Mukesh Ambani is the one who talked about rural India and empowering youth of the country to realise their dreams.
Mukesh Ambani in conversation with Fareed Zakaria (Pic courtesy: http://www.firstpost.com)
Mukesh Ambani, in the interview aired on CNN worldwide spoke about rural penetration equivalent in percentage terms to US in the year 2016 itself and achieving best in class connectivity in the world by 2018.
Lets say the dream of Digital India in its core elements is fulfilled by 2018, it would make India join the super-league of nations that have people electronically empowered and in position to demand e-services and e-governance.
A great piece of information in the Times of India edition of yesterday, 28th March, totally went unnoticed. I am reproducing (!!!) the item below. It talks about a female hybrid fish that grows male reproductive organs, impregnating itself and then giving birth to offspring.
News item about ‘Selfing’ in The Times of India, 28 Mar 16
Navy wives (and probably their counterparts in the Army and the Air Force too) would be much excited to read the news. This is where the evolutionary process has reached so far in their alliance with their Navy husbands:
They meet their would be husbands in a party. He is handsome-looking and very gentlemanly and witty and therefore love blooms.
They start seeing each other in the evenings and whenever the occasions occur.
They proclaim that they cannot live without each other and exchange wedding vows.
They move into a one room house and it is fun and frolic for a few days. Just as she had imagined, he is great in bed too. She starts dreaming of having a child. Gods are kind and she has a baby even more handsome than her husband. But then, she notices that he starts cavorting with his first Love: the Navy; and she and the child are on their own.
She does everything to bring up the child (he, immersed in his never-ending nautical work, is often not even aware of how old his child or children are, what do they look like and what makes them happy) and is rewarded by his presence once in a blue moon.
Take my course mate LK, for example. N did everything for him; no, not the ‘selfing’, but practically everything else. From moving into a new house to asking MES personnel to repair this and that, arranging servants, parties, electricity, shopping, their daughter’s schooling to finally doing all the packing to move to a new station, N would do everything. LK would be too busy attending to the office work even at home.
Take my case. I had gone for a six month’s deputation to Spain, leaving Lyn in a hostile city called New Delhi and that too in a one room outhouse in Kotah House. We were to get an A-type accommodation (three things that were ultimate fantasies of Navy officers are: 1. A-type accommodation (lucky are those who get it before being transferred out of station). 2. A telephone with zero dialing facility (which means not just within the Navy but being able to contact the outside world too). 3. Transport. Nowadays, telephones is not such a big thing because of the ready availability of smart phones. However, accommodation and transport still continue being luxuries and hence fantasies). And, this allotment of A-type accommodation was to take place before being evicted out of the mess called Kotah House.
The before part didn’t take place when I was away abroad. Lyn and our two kids (Arjun 4 years and Arun 1 year old) were going to be on the road when she thought enough is enough and marched into CAO’s (Central Administrative Officer; the rank of a Major General) office. He admitted the fact, after consulting his officers, that yes I was on top of the roster for the last month or so but there was no suitable house available. He thought this would help him buy sometime and then he would think of what to do. But, evolutionary process, had taught Lyn many things even at that young age. She asked him if he could rent a tent to her and tell her where she could put it up since she was on the road with the two kids. By evening she moved into a house.
How did she learn all this? In my article ‘Indian Navy Is the Only Life That I have Known And Seen’, written about a year back, I had given glimpses of the automatic process through which Navy wives learn. I had also mentioned in ‘Lyn And I – Scene By Scene’, on the occasion of our wedding anniversary last year, that our first child was born when we were in mourning for my dad’s untimely death in a jeep accident and when the second child was born, she walked to the hospital on her own since my ship INS Ganga had sailed to Andaman and Nicobar islands with Rajiv and Sonia Gandhi and she (Lyn) was all by herself.
In the farewell speech of Admiral Nirmal Verma as the Chief of the Naval Staff, in Western Naval Command Officers’ Mess at Mumbai, he extolled the virtues of a happy married life. He said that he had learnt (this wisdom comes to us too late; at retirement time, most often than not) that we should spend much more time with our families than what we are spending now. Until we do, I guess, the ultimate fantasy of a Navy wife would be to assimilate the virtues of cichlid fish and do selfing so that her husband won’t have to do a thing towards raising their children!
And now, it is time for me to address my brethren in the Navy and by extension, in the IAF and the great Indian Army too:
Brothers,
Lets wake up. So far you have made your wives do everything at home whilst you earn your Vashisht Seva Medals, Ati Vashisht Seva Medals, and gallantry medals for service beyond the call of duty (whatever that means) at sea and in the offices ashore. She takes your children to the school, giving your name as the father and her name as the mother. She does the same with the ration card and any other card.
But, brothers; beware. The time is approaching when she would stop waiting for you, acts like the cichlid fish and then when she goes anywhere she would give her own name as both the father and the mother!
I agree with you that sailing merrily in your ships or flying your aircraft or being in your regiment/battalion is frightfully important and that the national security rests on your tiny shoulders. However, brothers, I saw Jim Carey’s ‘Liar, Liar’ the other day and in hindsight, I can tell you that there are a thousand ways to lie but only one way to the truth:
Act before it is too late.
Imagine how your children are going to feel the rest of their lives when they can smell that there is something fishy about how they were born!
Your brother-in-arms,
Sonbyanyname (sorry Sunbyanyname)
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As you are already aware, these blogs are being recreated from the posts on my Facebook page Lyrical wherein I started with this theme of giving you the best raaga based songs in Hindi movies on the 8th of Aug 2015. Presently, I am on my 19th Raaga: Raag Bhupali. I have already given you blogs on Raaga Bhairavi (Part I, II and III), Yaman or Kalyan (Part I, II and III), Jhinjhoti (Part I, II) and Darbari Kanada (Part I, II, and III) and Bhimpalasi (Part I and II) which make only five of the nineteen Raagas. This means that I am well behind schedule.
Anyway, lets start with our sixth Raaga here: Raag Khammaj.
Khamaj is one of the ten Thaats (parent scales) of Hindustani music. It is also a specific raaga within the Khamaj thaat. Raag Khamaj is a late evening raaga and is brought out rather elegantly in the light classical form of thumri. It has been a popular choice for film music as well. Devotion, beauty and the opulence of love are the basis of Raga Khamaj.
Khamaj is meant to be a complete surrender to the ultimate through the beauty of its melody. The beauty of Khamaj lies in the expression of love with the softest touch of heart.
Song #1 O sajana barkha bahaar aayi…
The romantic nature of the raaga is brought out by this delightful composition of Salil ChowdhuryO Sajna Barkha Bahar Aayi (the cover picture song). This song is supposed to have been set to the swishing of the wipers of an Ambassador car when the composer Salil Chowdhury was caught in a torrential downpour. The original version done in Bengali called Na Jeona was also sung by Lata Mangeshkar. She is said to have chosen this song when asked what is the one song she will take with her to a desert island!
The song is from the 1960 movie Parakh and is picturised on Sadhana. Shailendra is the lyricist.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: O sajana, barkha bahaar aayi…..
(o sajanaa, barakhaa bahaara aaI
rasa kii phuhaara laaI, a.Nkhiyo.n me pyaar laaI ) – 2
o sajanaa
tumako pukaare mere mana kaa papiharaa – 2
miiThii miiThii aganii me.n, jale moraa jiyaraa
o sajanaa …
(aisI rimajhima me.n o saajan, pyaase pyaase mere nayana
tere hii, khvaaba me.n, kho gae ) – 2
saa.nvalii salonii ghaTaa, jaba jaba chhaaI – 2
a.Nkhiyo.n me.n rainaa gaI, nindiyaa na aaI
o sajanaa …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSEV7-CqhwI
Song #2 Kuchh to log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kehna…
Salil da was not the only Bengali composer fond of Raag Khammaj. Rahul Dev Burman used the Raag for composing Aayo kahan se ghanshayaam in Buddha Mil Gaya. He used the same Raag twice in 1971 movie Amar Prem in the songs: Bada natkhat hai ye Krishan Kanhaiyya, and Kuchh to log kahenge.
Music Director Rahul Dev Burman
All three are beautiful compositions in Raag Khammaj. Lets take the last one as example. And not just because it is a good example of the Raag; but, also, the essence of the movie is in the song.
Anand Bakshi was the lyricist and the song was sung by Kishore Kumar for Rajesh Khanna. Of course the movie itself was made by a famous Bengali: Shakti Samanta and starred the great grand-daughter of Nobel Laureate Rabindra Nath Tagore: Sharmila Tagore.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Kuchh to log kahenge….
(kuchh to loga kahe.nge, logo.n kaa kaama hai kahanaa
chho.Do bekaara kii baato.n me.n kahii.n biita naa jaae rainaa ) – 2
kuchha to loga kahe.nge, logo.n kaa kaama hai kahanaa
kuchha riita jagata kii aisii hai, hara eka subaha kii shaama huii – 2
tU kauna hai, teraa naama hai kyaa, siitaa bhii yahaa.N badanaama huii
phira kyuu.N sa.nsaara kii baato.n se, bhiiga gaye tere nayanaa
kuchha to loga kahe.nge, logo.n kaa kaama hai kahanaa
chho.Do bekaara kii baato.n me.n kahii.n biita naa jaae rainaa
kuchha to loga kahe.nge …
hamako jo taane dete hai.n, hama khoe hai.n ina ra.ngaraliyo.n me.n – 2
hamane unako bhii chhupa chhupake, aate dekhaa ina galiyo.n me.n
ye sacha hai jhuuThii baata nahii.n, tuma bolo ye sacha hai naa
kuchha to loga kahe.nge, logo.n kaa kaama hai kahanaa
chho.Do bekaara kii baato.n me.n kahii.n biita naa jaae rainaa
kuchha to loga kahe.nge …
Song #3 Nazar laagi raja tore bangle pe….
We started with our fifth Raag; Raag Khammaj tonight and took the compositions of two Bengali composers: Salil Choudhury and Rahul Dev Burman.
Tonight, lets take another Bengali composer: RD Burman’s father: Sachin Dev Burman. This too is a lovely one from the 1958 movie Kaala Pani starring SD Burman’s favourite hero: Dev Anand with Madhubala and Nalini Jaywant in the role of a courtesan with a golden heart.
Music Director SD Burman
Lyrics are by Majrooh Sultanpuri and singer is Asha Bhosle.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Nazar laagi raja tore bangle par….
nazar laage raajaa tore ba.ngale par
jo mai.n hotii raajaa ban kii koyaliyaa
kuhuku rahatii raajaa tore ba.ngale par
jo mai.n hotii raajaa kaarii badariyaa
baras rahatii raajaa tore ba.ngale par
jo mai.n hotii raajaa belaa chameliaa
lipaT rahatii raajaa tore ba.ngale par
jo mai.n hotii raajaa terii dulhaniyaa
maTak rahatii raajaa tore ba.ngale par
Song #4 Dheere dheere machal ai dil-e-beqraar koi aata hai…
We started with our fifth Raaga: Raag Khammaj yesterday and took up the compositions of three Bengali music directors: Salil Choudhury, RD Burman and his father SD Burman.
Lets take the composition of the fourth Bengali music director, my favourite, Hemant Kumar.
Music Director and Singer Hemant Kumar
It is from the 1966 movie Anupama and the scene is picturised on the actress Surekha singing it for her husband Tarun Bose. You know the story after that. She gives birth to a child and dies. This child grows up into Sharmila Tagore. Tarun Bose, her father, hates her as being the cause of the death of his wife and she grows into a reclusive, introvert person.
Kaifi Azmi‘s lyrics are superb and so is Lata Mangeshkar‘s singing.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Dheere dheere machal ai dil-e-beqraar koi aata hai…..
dhiire dhiire machal ai dil-e-beqaraar
koii aataa hai
yuu.N ta.Dapake na ta.Dapaa mujhe baalamaa
koii aataa hai
dhiire dhiire …
usake daaman kii Kushabuu havaao.n me.n hai
usake kadamo.n kii aahaT fazaao.n me.n hai
mujhako karane de, karane de solah shri.ngaar
koii aataa hai
dhiire dhiire machal…
ruuThakar pahale jii bhar sataauu.Ngii mai.n
jab manaae.nge vo, maan jaauu.Ngii hai.n
mujhako karane de, karane de solah shringaar
koii aataa hai
dhiire dhiire machal…
mujhako chhune lagi.n usakii parchhaaiyaa.N
dilake nazdiik bajatii hai.n shahanaaiyaa.N
mere sapano.n ke aa.Ngan me.n gaataa hai pyaar
koii aataa hai
dhiire dhiire machal…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3RiMIAZ1vY
Song #5 Sajana saanjh bhayi….
Our fifth composer in Raag Khammaj is also Bengali: Anil Biswas, who made one of the earliest compositions in this Raag, in the 1942 movie Roti.
Anil Biswas with Lata Mangeshkar (Pic courtesy: Chndrakantha.com)
It is sung by Akhtaribai Faizabadi and lyrics were written by Safdar Aah. The song is picturised on Sitara Devi and you will love it!
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Sajana sanjh bhayi, aan milo…..
sajana sanjh bhayi
sajana sanjh bhayi
sajana sanjh bhayi
aan milo aan milo
sajana sanjh bhayi
sajana sanjh bhayi
sajana sanjh bhayi
aan milo aan milo
sajana sanjh bhayi
pihu pihu mor kare
dil mera shor kare
pihu pihu mor kare
dil mera shor kare
hasu piu re
bansi ki madhur taan milo
sajana sanjh bhayi
sajana sanjh bhayi
aan milo aan milo
sajana sanjh bhayi
Song #6 Ham apna unhe bana na sake….
I started with Salil da and then gave you four more compositions in Raag Khammaj of four more Bengali music directors: RD Burman, SD Burman, Hemant Kumar and Anil Biswas.
With Anil Biswas, since we went to as far back as 1942, I am reminded of another contemporary of his: Khemchand Prakash. He was born on 12 Dec 1907 (seven years before Anil Biswas) and died on 10 Aug 1950 (53 years before Anil Biswas). The decade of 1940s is regarded as the best decade in Hindi songs that started with KL Saigal and ended with Lata Mangeshkar coming up on the scene. Khemchand Prakash composed many of KL Saigal’s songs.
Music Director Khemchand Prakash
This one has been penned by Kedar Sharma and sung by KL Saigal. The name of this 1944 movie is Bhanwara.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Ham apna unhen bana naa sake….
ham apanaa unhe.n banaa na sake -2
kho kar bhii unako paa na sake -2
paa na sake
ham apanaa unhe.n banaa na sake -2
( gulashan se
gulashan se ham ukataaye the ) -2
us daam me.n pha.Nsane aaye the -2
saiyaad ko ye samajhaa na sake -2
samajhaa na sake
ham apanaa unhe.n banaa na sake -2
( yaado.n pe
yaado.n pe nichhaavar karate hai.n ) -2
marate hai.n zaalim marate hai.n -2
do lafz zabaa.N par laa na sake -2
laa na sake
ham laa na sake
ham apanaa unhe.n banaa na sake -2
##female voice## : achchhaa misTar pancham
aapane kabhii kisii se mohabbat kii hai
wo bole
wo bole
wo bole mohabbat kii hai kabhii
wo bole
wo bole
bole mohabbat kii hai kabhii
##laugh##
wo bole
wo bole
wo bole mohabbat kii hai kabhii
kyaa jaan kisii pe dii hai kabhii -2
dil chiir ke ham dikhalaa na sake -2
dikhalaa na sake
samajhaa na sake
ham apanaa unhe.n banaa na sake -2
Song #7 Kaise din beete kaise beeti ratiyan…
How would you like to have the sitar maestro Pandit Ravi Shankar composing in Raag Khammaj?
A young Pandit Ravi Shankar (Pic courtesy: artcreationforever.com)
It happened in 1960 movie Anuradha starring Balraj Sahni and Leela Naidu, one of the earliest movies about recognition of the role of woman in the couple’s well-being.
Lyrics are by Shailendra and the song has been sung by Lata Mangeshkar.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Kaise din beete kaise beeti ratiyan….
ha~~ay~
kaise din biite kaise biitii ratiyaa
piyaa jaane na
haay
nehaa lagaa ke mai.n pachhataa_ii
saarii saarii rainaa nindiyaa na aa_ii
jaan ke dekho mere jii kii batiyaa
piyaa jaane na
haay
kaise din biite kaise biitii ratiyaa
piyaa jaane na
rut matavaalii aa ke chalii jaaye
man me.n hii mere man kii rahii jaaye
khilane ko tarase nanhii nanhii kaliyaa.N
piyaa jaane na
haay
kaise din biite kaise biitii ratiyaa
piyaa jaane na
kajaraa na sohe gajaraa na sohe
barakhaa na bhaaye badaraa na sohe
kyaa kahuu.N jo puuchhe mose morii sakhiyaa.N
piyaa jaane na
haay
kaise din biite kaise biitii ratiyaa
piya jaane na
Song #8 Nain ladh jayi hai….
As I have mentioned several times, the best songs in Hindi movies have been put together by the quartet of Shakeel Badayuni as lyricist, Naushad Ali as composer, Mohammad Rafi as singer and Dilip Kumar as actor.
Music Director Naushad Ali with Singer Mohammad Rafi and Lyricist Shakeel Badayuni
Here is one from the 1961 movie Ganga Jamuna starring Vyjayanthimala with Dilip Kumar.
Enjoy Dilip Kumar’s super dancing with this.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Nain ladh jaiin hai…
nain la.D jai.nhe to manavaa me.n kasak hoibe karii
prem kaa chhuTi hai paTaakhaa to dhamak hoibe karii
nain la.D jai.nhe …
ruup ko manamaa basaibaa to buraa kaa ho_ii hai
tohuu se priit lagaibaa to buraa kaa ho_ii hai
prem kii nagarii ma kuchh hamaraa bhii haq hoibe karii
nain la.D jai.nhe …
ho_ii gavaa man maa more tichh.rii najar kaa hallaa
gorii ko dekhe binaa ni.ndiyaa na aavai hamakaa
phaa.Ns lagii hai to karejavaa ma khaTak hoibe karii
nain la.D jai.nhe …
aa.Nkh mil gayii hai sajaniyaa se to naachan lagii hai
pyaar kii miiThii gajal manavaa bhii gaavan lagii hai
jhaa.Njh bajii hai to kamariyaa ma lachak hoibe karii
nain la.D jai.nhe …
nainaa jab la.Dii hai to bhaiyyaa man me.n kasak hoibe karii
thaik thaik tik thaa
hoy hoy hoy!
man le gayii re dhobaniyaa raamaa kaisaa jaaduu Daar ke
kaisaa jaaduu Daar ke re, kaisaa Tonaa Daar ke
man le gayii re dhobaniyaa raamaa kaisaa jaaduu Daar ke
man le gayii re dhobaniyaa raamaa kaisaa jaaduu Daar ke
Song #9 Ab kyaa misaal doon main tere shabaab ki…
Every time I listen to Roshan‘s compositions, I am stunned by their beauty.
Roshan’s full name was Roshanlal Nagrath. He was born on 14th Jul 1917 in Gujranwala, Punajab (now part of Pakistan). He was the father of the actor and film director Rakesh Roshan and music director Rajesh Roshan and paternal grandfather of actor Hritik Roshan.
Music Director Roshan with Mohammad Rafi to his left, and wife and sons Rakesh and Rajesh Roshan to his right. (Pic courtesy: ibnlive.in)
In 1948, Roshan came to Bombay to find work as a Hindi film music director and became Assistant to Music Composer Khawaja Khurshid Anwar in film Singaar. He struggled until meeting Kidar Sharma, who gave him the job of composing for his film Neki aur Badi (1949). While this film was a flop, Roshan emerged as a player on the Hindi film music scene with the film Baawre Nain, released the following year.
This one is from 1962 movie Aarti. Majrooh was the lyricist and Mohammad Rafi sang for Pradeep Kumar who addressed the song to his beloved Meena Kumari.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Ab kyaa misaal doon main tumhaare shabaab ki…
ab kyaa misaal duu.N mai.n tumhaare shabaab kii
inasaan ban ga_ii hai kiraN maahataab kii
ab kyaa misaal duu.N …
chehare me.n ghul gayaa hai hasii.n chaa.Ndanii kaa nuur
aa.Nkho.n me.n hai chaman kii javaa.N raat kaa suruur
garadan hai ek jhukii huii Daalii gulaab kii
ab kyaa misaal duu.N …
gesuu khule to shaam ke dil se dhuaa.N uThe
chhuule kadam to jhuk ke na phir aasmaa.N uThe
sau baar jhilamilaaye shamaa aafataab kii
ab kyaa misaal duu.N …
diivaar-o-dar kaa ra.ng, ye aa.Nchal, ye pairahan
ghar kaa mere chiraaG hai buuTaa sa ye badan
tasaviir ho tumhii.n mere jannat ke Kvaab kii
ab kyaa misaal duu.N …
Song #10 Shaam dhale Jamuna kinaare….
This one is a favourite of mine from the 1970 movie Pushpanjali starring Sanjay Khan and Naina. It is by the most versatile combination ever of a lyricist and music director: Anand Bakshi and Laxmikant Pyarelal. The song or rather the enchanting bhajan has been sung by Manna Dey and Lata Mangeshkar.
Anand Bakshi with Laxmikant Pyarelal(Pic courtesy: hindilyrics.net)
shaam Dhale jamunaa kinaare kinaare
aajaa raadhe aajaa tohe shyaam pukaare
kabhii ruke kabhii chale raadhaa chorii chorii
piyaa kahe aa jiyaa maane nahii.n gorii
shaam Dhale …
raadhaa sharamaaye manavaa ghabaraaye
paniyaa bharane ko jaaye na jaaye
haiyaa ho …
kha.Dii soye bR^ijabaalaa bR^ij me.n hai horii
kaanhaa ra.ng de.nge tohe haay barajorii
log kare.nge ye ishaare ishaare
aajaa raadhe aajaa …
ko ii kahe shyaam se naa baa.nsurii bajaaye
chain kisii kaa jo chitachor na churaaye
Dagamag Dole jiyaa kii naiyaa
chale jab puravaiyaa chhe.De ba.nsii kanhaiyaa
jaaduu bhare nainaa Daare nainan kii Dorii
soye saaraa jag jaage ek chakorii
raat kaTe gin gin ke taare taare
aajaa raadhe aajaa …
panaghaTa pe sakhiyaa.n karatii hai batiyaa.n
mohan se laagii raadhaa kii akhiiyaa.N
jo bhii mile yahii puuchhe sun o kishorii
ga ii kahaa.N nindiyaa re bindiyaa torii
raam qasam chhe.De.nge saare saare
aajaa raadhe aayaa …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM9CHdpk-9Q
Song #11 Main zindagi ka saath nibhata chala gaya…
How about Jaidev composing in Raag Khammaj. He did it with a very famous song of Dev Anand in the 1961 movie Hum Dono in which Dev Anand had a double role (both as Army officers: a major and a captain having been posted to Burma; he having chosen to become an Army officer in order to prove to his beloved Sadhana’s father that he could become somebody) with Sadhana and Nanda.
Music Director Jaidev Verma (Pic courtesy: mid-day.com)
Sahir Ludhianvi was the lyricist and the song was sung by Mohammad Rafi.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Main zindagi kaa saath nibhata chala gaya…
mai.n zi.ndagii kaa saath nibhaataa chalaa gayaa
har fikr ko dhu.Ne.n me.n u.Daataa chalaa gayaa
jo mil gayaa usii ko muqaddar samajh liyaa – 2
jo kho gayaa mai.n usako bhulaataa chalaa gayaa
mai.n zi.ndagii…
Gam aur khushii me.n fark na mahasuus ho jahaa.N – 2
mai.n dil ko us muqaam pe laataa chalaa gayaa
mai.n zi.ndagii…
Song #12 Mere to Giridhar Gopal…..
Why am I giving you so many bhajans in this Raag? The simplest explanations are: One, I am fond of bhajans; and two, Raag Khammaj is the raag of devotion, of total surrender to the Creator.
Who can epitomise this devotion more than Meerabai who was born a Rajasthani princess and who renounced everything in her devotion for Krishna?
This is from the 1979 movie Meera that starred Hema Malini in the title role. Pandit Ravi Shankar composed the lyrics of Meerabai (one of the over 3000 she wrote) into this beautiful bhajan. And who better to sing it than Vani Jairam, who has made a name for herself in classical singing.
Meerabai in her devotion to Lord Krishna (Pic courtesy: www.drikpanchang.com)
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Mere to Giridhar Gopal….
Mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
jako sar mor mukat mere pati wohi
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
koi kahe karo koi kahe goro
koi kahe karo koi kahe goro
mero kai ankhiyo khol
koi kahe halko koi kahe baharo
koi kahe halko koi kahe baharo
hiyo hai taraju tol
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
koi kahe chane koi kahe chaine
koi kahe chane koi kahe chaine
miyo hai bajuanta dhol
tan ka gahna sab kuch dina
tan ka gahna sab kuch dina
diya hai bajuband khol
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
jako sar mor mukat mere pati wohi
mere to girdhar gopal dusro na koi
Song #13 Vaishnav jan to tene kahiye je…
This is not a Hindi movie song. But since I just now gave you a Meera bhajan, it would be appropriate to give you the best bhajan composed in this Raag.
Vaishnava Jana To is one of the most popular Hindu bhajans, written in the 15th century by the poet Narsinh Mehta in the Gujarati language. The bhajan was included in Mahatma Gandhi’s daily prayer. The bhajan speaks about the life, ideals and mentality of a Vaishnava Jana (meaning: a follower of Lord Vishnu).
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Vaishnav janato….
Vaishnav jan to tene kahiye je
[One who is a Vaishnav]
PeeD paraayi jaaNe re
[Knows the pain of others]
Par-dukhkhe upkaar kare toye
[Does good to others, esp. to those ones who are in misery]
Man abhimaan na aaNe re
[Does not let pride enter his mind]
Vaishnav…
SakaL lok maan sahune vande
[A Vaishnav, Tolerates and praises the the entire world]
Nindaa na kare keni re
[Does not say bad things about anyone]
Vaach kaachh man nishchaL raakhe
[Keeps his/her words, actions and thoughts pure]
Dhan-dhan janani teni re
[O Vaishnav, your mother is blessed (dhanya-dhanya)]
Vaishnav…
Sam-drishti ne trishna tyaagi
[A Vaishnav sees everything equally, rejects greed and
avarice]
Par-stree jene maat re
[Considers some one else’s wife/daughter as his mother]
Jivha thaki asatya na bole
[The toungue may get tired, but will never speak lies]
Par-dhan nav jhaalee haath re
[Does not even touch someone else’s property]
Vaishnav…
Moh-maaya vyaape nahi jene
[A Vaishnav does not succumb to worldly attachments]
DriDh vairaagya jena man maan re
[Who has devoted himself to stauch detachment to worldly
pleasures]
Ram naam shoon taaLi laagi
[Who has been edicted to the elixir coming be the name of
Ram]
SakaL tirath tena tan maan re
[For whom all the religious sites are in the mind]
Vaishnav…
VaN-lobhi ne kapaT-rahit chhe
[Who has no greed and deciet]
Kaam-krodh nivaarya re
[Who has renounced lust of all types and anger]
BhaNe Narsaiyyo tenun darshan karta
[The poet Narsi will like to see such a person]
KuL ekoter taarya re
[By who’s virtue, the entire family gets salvation]
Vaishnav…
Song #14 Chand akela jaaye sakhi ri….
(Since I give you three songs everyday, we are recently two songs short. That happened because I was away to Goa for my course reunion and for two consecutive days I posted only two songs each day instead of usual three.
I shall make up for that by posting five tonight.)
The first one has been very popular but a rare combination. It was penned by Dr Rahi Masoom Reza. He was a poet, novelist, lyricist and even wrote dialogues in Hindi movies. We know him better as the script writer for the popular TV serial Mahabharat.
Dr Rahi Masoom Raza (Pic courtesy: buzzintown.com)
The composer for this song was Jaidev and singer Yesudas. It is from the 1977 movie Alaap, most of whose songs are based on classical raagas.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Chand akela jaaye sakhi ri….
vo bairaagii vo manabhaavan
kab aayegaa more aa.Ngan
itanaa to batalaaye rii
sakhii rii, sakhii rii, o sakhii rii
chaa.Nd akelaa …
a.ng a.ng me.n holii dahake
man me.n belaa chamelii mahake
ye R^it kyaa kahalaaye rii
bhaabhii rii, bhaabhii rii, o bhaabhii rii
chaa.Nd akelaa …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7a9wYW_hQ
Song #15 Deewana mastana hua dil jaane kahan hoke bahaar aayi….
Whenever I have put up this song in the past I have brought out the spontaneous chemistry that existed between Dev Anand and all his heroines. All of them gave their best performances with him.
Here, in this song, the heroine with him is Suchitra Sen and the name of this 1960 movie is Bambai Ka Babu. Lyrics are by Majrooh Sultanpuri and the composer is SD Burman.
Lyricist Majrooh Sultanpuri
The duet is between Asha Bhosle and Mohammad Rafi singing for Suchitra Sen and Dev Anand.
aashaa: aaaa aa aa …
pa ma ga ma re ga pa ma ga ma, aaaa aa …
saa nii dha pa ma ga re saa nii nii nii …
diivaanaa, mastaanaa, huaa dil,
jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
tan ko chhue, chhue ghaTa kaalI
chhe.De lahar, lahar matavaalI
tan ko chhue …
o ho tan ko chhue, chue ghaTa kaalI
chhe.De lahar, lahar matavaalI
baat koI anjaanaaa
diivaanaa, mastaanaa, huaa dil,
jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
o ho ho kuchh anakahii, kahe, merii chitavan
bole jiyaa, likhe merii dha.Dakan, kuchh anakahii …
o ho ho kuchh anakahii, kahe, mere chitavan
bole jiyaa, likhe merii dha.Dakan
ek nayaa afasaanaa …
rafii: diivaanaa, mastaanaa, huaa dil,
jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
o o oo
jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
% pa ma ga ma ri ga pa ma ga ma.
%aashaa(mockingly:)
% pa ma ga ma ri ga pa ma ga ma.
%rafii: aaa aa aa aa aa..
% sa ni da pa ma ga re sa ni ni ni
% diivaana, mastanaa hua dil
% jaane kahaan hoke bahaar aaii
rafii: o ho o saavan lagaa, machal gae baadal
aashaa: dekhuu.N jise, huaa vahii paagal
rafii: saavan lagaa, machal gae baadal
aashaa: dekhuu.N jise, huaa vahii paagal
rafii: kaun huaa diivaanaa …
aashaa: diivaanaa, mastaanaa huaa dil
rafii: diivaanaa mastaanaa huaa dil
aashaa: jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii aa aa aa …
rafii: jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
ho oo, jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
aashaa: aa aa aa, jaane kahaa.N hoke bahaar aaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf7PBnFrH5A
Song #16 Piya tose naina laage re…
It would have occurred to you so far that the best songs composed in Raag Khammaj have been composed by Bengali composers. There are more.
This one too is by SD Burman and this too is from a Dev Anand movie, his classic: Guide based on a story by RK Narayan. This time the lyricist is Shailendra and singer Lata Mangeshkar singing for Waheeda Rehman.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Piya tose naina laage re…..
piyaa tose nainaa laage re, nainaa laage re
jaane kyaa ho ab aage re, nainaa laage re
piyaa tose nainaa laage re, nainaa laage re
ho, jag ne utaare ho, dharatii pe taare,
par man meraa murajhaaye
ho, un bin aa_ii ho, aisii dIvaalii
milaneko jiyaa tarasaaye, aa saajan paayal pukaare
jhanaka jhan jhan jhanaka jhan jhan, piyaa tose
piyaa tose nainaa …
bhor kii belaa suhaanii, nadiyaa ke tiire
bhar ke gAgar jis gha.Dii mai.n chaluu.N dhiire dhiire
tum pe nazar jab aa_ii, jaane kyo.n baj uThe ka.nganaa
chhanaka chhan chhan chhanaka chhan chhan, piyaa tose
piyaa tose nainaa …
ho, aa, ho, aaI holii aaI ho, sab ra.ng laaI
bin tere holii bhii na bhaae, ho
bhar pichakaarii, ho, sakhiyo.n ne maarii
bhiigii morii saarii hay hay,
tan-badan meraa kaa.npe thar-thar
dhinaka dhin dhin dhinaka dhin dhin, piyaa tose
piyaa tose nainaa …
raat ko jab chaa.Nd chamake jal uThe tan meraa
mai.n kahuu.N mat karo cha.ndaa is galii kaa pheraa
aanaa meraa saiyaa.N jab aae
chamakanaa us raat ko jab
mile.nge tan-man mile.nge tan-man,
piyaa tose
piyaa tose nainaa …
piyaa
ho ho piyaa ## (chorus) ## …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i493uN6YHk
Song #17 Khat likh de saanwariyake naam babu…
The last song was one of the best dancing numbers of Guide with Waheeda as the dancer. That reminds me of the dancing queen Asha Parekh and how one of her best dancing numbers is also composed in Raag Khammaj.
It is from the 1966 movie Aaye Din Bahar Ke, a movie that she did with Dharmendra as the hero. The song was put together by Anand Bakshi, Laxmikant Pyarelal and Asha Bhosle.
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Khat likh de saanwariya ke naam babu….
ye saavan kii raate.n
dekh le merii ye bechainii
aur likh de do baate.n …
khat likh de saa.nvariyaa ke naam baabuu
kore kaagaz pe likh de salaam baabuu
(vo maan jaae.nge, pahachaan jaae.nge
kaise hotii hai subah se shaam baabuu ) – 2
khat likh de …
saare vaade nikale jhuuThe
saamane ho to koii unase ruuThe
le gaI bairan shahar piyaa ko
raam kare ki aisii naukarii chhuuTe
unhe.n jisane banaayaa gulaam baabuu
kore kaagaz pe likh de salaam baabuu
vo jaan jaae.nge, pahachaan jaae.nge
kaise hotii hai subah se shaam baabuu
jab aae.nge sajanaa mere
khan khan khanake.nge ka.Nganaa mere
paas galI me.n ghar hai merA
us din tU bhI AnA a.Nganaa mere
kuchh tujhako mai.n dU.NgI InAm bAbU
kore kAgaz pe likh de salAm bAbU
vo jAn jaae.nge, pahachaan jaae.nge
kaise hotii hai subah se shaam baabuu
khat likh de …
aur bahut kuchh hai likhavaanaa
kaise bataa duu.N tujhe tuu begaanaa
sharm se aa.Nkhe.n jhuk jaae.ngii
dha.Dak uThegaa moraa dil diivaanaa
bas aage nahii.n teraa kaam baabuu
kore kaagaz pe likh de salaam baabuu
vo maan jaae.nge, pahachaan jaae.nge
kaise hotii hai subah se shaam baabuu
khat likh de …
Song #18 Jaao re jogi tum jaao re…
If you have been alert, you would have noticed that even though I have come to the end of the most popular songs in Raag Khammaj (we are on the last 18th song now), I haven’t given you a song composed by Shankar Jaikishen.
This was deliberate. I wanted to give you this from the 1966 movie Amrapali right in the end so that the flavor stays with you. The movie starred Vyjayanthimala in her most sensuous role and Sunil Dutt.
It was based on the life of Amrapali (Ambapali), the nagarvadhu (royal courtesan) of Vaishali in present day Bihar, the capital of the Licchavi republic in ancient India around 500 BC and Ajatashatru, the Haryanka dynasty king of the Magadha empire, who falls in love with her. Though he destroys Vaishali to get her, she in the meantime has been transformed by her encounter with Gautama Buddha, of whom she becomes a disciple and an Arahant herself. Her story finds mention in old Pali texts and Buddhist traditions.
Lyrics are by Shailendra and voice is that of Lata Mangeshkar.
Lyricist Shailendra
Please enjoy in Raag Khammaj: Jaao re jogi tum jaao re….
jaao re, jogii tum jaao re
ye hai premiyo.n kii nagarii
yahaa.N prem hii hai puujaa
jaao re …
prem kii pii.Daa sachchaa sukh hai
prem binaa ye jiivan dukh hai – 2
jaao re …
jiivan se kaisaa chhuTakaaraa
hai nadiyaa ke saath kinaaraa – 2
jaao re …
GYaan ki to hai siimaa GYaanii
gaagar me.n saagar kaa paanii – 2
jaao re …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELUCBL1hL4
That brings us to the end of the Best Songs in Hindi Movies based on Raag Khammaj. Please await songs based on our seventh Raag Pilu or Peelu.
हम एक, हमारी एक……….. ज़िन्दगी,
कभी एक दूजे की, कभी खुदा की बंदगी I
पैंतीस साल पहले जो मांगी थी दुआ,
उसी का तो अब तक है सिलसिला,
नज़रों का एक होना तो सुनते आये थे,
पर यहाँ तो दिल, ख्वाब, सब एक हुआ I
हम एक, हमारी एक ………….पहचान,
एक दूसरे में बस्ती है अपनी जान I
गरीब थे हम, पर बने रहे अमीर,
हम ही तो थे कल के राँझा और हीर,
दोस्तों ने जिन्हे हमें धनि बनाया,
कहा: “यही तो हैं प्यार की तस्वीर” I
हम एक, हमारी एक ……….. कोशिश,
क्या खूब बनी प्यार की बन्दिश I
ज़िन्दगी में आये कई चढ़ाव उतार,
हम एक संग पहुंचे उनके पार,
ऐसे ही बनी रहे हमारी छोटी सी ज़िन्दगी,
ऐसे ही बना रहे हमारा छोटा सा परिवार I
हम एक, हमारी एक ………. दास्तान,
तू मेरा जहान, मैं तेरा जहान I
कई बरस बाद, हम हवा में समा जाएंगे,
किसी को फिर नज़र नहीं आएंगे,
पर फिर भी देखना लोग भूलेंगे नहीं,
जब प्यार का ज़िक्र हो, हम याद आएंगे I
हम एक, हमारी एक ……… फ़रियाद,
प्यार हमारा बना रहे, मरने के भी बाद I
Ham ek, hamari ek ………. zindagi,
Kabhi ek duje ki, kabhi khuda ki bandagi.
Paintees saal pehle jo maangi thi duaa,
Usi ka to ab taq hai silsila,
Nazaron ka ek hona to sunate aaye the,
Par yahan to dil, khwaab, sab ek huaa.
Ham ek, hamaari ek ………. pehchaan,
Ek doosre mein basti hai apani jaan.
Ghareeb the hum par bane rahe ameer,
Hum hi to the, kal ke Ranjha aur Heer,
Doston ne jinhe hamen dhani banaaya,
Kaha: “Yahi to hai pyaar ki tasveer”
Hum ek, hamaari ek …….. koshish,
Kyaa khoob bani pyaar ki bandish.
Zindagi mein aaye kayi chadhaav utaar,
Hum ek sang pahunche unake paar,
Ek hi bani rahe hamaari chhoti si zindagi,
Ek hi bana rahe hamaara chhota sa parivaar.
Hum ek, hamaari ek …….. dastaan,
Tu meraa jahaan, main tera jahaan.
Kayi baras baad, hum hawa mein samaa jaayenge,
Kisi ko phir nazar nahin aayenge,
Par phir bhi dekhana, log bhulenge nahin,
Jab pyaar ka zikr ho, hum yaad aayenge.
Hum ek, hamaari ek …… fariyaad,
Pyaar hamaara bana rahe, marne ke bhi baad.
As you are already aware, these blogs are being recreated from the posts on my Facebook page Lyrical wherein I started with this theme of giving you the best raaga based songs in Hindi movies on the 8th of Aug 2015. Presently, I am on my 18th Raaga: Raag Asavari. I have already given you blogs on Raaga Bhairavi (Part I, II and III), Yaman or Kalyan (Part I, II and III), Jhinjhoti (Part I, II) and Darbari Kanada (Part I, II) and Bhimpalasi (Part I and II) which make only five of the eightteen Raagas. This means that I am well behind schedule.
Anyway, lets start with Part III our fourth Raaga here: Raag Darbari Kanada that I have neglected to give you so far.
After Bhairavi and Yaman or Kalyan, I have chosen to give you songs composed in Raag Darbari Kanada. Darbari Kanada, or simply Darbari, (pronounced darbāri kānada), is a raga in the Kanada family, which is thought to have originated in Carnatic music and brought into North Indian music by Miyan Tansen, the legendary 16th-century composer in emperor Akbar’s court. This tradition is reflected in the name itself; Darbar is the Persian derived word in Hindi meaning “court.” As the most familiar raga in the Kanada family, it may sometimes also be called Shuddha Kanada or pure Kanada. It belongs to the Asavari thaat.
It is also sometimes written as Durbari and Durbarikanada.
Lets recommence listening to Raag Darbari Kanada based songs. We have so far listened to the following in Part I:
Dekha hai pehli baar saajan ki aankhon mein pyaar.
Pag ghungroo baandh Meera naachi thi.
Kitana haseen hai mausam.
Mitwa laut aaye ri.
Hungama hai kyun barpa thodi si jo pi hai.
Aap ki nazaron ne samajha pyaar ke kaabil mujhe.
Yaad mein teri jaag jaag ke hum.
Sau baar janam lenge.
A total of 24 songs so far. Lets listen to the songs in the final part:
Song #25 Mujhe tumase kuchh bhi naa chaahiye…
The last few days of songs based on Raag Darbari Kanada. Lets late another composition of Shankar Jaikishen. Kanhaiyya was the name of this Raj Kapoor 1959 movie, which starred him opposite Nutan. As with most SJ songs, Shailendra was the lyricist and Mukesh the singer.
mujhe tum se kuchh bhii na chaahiye
mujhe mere haal pe chho.D do
mujhe mere haal pe chho.D do
meraa dil agar koii dil na thaa
use mere saamane to.D do
mujhe tum se kuchh bhii …
mai.n ye bhuul jaa_uu.Ngaa zi.ndagii
kabhii muskuraayii thii pyaar me.n
mai.n ye bhuul jaa_uu.Ngaa meraa dil
kabhii khil uThaa thaa bahaar me.n
jinhe.n is jahaa.N ne bhulaa diyaa
meraa naam un me.n hii jo.D do
mujhe tum se kuchh bhii …
tumhe.n apanaa kahane kii chaah me.n
kabhii ho sake na kisii ke ham
yahii dad.r mere jigar me.n hai
mujhe maar Daalegaa bas ye Gam
mai.n vo gul huu.N jo na khilaa kabhii
mujhe kyo.n na shaaK se to.D do
mujhe tum se kuchh bhii …
Song #26 Ai dil mujhe aisi jagah le chal jahan koi naa ho…
Another sad song set in Raag Darbari. This time, by Anil Biswas. This has Majrooh‘s lyrics and Talat Mehmood‘s voice. The name of this 1950 movie is Arzoo starring Dilip Kumar, Kamini Kaushal and Shashikala.
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari: Ai dil mujhe aisi jagah le chal jahan koi na ho…..
ai dil mujhe aisii jagah le chal jahaa.N koI na ho
apanaa paraayaa meharabaa.n naa-meharabaa.n koI na ho
ai dil mujhe aisii jagah le chal
jaa kar kahii.n kho jaauu.N mai.n, nii.nd aae aur so jaauu.N mai.n
nii.nd aae aur so jaauu.N mai.n
duniyaa mujhe Dhuu.NDhe magar meraa nishaa.n koI na ho
ai dil mujhe aisii jagah le chal
ulfat kaa badalaa mil gayaa, vo Gam luTaa vo dil gayaa
vo Gam luTaa vo dil gayaa
chalanaa hai sab se duur duur ab kaaravaa.n koI na ho
apanaa paraayaa meharabaa.n naa-meharabaa.n koI na ho
ai dil mujhe aisii jagah le chal jahaa.N koI na ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djAICyLSy9E
Song #27 Raha gardishon mein hardam…
Lets listen to this beautiful composition by Ravi. It has some of the finest lyrics by Shakeel Badayuni. The name of this 1966 movie starring Manoj Kumar, Asha parekh and Simi Grewal is Do Badan and the singer is Mohammad Rafi.
Do Badan had some of the finest songs penned by Shakeel, with really soul stirring music by Ravi. Have a look:
Bharii duniyaa me.n aaKir dil ko samajhaane kahaa.N jaae.n
Jab chalii ThaNDii havaa, jab uThii kaalii ghaTaa
Lo aa gayii unakii yaad, vo nahii.n aaye
Mat ja_iiyo naukariyaa chho.D ke
Nasiib me.n jisake jo likhaa thaa
Rahaa gardisho.n me.n haradam, mere ishq kaa sitaaraa
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Raha gardishon mein hardam mere ishq ka sitaara…..
Rahaa gardisho.n me.n haradam mere ishq kaa sitaaraa
kabhii Dagamagaayii kashtii, kabhii luT gayaa kinaaraa
koii dil kaa khel dekhe, ki muhabbato.n kii baazii
vo qadam qadam pe jiite, mai.n qadam qadam pe haaraa
ye hamaarii badanasiibii jo nahii.n to aur kyaa hai
ki usii ke ho gaye ham, jo na ho sakaa hamaaraa
pa.De jab Gamo.n ke paale, rahe miTake miTanevaale
jise maut bhii na puuchhaa, use zi.ndagii ne maaraa
Song #28 Agar mujhase mohabbat hai…
Last year I took up seeing old Hindi movies on my computer; movies that I had missed seeing during my youth. The 1964 movie Aap Ki Parchhayian was selected by me because of what I regard as the second best Mohammad Rafi song after Mere mehboob tujhe: Main nigaahen tere chehre se hataaun kaise? I have already given you that song having been composed in Raag Darbari Kanada by the maestro Madan Mohan on Raja Mehdi Ali Khan’s lyrics.
This is the second song of the movie composed in the same Raaga.
The movie was nothing great. However, sometimes in average movies or below average movies, you come across great songs. A real good example is a superb composition by Salil da in the Dev Anand and Mala Sinha movie Maya that can best be described as below average.
Dharmendra and Shashikala acted in Aap Ki Parchhayian.
Please enjoy Lata Mangeshkar sing in Raag Darbari Kanada: Agar mujhase muhabbat hai mujhe sab apane gham de do…
agar mujh se muhabbat hai mujhe sab apane Gam de do
in aa.Nkho.n kaa har ik aa.Nsuu mujhe merii qasam de do
agar mujh se …
tumhaare Gam ko apanaa Gam banaa luu.N to qaraar aae
tumhaaraa dard siine me.n chhupaa luu.N to qaraar aae
vo har shay jo tumhe.n dukh de mujhe mere sanam de do
agar mujh se …
shariik-e-zi.ndagii ko kyuu.N shariik-e-Gam nahii.n karate
dukho.n ko baa.NT kar kyuu.N in dukho.n ko kam nahii.n karate
ta.Dap is dil kii tho.Dii sii mujhemere sanam de do
agar mujh se …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfDf-IrA5oQ
Song #29 Muhabbat ki jhooti kahaani pe roye….
There was something special about the 1960 magnum-opus Mughal-e-Azam directed by K Asif, even though the Indian audiences had seen the love story between Prince Salim (son of Emperor Akbar) and Anarkali (a courtesan in the emperor’s court) seven years earlier in the 1953 movie Anarkali starring Beena Roy in the title role with Pradeep Kumar as Salim. That movie itself had some outstanding songs penned by Rajinder Krishan with music by C Ramchandra.
However, Mughal-e-Azam was special. For one thing, it was the highest budgeted movies ever. Secondly, K Asif was a perfectionist and wanted to get everything right.
Mughal-e-Azam was the first black and white movie to be given a re-release in 2002 after its digital colorisation.
One important aspect of the movie was its songs penned by Shakeel Badayuni and composed by Naushad Ali. Have a look at the songs:
1.
“Mohe Panghat Pe”
Lata Mangeshkar and chorus
04:02
2.
“Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya”
Lata Mangeshkar and chorus
06:21
3.
“Mohabbat Ki Jhooti”
Lata Mangeshkar
02:40
4.
“Humen Kash Tumse Mohabbat”
Lata Mangeshkar
03:08
5.
“Bekas Pe Karam Keejeye”
Lata Mangeshkar
03:52
6.
“Teri Mehfil Mein”
Lata Mangeshkar, Shamshad Begum and chorus
05:05
7.
“Ye Dil Ki Lagi”
Lata Mangeshkar
03:50
8.
“Ae Ishq Yeh Sab Duniyawale”
Lata Mangeshkar
04:17
9.
“Khuda Nigehbaan”
Lata Mangeshkar
02:52
10.
“Ae Mohabbat Zindabad”
Mohammed Rafi and chorus
05:03
11.
“Prem Jogan Ban Ke”
Bade Ghulam Ali Khan
05:03
12.
“Shubh Din Aayo Raj Dulara”
Bade Ghulam Ali Khan
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Muhabbat ki jhooti kahaani pe roye…
muhabbat kI jhUThI kahAnI pe roye
ba.DI choT khAI (javAnI pe roye – 2)
muhabbat kI jhUThI …
na sochA na samajhA, na dekhA na bhAlA
terI ArazU ne, hame.n mAr DAlA
tere pyAr kI meharabAnI pe roye, roye
muhabbat kI jhUThI …
khabar kyA thI ho.nTho.n ko sInA pa.DegA
muhabbat chhupA ke bhI, jInA pa.DegA
jiye to magar zindagAnI pe roye, roye
muhabbat kI jhUThI …
Song #30 Guzre hain aaj ishq mein hum us maqaam se….
Talking about the combine of Shakeel Badayuni and Naushad Ali (the latter having been responsible for getting the former into the movies), there is another movie in which their songs are sublime. It is the 1966 movie Dil Diya Dard Liya starring Dilip Kumar, Waheeda Rehman and Pran.
Its songs are amongst the finest ever made by the combine:
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Guzre hain aaj ishq mein ham us maqaam se….
guzare hai.n aaj ishq me.n ham us maqaam se
nafarat sii ho ga_ii hai muhabbat ke naam se
hamako na ye gumaan thaa, o sa.ngadil sanam
raah-e-vafaa se tere bahak jaae.nge qadam
chhalakegaa zahar bhii terii aa.Nkho.n ke jaam se
o bevafaa teraa bhii yuu.N hii TuuT jaae dil
tuu bhii ta.Dap-ta.Dap ke pukaare haay dil
teraa bhii saamanaa ho kabhii, Gam kii shaam se
ham vo nahii.n jo pyaar me.n rokar guzaar de.n
parachhaaI.n bhii ho terii to Thokar se maar de.n
vaaqif hai.n ham bhii Kuub har ek i.ntaqaam se
Song #31 Chandi ki deewar na todi, pyaar bhara dil tod diya…
The 1969 movie Vishwas starred Jeetendra and Aparna Sen besides Bharat Bhushan, Kamini Kaushal, and Rajendra Nath.
The best thing about the movie was the songs. Penned by Gulshan Bawra and composed by Kalyanji Anandji, the songs were all super hits:
Aapase hamako bichha.De huye
Bhuul jaa jo dekhataa hai kyuu.N hai dekhaa bhuul jaa
Chaa.Ndii kii diivaar na to.Dii, pyaar bharaa dil to.D diyaa
Dhol bajaa Dhol Dhol jaaniyaa … zi.ndagii ke saaz pe naacho
Le chal mere jiivan saathii … pyaar hii pyaar hai jahaa.n
Saawan kii rut bhaaye sajanawaa
Please enjoy Mukesh sing: Chandi ki deewar na todi pyaar bhara dil tod diya…
chandi ki divar na todi, pyar bhara dil tod diya
ik dhanavan ki beti ne, nirdhan ka daman tod diya
chandi ki
kal tak jisane qasame khai, dukh me sath nibhane ki
aj vo apane sukh ki khatir, ho gai ik begane ki
shahanaiyo ki guj me dabake, rah gai ah divane ki
dhanavano ne divane ka, gam se rishta jod diya
ik dhanavan ki beti ne, nirdhan ka daman tod diya
chandi ki
ye kya samajhe pyar ko jinaka, sab kuchh chandi sona hai
dhanavano ki is duniya me, dil to ek khilauna hai
sadiyo se dil tutata aya, dil ka bas ye rona hai
jab tak chaha dil se khela, aur jab chaha tod diya
ik dhanavan ki beti ne, nirdhan ka daman tod diya
chandi ki
Song #32 Ham tum se judaa ho ke mar jaayenge ro ro ke…
This song composed by Usha Khanna was very popular during its time. It is from the 1965 movie Ek Sapera Ek Lutera. Feroze Khan looked good with ear-rings like a sapera. He had Kumkum as his beloved. Indeed, since it is the story of twins (Mohan and Vijay Pratap Singh both played by Feroze Khan), both being in love with the same woman, it is indeed they (not him) who is in love with Kumkum.
Asad Bhopali is the one who penned the song and Mohammad Rafi sang for Feroze Khan, the sapera Mohan.
Please enjoy: Ham tum se juda ho ke mar jaayenge ro ro ke…
ham tumase judaa ho ke mar jaa_e.Nge ro-ro ke -2
mar jaa_e.Nge ro-ro ke
duniyaa ba.Dii zaalim hai dil to.D ke ha.Nsatii hai -2
ik mauj kinaare se milane ko tarasatii hai
kah do na ko_ii roke -2
ham tumase judaa …
vaade nahii.n bhuule.nge kasame.n nahii.n to.De.nge -2
ye tay hai ki ham dono.n milanaa nahii.n chho.De.nge
jo rok sake roke -2
ham tumase judaa …
sochaa thaa kabhii do dil milakar na judaa ho.nge
maaluum na thaa ham yuu.N naaqaam-e-vafaa ho.nge
qismat ne.n di_e dhokhe
ham tumase judaa …
Song #33 Mujhe gale se laga lo bahut udaas hoon main…
A very sad song sung by Asha Bhosle for Nanda in the 1963 movie Auj Aur Kal that starred Sunil Dutt with her and Ashaok Kumar and Tanuja in supporting roles.
It is one of the finest penned by Sahir Ludhianvi who in the male version (Mohammad Rafi) countered the sadness by insisting that she shouldn’t give in to sadness (Sahir was the best in such inspirational songs).
Music was composed by Ravi.
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Mujhe gale se laga lo bahut udaas hoon main…
aa: mujhe gale se lagaa lo, bahut udaas huu.N mai.n
nazar me.n tiir se chubhate hai.n ab nazaaro.n se
mai.n thak ga_ii huu.N sabhii TuuTate sahaaro.n se
ab aur bojh na Daalo
ra: bahut sahii, Gam-e-duniyaa, magar udaas na ho
kariib hai shab-e-Gam kii, sahar udaas na ho
bahut sahii
sitam ke haath kii talavaar TuuT jaaegii
ye uu.Nch-niich kii ciivaar TuuT jaaegii
tujhe kasam hai merii hamasafar udaas na ho
aa: na jaane kab ye tariikaa ye taur badalegaa
sitam kaa Gam kab musiibat kaa daur badalegaa
mujhe jahaa.N se uThaa lo, bahut udaas huu.N mai.n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rMZhb6F7Y0
Song #34 Koi matwaala aaya mere dwaare…
Lets once again marvel at the mastery of Shankar Jaikishen over Raaga based songs. This is from the 1966 movie Love in Tokyo starring Asha Parekh and Joy Mukherjee.
Another mastery that S-J had was to adapt foreign music into their songs. Thus, the movie had authentic Japanese sounding song: Sayonara, sayonara.
Anyway, coming back to this song, it was penned by Hasrat Jaipuri and sung by Lata Mangeshkar.
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Koi matwaala aaya mere dwaare…
koii matavaalaa aayaa mere dvaare
akhiyo.n se kar gayaa ajab ishaare
koii matavaalaa, aayaa mere dvaare …
kyaa man usake mai.n kyaa jaanuu.N
chhaliyaa ko mai.n kyaa pahachaanuu.N
jaane kyo.n meraa naam pukaare
aa~
koii matavaaraa aayaa mere dvaare …
jab se gayaa hai bholaa bachapan
akhiyaa.N cha.nchal, naTakhaT hai man
ab nahii.n kuchh bhii bas me.n hamaare
aa~
koii matavaaraa aayaa mere dvaare …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3BOEAmC1pY
Song #35 Jhanak jhanak tori baaje payaliya…
I hope you loved Asha Parekh’s dancing in the last song. If you did, here is another dancing number. This is from the 1968 movie Mere Huzoor that had one of the best and most dignified roles played by Raj Kumar in love with Salatanat as Mala Sinha but she spurns his love and marries Jeetendra.
The song was, once again, composed by Shankar Jaikishen on the lyrics of Hasrat Jaipuri and sung by Manna Dey, the finest singer of classical songs in Hindi movies. Indeed, I kept this till the end since it is regarded as the best of Manna Dey.
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Jhanak jhanak tori baaje payaliya…
jhanak jhanak torii baaje paayaliyaa
priit ke giit sunaaye paayaliyaa
ye kajaraarii cha.nchal a.nkhiyaa.N
ho.nTh gulaabii phuul kii patiyaa.N
laT bikhare to gaal pe Thahare
hosh jiyaa ke u.Daaye paayaliyaa
i.ndradhanush saa loch kamariyaa
bri.ndaaban kii jaise gujariyaa
baa.Nvarii ras pe kar de jaaduu
aag me.n aag lagaaye paayaliyaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qpIQygF-VQ
Song #36 Sitaaron ki mehfil saji tum naa aaye…
In the Hindi movies, once they get stuck with a story that is appealing, they continue to repeat it. Some of the movie, for example, of Dev Anand and Guru Dutt would have similar story, if not the same. Do you remember the 1951 movie Taraana in which Dilip Kumar‘s plane crashes near Madhubala’s village. Well, four years later, in 1955 movie Udan Khatola it crashes again (he must be a Jonah air-traveller!) and this time too nothing happens to him and he finds himself in an isolated town that is ruled by pretty women. Soni or Nimmi is one of them.
Unlike Taraana, this time the songs were penned by Shakeel Badayuni and composed by Naushad Ali. This one was sung by Lata Mangeshkar.
Please enjoy in Raag Darbari Kanada: Sitaaron ki mehfil saji tum naa aaye…
aaii thii raat josh-e-tamannaa liye hue
jaatii hai ab luTii huii duniyaa liye hue
(sitaaro.n kii mahafil sajii tum na aaye)-2
sajii tum na aaye
tumhe hamane aavaaz dii sajanaa
tumhe hamane aavaaz dii,tum na aaye
(haaye tum na aaye)-2
bichha.Dane ko ab raat kaa kaarvaa.n hai
haaye kaaravaa.N hai
huaa chaa.Nd benuur,chup aasamaa.N hai
chup aasamaa.N hai
chalii ruuThakar chaa.Ndanii,tum na aaye
(haaye tum na aaye)-2
abhii jaag uThe hai.n ummiido.n ke taare
ummido.n ke taare
chale aao pyaare muhabbat pukaare
muhabbat pukaare
bahaaro.n ko nii.nd aa ga_ii,tum naa aaye
(haaye tum na aaye)2
So that’s all folks. In three parts of 12 songs each, I have given you as many as 36 most beautiful songs composed in Raag Darbari Kanada.
I hope you enjoyed listening to them. Please await my next Raag Bhimpalasi.
As you are already aware, these blogs are being recreated from the posts on my Facebook page Lyrical wherein I started with this theme of giving you the best raaga based songs in Hindi movies on the 8th of Aug 2015. Presently, I am on my 18th Raaga: Raag Asavari. I have already given you blogs on Raaga Bhairavi (Part I, II and III), Yaman or Kalyan (Part I, II and III), Jhinjhoti (Part I, II) and Darbari Kanada (Part I, II) and Bhimpalasi (Part I); which make only five of the eighteen Raagas. This means that I am well behind schedule.
We had started with our fifth Raag: Raag Bhimpalasi many weeks back when I gave you Raag Bhimpalasi Part I. Raag Bhimpalasi is an afternoon raaga, sung from late afternoon to sunset, Bhimpalasi is poignant and passionate, filled with yearning. The raga is reputed to reduce tension and short temper.
Now look at the cover picture depicting the song Khilate hain gul yahan khilake bikharane ko. You get the yearning, the longing, the passion and the poignancy. I have always given you, in the cover pictures of the Raagas, what I feel is the song that comes nearest to the description of the Raaga.
The Raaga is in Thaat Kafi. The other Raagas in Thaat Kafi are Pilu, Kafi and Bageshri. Raag Bhimpalasi is sung in Bhakati, Shringar and Vir ras.
So far, in Part I, I have given you the following songs:
Khilte hain gul yahan – SD Burman
Aa neele gagan tale – Shankar Jaikishen
Naino mein badra chhaye – Madan Mohan
Afsana likh rahi hoon – Naushad Ali
Maine chand sitaaron ki – N Dutta
Kuchh dil ne kaha – Hemant Kumar
Mere mann ka bawra panchhi – C Ramchandra
Mera pyaar woh hai – OP Nayyar
Tu kahan yeh bata – SD Burman
Chalo ik baar phir se – Ravi
Koi nahin hai phir bhi na mukhako – Laxmikant Pyarelal
Le to aaye ho mujhe – Ravindra Jain
Lets proceed further:
Song #13 Panthi hoon main us path ka…
Twelve directors so far who have composed in Raag Bhimpalasi: SD Burman, Shankar Jaikishen, Madan Mohan, N Dutta, Naushad, Hemant Kumar, C Ramchandra, OP Nayyar, SD Burman, Ravi, Laxmikant Pyarelal and Ravindra Jain.
Lets start with the thirteenth: Kishore Kumar as a composer. This is from the 1971 movie Door Ka Raahi which has Kishore Kumar all the way: as hero, as music director, as singer, as producer, director and story-writer. I was so fascinated by the fact that when given a chance, he didn’t opt to make a commercial movie but the movie that would give expression to his inner voice, that I saw it recently on my computer.
Lyrics are by A Irshad and the song describes the idea behind the entire movie.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Panthi hoon main us path ka, ant nahin jisaka….
pa.nthii huu.N mai.n us path kaa
a.nt nahii.n jisakaa
aas merii hai jisakii dishaa
aadhaar mere man kaa
sa.ngii saathii mere
a.ndhiyaare ujiyaare
mujhako raah dikhaaye.n
palachhin ke phulajhaare
pathik mere path ke sab taare
aur niilaa aakaash
pa.nthii …
is path par dekhe kitane
sukh dukh ke mele
phuul chune kabhii khushiyo.n ke
kabhii kaaTo.n se khele
jaane kab tak chalanaa hai
mujhe is jiivan ke saath
pa.nthii …
Song #14 Ae ri main to prem deewani….
Lets go on with our fourteenth music director composing in Raag Bhimpalasi: Roshan. I have taken this song from the 1952 movie Naubahar starring Nalini Jaywant and Ashok Kumar. It is a Meerabai bhajan sung by Lata Mangeshkar, the lyrics having been touched by Shailendra.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: E ji main to prem deewani mora dard na jaane koye….
(e rii mai.n to prem divaanii
meraa dard na jaane kaun)-2
na mai.n jaanu aaratii va.nda.n,naa puujaa kii riit
hai anajaanii daras divaanii,merii paagal priit
liye re mai.ne do naino.n ke,diipak liye sanjog(?)
e rii mai.n to …
aashaa ke phuulo.n kii maalaa,saa.Nso.n ke sa.ngiit
in par phuulii chalii re jaane,apane man kaa miit
e rii maine nai.n Dor me.n,sapane liye phiroye
e rii mai.n to …
Song #15 Ae ajnabee tu bhi kabhi awaaz de kahin se….
I am tempted to give you, at this stage, a favourite song of mine from a contemporary music director – the best of the lot and Oscar winner – AR Rehman. The name of this 1998 movie is Dil Se starring Shah Rukh Khan and Moinasha Koirala. The singer is Udit Narayan.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Ai ajnabi tu bhi kabhi awaaz de kahin se….
o paakhii paakhii paradesii
ai ajanabii tuu bhii kabhii aavaaz de kahii.n se
mai.n yahaa.N Tuka.Do.n me.n jii rahaa huu.N
tuu kahii.n Tuka.Do.n me.n jii rahii hai
ai ajanabii tuu bhii kabhii …
roz roz resham sii havaa, aate jaate kahatii hai
bataa resham sii havaa kahatii hai bataa
vo jo duudh dhulii, maasuum kalii
vo hai kahaa.N kahaa.N hai vo roshanii, kahaa.N hai
vo jaan sii kahaa.N hai
mai.n adhuuraa, tuu adhuurii jii rahii hai
ai ajanabii tuu bhii kabhii …
o paakhii paakhii paradesii
tuu to nahii.n hai lekin, terii muskuraahaT hai
cheharaa kahii.n nahii.n hai par, terii aahaT hai
tuu hai kahaa.N kahaa.N hai, teraa nishaa.N kahaa.N hai
meraa jahaa.N kahaa.N hai
mai.n adhuuraa, tuu adhuurii jii rahii hai
ai ajanabii tuu bhii kabhii …
Song #16 Samay O dheere chalo….
Fifteen directors so far who have composed in Raag Bhimpalasi: SD Burman, Shankar Jaikishen, Madan Mohan, N Dutta, Naushad, Hemant Kumar, C Ramchandra, OP Nayyar, SD Burman, Ravi, Laxmikant Pyarelal, Ravindra Jain, Kishore Kumar, Roshan and AR Rehman.
Lets go on with the sixteenth. I have chosen the great Bhupen Hazarika composing for the 1993 movie Rupaali, the title having been taken from Rajasthan’s traditional women weepers or mourners who can be hired to weep or mourn on the death of a person.
This great song has Gulzar‘s lyrics and has been sung by the two Mangeshkar sisters: Asha and Lata together with Bhupen himself.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Samay o dheere chalo…..
samay o dhiire chalo
bujh gaI raah se chhaa.Nv
duur hai duur hai pii kaa gaa.Nv
dhiire chalo dhiire chalo
ye havaa sab le gaI
kaaravaa.n ke nishaa.n bhii u.Daa le gaI
u.Datii havaao.n vaale mile.nge kahaa.N – 2
koI bataa do mere piyaa kaa nishaa.N – 2
samay o dhiire chalo
bujh gaI raah se chhaa.Nv
duur hai, duur hai pii kaa gaa.Nv
dhiire chalo dhiire chalo
Song #17 Tum mile dil khile….
Our seventeenth music director composing in Raag Bhimpalasi is MM Kreem. I remember how this song caught our imagination 20 years back, when in 1995, the movie Criminal was released starring the south Indian star Nagarjuna.
Indeevar penned the lyrics and the song was sung so gently by Alka Yagnik and Kumar Sanu.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Tum mile dil khile aur jeene ko kyaa chaahiye…
tuu mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye – 2
(naa ho tuu udaas tere paas paas mai.n rahuu.Ngaa zindagii bhar ) – 2
saare sa.nsaar kaa pyaar mai.n ne tujhii me.n paayaa
tuu mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye – 2
cha.Ndaa tujhe dekhane ko nikalaa karataa hai
aainaa bhii o … dIdaar ko tarasaa karataa hai
itanii hasii.n koii nahii.n – 2
husna dono jahaa.N kaa ek tujhame simaT ke aayaa
tuu mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye
##
Darling, every breath you take, every move you make,
I will be there.
What will I do without you, I want to love you
forever and ever and ever.
##
pyaar kabhii marataa nahii.n ham tuu marate hai.n
hote hai.n vo log amar pyaar jo karate hai.n
jitanii adaa utanii vafaa – 2
ik nazar pyaar se dekh lo phir se zindaa karado
tuu mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye – 2
naa ho tuu udaas tere paas paas mai.n rahuu.Ngaa zindagii bhar – 2
saare sa.nsaar kaa pyaar maine tujhii me.n paayaa
tuu mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye – 2
## This para is for the female version sung by Alka as first para ##
Gam hai kise ho sAraa jahaa.N chaahe dushmana ho
kyaa chaahiye haatho.n me.n jo teraa daaman ho
tuu hai jahaa.N manzil vahaa.N – 2
dha.Dakano.n kii tarah apane dil me.n mujhako chhupaa lo
tU mile dil khile aur jiine ko kyaa chaahiye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCOs_Xz-hb0
Song #18 Dil ke tukde tukde kar ke….
Our eighteenth music director composing in Raag Bhimpalasi is Usha Khanna in a movie produced and directed by Jugal Kishore. I am talking about the 1978 movie Dada starring Vinod Mehra and Bindiya Goswami.
Why should I select this song amongst the best? It is not just because in the garden where this has been shot, as soon as the mukhada starts, you see my favourite sunflowers! The song really became very popular.
Lyrics are by Ravindra Jain and the singer is Yesudas.
Please enjoy: Dil ke tukade tukade karke muskarate chal diye….
(dil ke Tuka.De Tuka.De karake
muskuraate chal diye ) – (2)
jaate jaate ye to bataa jaa
ham jiye.nge kisake liye
dil ke Tuka.De Tuka.De karake
muskuraate chal diye
chaa.nd bhii hogaa, taare bhii ho.nge
duur chaman me.n pyaare bhii ho.nge
lekin hamaaraa dil na lagegaa
bhiigegii jab jab raat suhaanii
aag lagaaegii R^itu mastaanii
tuu hii bataa koii kaise jiyegaa
dil ke maaro.n ko dil ke maalik
Thokar lagaa ke chal diye
dil ke Tuka.De …
ruuThe rahe.nge aap jo hamase
mar jaae.nge ham bhii kasam se
sunale haath chhu.Daane se pahale
jaan hamaarii naam pe terii
jaaegii jis din dilabar merii
soch samajh le jaane se pahale
yuu.n agar tum dil kii tamannaa
ko miTaake chal diye
dil ke Tuka.De …
Song #19 Main gareebon ka dil, main machalati sabaa.N….
We have had eighteen directors so far who have composed in Raag Bhimpalasi: SD Burman, Shankar Jaikishen, Madan Mohan, N Dutta, Naushad, Hemant Kumar, C Ramchandra, OP Nayyar, SD Burman, Ravi, Laxmikant Pyarelal, Ravindra Jain, Kishore Kumar, Roshan, AR Rehman, Bhupen Hazarika, MM Kreem and Usha Khanna.
Lets take our nineteenth music director: Sardar Malik. This is from the 1955 movie Aab-e-Hayat starring Premnath and Shashikala. Lyrics are by Hasrat Jaipuri and the singer is Hemant Kumar.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Main gareebon ka dil, main machalati sabaa.N….
mai.n gariibo.n kaa dil, mai.n machalatii sabaa.N
bekaso.n ke liye, pyaar kaa aashiyaa.N
mai.n gariibo.n kaa dil …
mai.n jo gaataa chalaa, saath mahafil chale
mai.n jo ba.Dhataa chalaa, saath ma.nzil chale
mujhe raah dikhaatii chale bijaliyaa.N
mai.n gariibo.n kaa dil …
husn bhii dekh kar mujhako hairaan hai
ishq ko mujhase milane kaa aramaan hai
dekho aramaan hai
apanii duniyaa kaa huu.N mai.n hasii.n naujavaa.N
mai.n gariibo.n kaa dil …
kaaravaa.N zi.ndagaanii kaa rukataa nahii.n
baadashaaho.n ke aage ye jhukataa nahii.n
chaa.Nd taaro.n se aage meraa aashiyaa.N
mai.n gariibo.n kaa dil …
Song #20 Yeh na thi hamaari kismat…..
Our 20th composer in Raag Bhimpalasi is Khaiyyam. He composed Mirza Ghalib‘s famous ghazal in this Raag and the Malika-e-Tarunnam Begum Akhtar sang it.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Ye na this hamari kismet….
ye naa thii hamaarii qismat ke visaal-e-yaar hotaa
agar aur jiite rahate, yahii i.ntazaar hotaa
tere vaade par jiye ham, to ye jaan jhuuTh jaanaa
ke khushii se mar na jaate, agar aitabaar hotaa
terii naazukii se jaanaa ke ba.ndhaa thaa ahad buudaa
kabhii tuu na to.D sakataa, agar usatavaar hotaa
koii mere dil se puuchhe, tere tiir-e-niim kash ko
ye khalish kahaa.N se hotii, jo jigar ke paar hotaa
ye kahaa.N kii dostii hai ke bane hai.n dost naaseH
koii chaaraa saaz hotaa, koii gam gusaar hotaa
rag-e-sa.ng se Tapakataa, vo lahuu ke phir na thamataa
jise Gam samajh rahe ho, ye agar sharaar hotaa
Gam agar-che jaa.N gusal hai, par kahaa.N bachai.n ke dil hai
Gam-e-ishq gar na hotaa, gam-e-rozagaar hotaa
kahuu.N kis se mai.n ke kiyaa hai, shab-e-gam burii balaa hai
mujhe kiyaa buraa thaa maraN agar aik baar hotaa
hue mar ke ham jo rusavaa, hue kyuu.N na gharq-e-darayaa
na kabhii janaazaa uThataa, na kahii.n mazaar hotaa
use kaun dekh sakataa ke, yagaanaa he vo yakataa
jo duii kii buu bhii hotii, to kahii.n do chaar hotaa
ye masaa-el-e-tasavvuf, ye teraa bean, Gaalib
tujhe ham vaalii samajhate, jo na baadah khaar hotaa
Song #21 Zindagi mein to sabhi pyaar kiya karte hain…
The last music director that we have is the singer Mehdi Hassan himself singing my most favourite ghazal. It is a Qatel Shifai ghazal. Although it wasn’t sung in a Hindi movie, I am still giving it as a bonus.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Zindagi mein to sabhi pyaar kiya karte hain…..
zi.ndagii me.n to sabhii pyaar kiyaa karate hai.n
mai.n to mar kar bhii merii jaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
tuu milaa hai to yah ahasaas huaa hai mujhako
yah merii umr mohabbat ke liye tho.Dii hai
ik zaraa saa Gam-e-dauraa.n kaa bhii haq hai jis par
mai.nne voh saa.Ns bhii tere liye rakh chho.Dii hai
tujh pe ho jaauu.Ngaa qurbaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
mai.n to mar kar bhii merii jaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
apane jazabaat me.n naGamaat rachaane ke liye
mai.nne dha.Dakan kii tarah dil me.n basaayaa hai tujhe
mai.n tasavvur bhii judaaii kaa bhalaa kaise karuu.N
mai.nne qismat kii lakiiro.n se churaayaa hai tujhe
pyaar kaa banake nigahabaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
mai.n to mar kar bhii merii jaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
terii har chaap se jalate hai.n Kayaalo.n me.n charaaG
jab bhii tuu aaye jagaataa huaa jaaduu aaye
tujhako chhuu luu.N to phir ai jaan-e-tamannaa mujhako
der tak apane badan se terii Kushabuu aaye
tuu bahaaro.n kaa hai unavaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
mai.n to mar kar bhii merii jaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
zi.nagii me.n to sabhii pyaar kiyaa karate hai.n
mai.n to mar kar bhii merii jaan tujhe chaahuu.Ngaa
Song #22 Jabase balam ghar aaye
In the last seven days of our listening to Hindi songs based on Raag Bhimpalasi, we listened to the compositions of 21 different music directors.
Tonight, we take the last three songs composed in this Raag before we take on our next Raag.
The first won is from the 1951 Raj Kapoor movie Aawara, now listed by Time magazine amongst Top 100 movies of all times. As usual lyrics are by Hasrat Jaipuri, music composed by Shankar Jaikishen, and Lata Mangeshkar singing for Nargis.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Jabase balam ghar aaye….
o dil ne dil se kahaa thaa fasaanaa -2
lauT aayaa hai guzaraa zamaanaa
Kushiyaa.N saath-saath laa_e
jiyaraa machal-machal …
o laa ke aa.Nkho.n se dil me.n biThaa_uu.N -2
muskuraa ke sitaare luTaa_uu.N
aashaa jhuum-jhuum gaa_e
jiyaraa machal-machal …
o din hai.n apane mohabbar javaa.N hai
unase aabaad dil kaa jahaa.N hai -2
man ke chor chale aa_e
jiyaraa machal-machal …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV2tpIUz0_4
Song #23 Khoya khoya chand khula aasmaan….
The second song composed in Raag Bhimpalasi, I have taken from the 1960 movie Kaala Bazaar starring Dev Anand and Waheeda Rehman. Lyrics were penned by Shailendra and the singer was Mohammad Rafi.
Of course, being a Dev Anand movie, the music was composed by SD Burman.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Khoya khoya chand, khula aasmaan…..
mastii bharii, havaa jo chalii
khil-khil ga_ii, ye dil kii kalii
man kii galii me.n hai khalabalii
ki unako to bulaao, o ho …
khoyaa-khoyaa chaa.nd …
taare chale, nazaare chale
sa.ng-sa.ng mere vo saare chale
chaaro.n taraf ishaare chale
kisii ke to ho jaao, o ho …
khoyaa-khoyaa chaa.nd …
aisii hii raat, bhiigii sii raat
haatho.n me.n haath, hote vo saath
kah lete unase dil kii ye baat
ab to naa sataao, o ho …
khoyaa-khoyaa chaa.nd …
ham miT chale, jinake liye
bin kuchh kahe, vo chup-chup rahe
koii zaraa ye unase kahe
na aise aajamaao, o ho …
khoyaa-khoyaa chaa.nd …
Song #24 Hawaaon pe likh do….
The last song that I am giving you that has been composed in Raag Bhimpalasi is by my favourite singer-composer Hemant Kumar.
The song has three best: Hemant as the composer, Gulzar as the lyricist and Kishore Kumar as the singer. The name of this 1968 movie is Do Dooni Char.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Havaaon pe likh do, havaaon ke naam…..
havAo.n pe likh do havAo.n ke naam
ham anajAn paradesiyo.n kA salaam
havAo.n pe likh do …
shaakh par jab, dhUp AI, haath chhUne ke liye – 2
chhA.Nv chham se, nIche kUdI, h.Ns ke bolI Aiye
ye bhole se chehare hai.n mAsUm naam
havAo.n pe likh do …
chulabulA ye, pAnI apanI, raah bahanA bhUlakar
lete lete, AinA chamakA rahA hai phUl par
yahA.N subah se khelA karatI hai shaam
havAo.n pe likh do …
Song #25 Aaj purani raahon se….
This is a famous number from the 1968 movie Aadmi that was noted for exquisite acting by Dilip Kumar after he is paralysed in an accident and observes his beloved Waheeda Rehman having an affair with his friend Manoj Kumar. He has murderous tendencies at this stage which are reminiscent of his childhood when his friend touches his doll in the memory of his love Meena.
Shakeel Badayuni‘s lyrics are extremely meaningful and the composition by Naushad is superb. Mohammad Rafi has sung this with great passion.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Aaj puraani raahon se koi mujhe awaaz naa de….
aaj puraanii raaho.n se, koI mujhe aavaaz na de
dard me.n Duube giit na de, gam kaa sisakataa saaz na de
biite dino.n kii yaad thii jiname.n, mai.n vo taraane bhuul chukaa
aaj na_ii ma.nzil hai merii, kal ke Thikaane bhuul chukaa
na vo dil na sanam, na vo diin-dharam
ab duur huu.N saare gunaaho.n se
jiivan badalaa duniyaa badalii, man ko anokhaa GYaan milaa
aaj mujhe apane hii dil me.n, ek nayaa inasaan milaa
pahu.Nchaa huu.N vahaa.N, nahii.n duur jahaa.N, bhagavaan kii nek nigaaho.n se
TuuT chuke sab pyaar ke ba.ndhan, aaj koii za.njiir nahii.n
shiishaa-e-dil me.n aramaano.n kii, aaj koii tasviir nahii.n
ab shaad huu.N mai.n, aazaad huu.N mai.n, kuchh kaam nahii.n hai aaho.n se
Song #26 Naghma O sher ki saugaat kise pesh karun….
There are movies that are made around a single song. There is Mere Mehboob, Barsaat Ki Raat and then there is Ghazal. This song occurs thrice in the 1964 movie Ghazal on three different versions. In the first instance this ghazal is sung by Lata Mangeshkar for Naaz Ara Begum (Meena Kumari)in a private gathering of women freinds. However, Ejaz (Sunil Dutt), who is passing by her house, listens to it and falls in love with her voice and her. He himself sings the second version of it: Ishq ki garmiyen jazbaat kise pesh karun at her father Nawab Bakar Ali Khan’s (Prithviraj) mushaira and she is amused that he stole her ghazal. Finally, in the movie, she loses her voice and doesn’t want that Ejaz should marry her and spoil his life. So she agrees to marry the ever-greedy Akhtar Nawab (Rehman), who asks Ejaz to sing a sehra at their wedding and Ejaz sings: Rang aur noor ki baraat kise pesh karun. Lo and behold, when Mohammad Rafi gets to the last high-pitched Kise pesh karun, she gets her voice back and they (she and Ejaz).
It is that kind of powerful song; one of the best penned by Sahir Ludhianvi and composed by Madan Mohan.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Naghma o sher ki saugaat kise pesh karun…
koi hamaraaz to paauu.N koI hamadam to mile
dil kii dha.Dakan ke ishaarat kise pesh karuu.N
Song #27 Ye zindagi usi ki hai…
This is from the 1953 movie Anarkali directed by Nandlal Jaswantlal, much before K Arif‘s magnum-opus Mughal-e-Azam, the most expensive movie until then.
This song was sung by Lata Mangeshkar for Beena Roy as Anarkali and is very poignant. She has saved the life of her lover Prince Salim (played by Pradeep Kumar) by agreeing to be paved in a brick wall alive. And all because they (Prince Salim and her) fell in love.
We must appreciate Rajinder Krishan, the lyricist for coming up with these lyrics that tell us that you don’t require anything in life if you have love. And, indeed, to give up one’s life in love is gaining the world. C Ramchandra’s composition is flawless and Lata Mangeshkar’s singing is great.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Ye zindagi usi ki hai, jo kisi ka ho gaya…
ye zi.ndagii usii kI hai, jo kisii kaa ho gayaa
pyaara hii me.n kho gayaa, ye zi.ndagI …
ye bahAr, ye samA, kah rahA hai pyAr kar
kisI kI ArazU me.n apane dil ko beqarAr kar
zi.ndagii hai bevafaa…
zi.ndagii hai bevafaa, luuT pyaar kaa mazaa
ye zi.ndagI …
dha.Dak rahA hai dil to kyA, dil kI dha.Dakane.n nA sun
phir kahA.n ye fursate.n, phir kahA.N ye rAt-din
aa rahii hai ye sadaa…
aa rahii hai ye sadaa, mastiyo.n me.n jhuum jaa
ye zi.ndagI …
do dila yahaa.N na mila sake, mile.nge us jahaan me.n
khile.nge hasarato.n ke phuula, mauta ke aasmaana me.n
ye zi.ndagii chalii gaI jo pyaara me.n to kyaa huaa
ye zi.ndagii …
sunaa rahii hai daastaa.n, shamaa mere mazaara kii
fizaa me.n bhii khilI rahii, ye kalii anaara kii
ise mazaara mata kaho, ye mahala hai pyaara kaa
ye zi.ndagii …
ai zi.ndagii kii shaama aa, tujhe gale lagaauu.n mai.n
tujhii me.n DUba jaauu.n mai.n
jahaa.N ko bhuula jaauu.n mai.n
basa ek nazara mere sanama, alvidaa, alvidaa
alvidaa … alvidaa …
alvidaa … alvidaa …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eFso_5-bFc
Song #28 Ye khaamoshiyan ye tanhaayiyan…
This is our last song in the Best Songs Based On Raag Bhimpalasi.It is from the 1963 movie Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke that was based (though denied in the movie) on the infamous Commander Kawas Nanavati (an Indian Navy officer) case. In the actual story, Nanawati’s most beautiful wife Sylvia had an affair with Prem Bhagwandas Ahuja, a friend of Nanavati. They used to be merry making when Nanavati went out sailing for long durations. When Nanavati returned and caught them red-handed, he shot dead his frend Ahuja. When the trial progressed, there was enormous public sympathy for Nanavati.
In the movie, Sunil Dutt acted as a commercial pilot charge with killing his wife – the beautiful Leela Naidu‘s – lover.
This song was sung by Mohammad Rafi and Asha Bhosle for Sunil Dutt and Leela Naidu during their happy days whilst holidaying in Kashmir. Rajinder Krishan’s lyrics and Ravi’s composition are as exquisite as the Kashmir valley.
Please enjoy in Raag Bhimpalasi: Ye khaamoshiyan, ye tanhaayiyan….
rafii: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
muhabbat kii duniyaa hai kitanii javaa.N
aashaa: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
muhabbat kii duniyaa hai kitanii javaa.N
dono.n: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
aashaa: aa aa.a.a.a aa.a aa.a.a aa.a
aashaa: o ho ho
rafii: aa haa
aashaa: aa aa aa aa aa aa
raii: aa haa haa
aashaa: o ho
rafii: o ho ho ho ho ho
aashaa: (ye sardii kaa mausam badan kaa.Npe thar thar)-2
rafii: ye hai.n barf ke Dher yaa sa.ngamaramar % Rafi says sa.ngemaramar
dono.n: banaa le.n na kyuu.N apanii jannat yahaa.N
rafii: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
muhabbat kii duniyaa hai kitanii javaa.N
dono.n: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
rafii: ye uu.Nche pahaa.Do.n ke maGaruur saaye
aashaa: (ye kahate hai.n unako nazar to milaaye)-2
dono.n: farishte bhii hai.n is jagah bezubaa.N
aashaa: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
muhabbat kii duniyaa hai kitanii javaa.N
dono.n: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
rafii: na paradaa hai koii na hai koii chilaman
aashaa: (jahaa.N paa.Nv rakh de.n hai phisalan hii phisalan)-2
dono.n: qadam chho.Date jaa rahe hai.n nishaa.N
rafii: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N [aa aa aa] ye tanahaaiyaa.N [aa aa aa]
muhabbat kii duniyaa hai, kitanii javaa.N
dono.n: ye Kaamoshiyaa.N ye tanahaaiyaa.N
rafii: aa aa.a.a.a aa.a aa.a.a aa.a
aashaa: aa aa.a.a.a aa.a aa.a.a aa.a
dono.n: aa aa.a.a.a aa.a aa.a.a aa.a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op5_FgMM_sk
That brings us to the end of 28 beautiful songs composed by 21 composers in Raag Bhimpalasi: 12 in Part I and 16 here.
I hope you enjoyed listening to them. Please await our next Raaga based songs.
They are everywhere. They know that people would see through their dirty-tricks but they just can’t help being smart-asses. For example, we had a senior officer’s wife who was a kleptomaniac. One would think that she would have been afraid of being caught in the act or embarrassed or mortified. But, no, kleptomania is a mania beyond you. You just cannot help it. When the urge comes and you think that your host or hostess isn’t looking, you quietly let their expensive Murano glass slip in your purse, kind of naturally. It is the same thing with smart-asses. When the urge comes a calling, they just cannot resist it.
Life is really very interesting because of these smart-asses; they know everything; they have done this and that and make you wonder how life simply ignored you whilst these guys were having the time of their lives.
I give below a few representative cases only; in my nearly 37 years in the Navy, I have come across quite a few of them and I can actually write volumes about their exploits. But, this post is only just the trigger. I actually want you too to share similar experiences in the comments below the post.
Case #1
Walking in the sun together
This happened with me when I was undergoing my professional course in Communications in Signal School, Kochi. We were accommodated in the Southern Naval Command Mess and dined there too. The Mess was about a kilometer away from the School and unless one had a two-wheeler, one walked in the scorching heat and humidity that sapped your energy.
I had already got my donkey (a Yezdi 250 cc mobike) with some of my own money augmented by a loan from my dad. Hence, shuttling between the Mess and the School had become less tedious.
You can have expensive cars later in your life, but nothing compares to the memories with your first mobike.
By the way, the road in the above picture is the what the National Highway (Ha! Ha!) between Mumbai to Goa looked like in 1981. I have always maintained that as far as Indian scene was/is concerned, Highway is a Punjabi word. When you go over a pot hole you end up saying, “Haai wey” (O’ my God; look). But, that’s another story.
Anyway, getting back to Case #1; on a particularly hot summer day (remember the ad: Always Summer, Always Coca-Cola? Well, that kind of typical Indian summer day), I was about to start back from the Signal School. I still remember that it was a Tuesday. How do i remember it after so many years? Well, it is very simple: on Tuesdays the lunch in the mess comprised Channa-Bhatura, my favourite meal during those days and I wanted to quickly reach the mess and gorge on at least a dozen Bhaturas (Distant memory! Nowadays, one feels cautious of having a single one).
I kicked the donkey. It gave a hiss and then got back to sleeping. I gave another. It just ignored me. I gave a series of frantic kicks but my donkey ignored me like a Malyali shopkeeper when you ask him to show a few more shirts (other than the one that he has selected for you) so that you could make a choice. Finally, I realised that time was running short and that if I was late, the mess cooks would run out of the dough to make Bhaturas. So, helmet in hand, I started walking toward the Mess. Lieutenant ABC, who in any case used to walk since he neither had a two-wheeler nor a helmet, accompanied me.
Recently, we (the woman in the above picture and I!) saw the movie Revenant (the one who returned, especially from being dead) starring Leonardo DiCaprio. I can assure you that the one km walk back to the mess with helmet in my hand was more painful than the entire adventure of Hugh Glass in Montana and South Dakota when he was left behind by his friends as dead after he was attacked by a bear. Seeing the helmet in my hand, many other bikers and scooterists offered me a ride; but, I politely declined thinking that Lieutenant ABC who was walking back with me would have to walk alone.
As the next biker stopped to give me a lift and as once again I declined, Lieutenant ABC borrowed my helmet and took off as a pillion with the guy who was offering me a lift.
Looking back, I realised why my loyal donkey ditched me that day; it was only so that I would learn a very useful lesson about life.
Case #2
“My wife; well, she is different”
I was posted in Vizag. Captain XYZ took over as my new boss. Since I was the second senior most after him, it was left to me to make him feel at home as also for my wife to introduce the other unit ladies to his wife. I told my wife to fix up with the other ladies and take them all in a group to my boss’s house so that all introductions would be done in one go.
In the office I requested the officers to convey this to their wives.
One particular officer, DEF, after the meeting, came to me and said that although the idea was good but his wife didn’t believe in brown-nosing senior officers’ wives and could she be excused? Now, I myself used to be a rebellious type who hardly followed traditions. So, in this particular case, I assured him that it wasn’t an order and was meant to be on voluntary basis only and hence Mrs. DEF should follow what her conscience permitted.
My wife, therefore, took all other ladies sans Mrs DEF to our boss’s house on a forenoon. They had the introductions, coffee and snacks,and nice cozy chat. When they were leaving, my wife told Mrs Boss that Mrs DEF couldn’t join them as she was preoccupied. At this, Mrs Boss responded, “Oh, don’t worry about Mrs DEF; she practically lives in our house since the time we have arrived in town. So sweet of her. She will be bringing home-cooked lunch for me today”.
Case #3
Good presenters are most professional officers
This officer was the smartest-ass that I have ever come across. The other day,I gave people the accepted definition of a smart-ass during our days: A smart-ass is someone who can sit on a cone of ice-cream and tell you what flavour it is. Well, this one was smart; very very smart and remained – well, buoyant – throughout his career in the Navy because of the natural gas that he possessed in abundance. The following was his motto:
(Pic courtesy: www.spreadshirtmedia.net)
The other day, a senior of mine remarked, “Story-tellers rule the world”. Well, ABC could not just tell a story but also take someone else’s story and tell it as his own. And at the end of it, people had only one reaction: Wow!
ABC dislodged another officer who had done all the hard-work to prepare his department of a ship to be commissioned, just before commissioning and took over as Navigating Officer. He set about remaking all the important books of the department such as Navigation Data Book, Navigation and Direction Standing Orders, Harbour and Sea Check Off Lists. Now all these require enormous hard-work. Fortunately, the Navigating Officer of my previous ship had done all the hard-work and all that ABC did was to borrow all the books from my previous ship, get a team of under-trainee Subaltern Lieutenants and Midshipmen to copy the entire stuff by merely changing the name of the ship wherever it occurred, put the stuff in beautiful looking bound books with lots of coloured borders and catchy titles.
These books are put up to the Commanding Officer every month for signatures and our CO, looking at all the hard-work that had gone in (actually, only presentation skills) had given excellent remarks on the books.
After a few months, we were on our way to a foreign cruise and our ship had the privilege of embarking the Fleet Commander who happened to be my previous ship’s CO (the same ship from where ABC’s minions had copied all the stuff and which the previous CO must have seen any number of times since he too would have these books put up to him every month. I don’t remember any occasion when he had written any complimentary remarks on those books).
One day, we were at sea doing nothing much (there was a break in the exercises schedule with other ships). Fleet Commander and my CO both were on the Bridge when my CO told the Fleet Commander that he would like to show the Fleet Commander the books maintained by his very capable Navigating Officer. For the next hour or so the Fleet Commander went through those books and this was his reaction, “These are simply outstanding.” He called the Fleet Operations Officer (FOO) and told him that on return to harbour he should promulgate these books as the standard to be used in the Fleet.
Later, after I finished my watch on the Bridge, I came down and subjected these books to a cursory glance and found that at a few places the name of my previous ship hadn’t been changed!
Smart-asses make our lives enriching experience for us whilst remaining buoyant throughout their careers.
If you have ever voted in any election in India, you are familiar with how they mark your index finger, extending from lower part of nail to skin of the finger, with indelible ink. This ink is produced in a company called Mysore Paints and Varnish Limited, the only company in India authorised to do so. After about 30 to 40 days, there is no trace of this indelible ink left and you are ready to vote again. Joining politics (or for that matter any other profession) has, at best, that so called indelible mark that stays a short time and then you are ready to be a turncoat and align your thinking and conduct with some other vocation.
However, one truly indelible ink is the one with which you are pronounced a fauji. It stays with you forever. Your mannerism, style, conduct and even way of thinking undergo permanent and indelible changes. You are not the same person anymore. As was penned by Rudyard Kipling in his famous poem ‘If’, the day you become a fauji, you suddenly become a man:
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
…………………..
…………………..
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
Son? Many a times I view things from my father’s point of view; how it must have been for him to send me to fauj knowing (I know that he knew) that, like those planes on trans-Atlantic flights, once I cross over that crucial point-of-no-return, I am gone forever. He knew that he was not sending me to a new profession, but a new life, family and world.
As I penned in ‘Indian Navy Is The Only Life That I Have Known Or Seen’, it is a totally different life, family and world. Even after you hang your uniform and boots (so as to say), you are left with only one way of problem solving, reacting and dealing with anything at all. I have spent, for example, nearly six years in India’s largest corporate company and even those six years didn’t change the way I dealt with problems. On the other hand, I applied fauji solutions to everything, albeit with a little modification.
My dad never joined the armed forces but for all practical purposes he was a fauji. I remember during my boyhood days, my sister and I were always in constant fear of him. Whenever we would hear his Monga (a German vehicle just like the Army Jonga) approaching (in the silence of the hills the engine noise of the Monga was distinct), we would be like dahine-se-sajj (by the right, dress). As soon as he would be with us, the inquisition would commence starting with if we read the newspaper; and, if we did, what was the national and international news.
He was also punctual like a fauji and always kept appointments dot on time. During my sister’s marriage, for example, he nearly cancelled the time when the baraat (marriage party) didn’t reach on time. Our relatives had tough time calming him down with “kudi daa maamla hai” (It is your daughter’s life).
LIke a fauji he was forever young (jawan) and physically fit.
But, the foremost manner in which he was like a fauji was his problem solving abilities and those related to quickly getting to the core of the matter rather than beating around the bush. The other day a senior colleague wrote a piece in one of the publications about how Indians keep discussing problems and solutions but never get to implementation of any of them. Dad was different. He would do before you could count till ten and in many cases, like a typical Punjabi, do the thinking later.
So, after my initial training in the Naval Academy at Cochin (now Kochi), I joined the Cadet Training Ship INS Delhi. I was excited because it was a dream come true to be finally on board an Indian Naval Ship. To give him credit, dad had tried his utmost to stall my becoming a fauji. He constantly bombarded me with how he was preparing me to become an IAS/IFS officer and that sane, intelligent and respectable people should steer clear of becoming fauji. Dad didn’t succeed and I eventually became what I wanted to become: an Indian Navy officer. However, the present leadership of the country and the current attitude of our countrymen are now succeeding to keep as many young men and women from joining the armed forces as they can with their relentless indifference and disrespect.
Anyway, after the tough routine of my first day on the cruiser Delhi, I burnt the midnight oil in writing to him a detailed letter about how my dream had finally come true.
I wrote about the history of Delhi. I wrote that when she was with the British, she was named HMS Achilles and had taken part in the famous Battle of the River Plate (close to Argentina) with HMS Ajax and HMS Exeter (a battle in which they were pitted against the might Admiral Graf Spee and others). I wrote that in 1948 she joined the Indian Navy as first HMIS Delhi and then INS Delhi on India becoming a republic on 26th Jan 1950. I wrote that she starred in the 1956 movie ‘The Battle of the River Plate’ with John Gregson, Anthony Quayle, and Peter Finch. I wrote that whilst I was in the Naval Academy at Cochin, on one of the afternoons I had seen the movie. I recounted an interesting anecdote that in one of the aerial shoots, the complete scene of Delhi as Achilles was shot with the other ships when the Director Michael Powell frantically asked for the scene to be done again. It was because even though all hatches were kept closed, at the crucial moment, one Sikh sailor emerged from one of the hatches complete with beard and turban.
INS Delhi was HMNZS Achilles earlier
I also described the 6 – guns of the ship and how she helped to liberate Goa on 18th Dec 1961. I wrote about walking on the quarterdeck of the ship whereat history invariably walked with me and my chest exceeded (in later years, Narendra Modi’s) 56 inches when I walked past the 6 – inch guns with their brass plaque describing the famous battles she had fought and won.
I described the forever humming of the engines and the generators and my bunk in the cadet’s mess. Whilst describing the ship in relation to me, I even quoted the poet:
The guns you fired were my guns,
And the lives you lived were mine
The arrival of this letter at our house Whispering Winds, Kandaghat was described to me by my mom. After dinner, dad and mom slipped into the bed and dad (as he was wont to do) asked my mom to read the son’s letter to him. She read slowly and deliberately all the way from Dear Dad to …….. lives you lived were mine ….. with lots and love and regards to mom and you….yours affectionately Ravi.
My dad pleading with the then PM Moraji Desai to get his son out of the Navy!
After she had finished, dad lay there thinking for sometime and then asked her to read the letter all over again. Mom, thinking that dad had made peace with my having become a fauji and was full of deep fatherly love and high respect for the history and heritage of the Indian Navy, read it the second time, more slowly and and with added emphasis. After finishing she awaited his response. And sure enough, the response came. This was it:
“Kinne paise mang rehya hai?” (How much money is he asking for?)
PS: If dad was the Finance Minister of NaMo, instead of Arun Jaitley, the faujis won’t have to beg on their knees endlessly for OROP.
तू भी देखना एक ऐसा भी दिन आएगा,
आंसुओं से मेरे तेरा दिल पिघल जाएगा
मेरी ना श से तुझे कोई शिक्वा ना होगा
तेरे दिन तो क्या जहान संवर जाएगा
प्यार और इश्क़ मुझे करना ही ना था
घुट घुट रोज़ मुझे मरना ही ना था
अब सोचता हूँ क्यों चला गया वहां
तेरी राहों से मुझे गुज़रना ही ना था
सोचा था ज़िन्दगी का हमसफ़र मिला है
मेरी तनहा रातों का सहर मिला है
हम जिसे पीते रहे दवा जान के, ऐ दिल,
अब पता चला के ज़हर मिला है
खैर ग़म- ऐ-इश्क़ की कोई तो होगी मंज़िल
यह बेवफा निकली, यह हर वक़्त रही संगदिल
यह ज़िन्दगी तो रो रोके गुज़ार दी हमने
आने वाली ज़िन्दगी शायद ना हो मुश्किल
चलो इंतजार करते है! चलो इंतज़ार करते हैं!
ठोकर खा चुके हैं फिर भी प्यार करते हैं
तेरे वादे पे तो तमाम उम्र गुज़र गयी लेकिन
हम अब मौत की वफ़ा का ऐतबार करते हैं|
Tu bhi dekhna ek aisa bhi din aayega,
Aansuyon se mere tera dil pighal jaayega
Meri naa sh setujhe koi shikwa na hoga
Tere din to kyaa jahan sanwar jaayega
Pyaar aur ishq mujhe karna hi na tha
Ghut ghut roz mujhe marna hi naa tha
Ab sochata hoon kyun chala gaya wahan
Teri raahon se mujhe guzarna hi naa tha
Socha tha zindagi ka hamsafar mila hai
Meri tanha raaton ka sehar mila hai
Ham jise peete rahe dawa jaan ke ai dil,
Ab pata chal ke zehar mila hai
Khair gham-e-ishq ki koi to hogi manzil
Yeh bewafa nikali, yeh har waqt rahi sangdil
Ye zindagi to ro ro ke guzaar di hamane
Aane waali zindagi shaayad naa ho mushqil
Chalo intezaar karte hain! Chalo intezaar karte hain!
Thhokar kha chuke hain phir bhi pyaar karte hain
Tere waade pe to tamaam umr guzr gayi lekin
Hum ab maut ki wafa ka aitbaar karte hain|