MISSILE BARRIERS!

 

First a caution before reading this post: Do you remember what Alfred Einstein said about Mahatma Gandhi? You do! Well, nevertheless I am refreshing your memory; he said, “Coming generations will scarcely believe that such a man of flesh and blood ever walked the earth.” It was the same with CN in the Navy. He was a unique person. He was thinking out of box even before they had devised boxes.

The problem was that he was a TASO (Torpedo Anti-Submarine Officer) and often applied TAS solutions to anti-ship and anti-air problems too. In this aspect, he never grew out-of-the-anti-submarine ‘box’ in which the Navy had placed him as a young Lieutenant.

During those days the Navy had suddenly woken up to the dangers of anti-ship missiles launched by other ships or aircraft. Anti-Missile Defence was such a buzzword that anyone who wanted to be seen as avanguard in his thinking talked about jamming the incoming missiles, chaff and volley of gun shots to divert it from the course.

Suddenly, the TAS guys, who erstwhile ruled the roost in the Navy, found themselves taking the back seats. Not CN though. He felt that TAS would always be relevant.
So, in order to join the AMD debate, he came up with a ‘paper’ that embarked on the concept of boom barriers around the ship on collapsible struts. The idea, as painstakingly explained by him was that if such boom barriers could work against submarines and torpedoes (in harbour), surely these would work against missiles too against ships at sea. The barrier would be in the form of a metal net that would make an umbrella around the ship. It would trap the incoming missile like fish getting caught in the net and the ship would be safe. Q.E.D.

A sea-skimmer missile about to hit a ship. Now, imagine CN's idea of a 'net' in which the missile would get caught! (Pic courtesy: defencyclopedia.com)
A sea-skimmer missile about to hit a ship. Now, imagine CN’s idea of a ‘net’ in which the missile would get caught! (Pic courtesy: defencyclopedia.com)

Hare-brained? Well, with the name he had made in the TAS world, this ‘paper’ went all the way up to the Chief of the Naval Staff who promptly called me and said, “Lieutenant Commander Ravi; I consulted an astrologer who told me that after you retire from the Navy, you would start a group on Humour in Uniform. Will you please ensure that you tell about this in that group to bring some cheer in the lives of its members? After all, why should I be the only person who should die laughing?”

“Aye, Aye, Sir” I told him.

So here you are, ladies and gents. As for me, orders are orders; can’t break the promise I made to the CNS.

Author: Sunbyanyname

I have done a long stint in the Indian Navy that lasted for nearly thirty seven years; I rose as far as my somewhat rebellious and irreverent nature allowed me to. On retirement, in Feb 2010, the first thing that occurred to me, and those around me, was that I Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (you will find an article with this title in this blog) and hadn't lost all my noodles and hence thought of a blog titled 'This 'n That'. I later realised that every third blog is called 'This 'n That' and changed the name to 'Sunbyanyname'. I detest treading the beaten track. This blog offers me to air 'another way' of looking at things. The idea is not just to entertain but also to bring about a change. Should you feel differently, you are free to leave your comments. You can leave comments even when you agree and want to share your own experience about the topic of the blog post. Impudent or otherwise, I have never been insousciant and I am always concerned about the betterment of community, nation and the world. I hope the visitors of this blog would be able to discern it.

3 thoughts on “MISSILE BARRIERS!”

  1. Liked n read it. No comments on the post today. Why because our SCO Ravi is LtCdr as per this post. Alas would have seen u like that LCdr. Sir

  2. NO DOUBT TAS OFFICERS DID COME UP WITH IDEA THAT THEY MUST FIRE RGB ROCKETS TO CREATE WATER WALLS ON EITHER BOWS AT THAT TIME CONSIDERING MISSILE COMES FROM FRONT !!! TOWING DECOYS WITH RCS WAS ALSO EXPLORED !!! I NEVER READ NETS TO CATCH MISSILES !!! GOOD TO KNOW SOME ONE THOUGHT OFF !!1

  3. Hi MVS, nice to hear from you. I was in DOT when CN’s paper arrived. I couldn’t believe my eyes. CN insisted it should be put up to CNS. Yes, all the other ASW measures as told by you were also tried out.

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